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Kenya Lies, Cynthia’s Health and Kandi’s Mama’s Hateration: RHOA Season 6, Ep 2 Recap

Last night’s episode of RHOA had Kenya looking a fool as usual, Porsha in an alter-ego wig and Kandi’s mama Joyce doing the most with the least. And we got an education in how serious fibroids can be from Cynthia’s struggle. Let’s get into it!

Paparazzi Princess – Kenya emerges from the courthouse having won the lawsuit against the landlord who evicted her. She was met by 3 paparazzi people that Bravo clearly hired and then did a pitiful interview with them.

RHOA paparazzi

The most pitiful “paparazzi” scene I’ve ever seen.


Our girl is so delusional that she gushed about being popular but no one curr!

No Allowance Allowed – Porsha has moved in with her mama, whose lacefront and babyhair ain’t gon give the people peace! Chile… anywho. Apparently, her trifling ass husband, Kordell, reneged on his promise to give her allowance when they were married and she’d have to borrow money from her mother. 50 shades of hot mess.

Kenya Callout – Nene meets up with Kenya who is STILL butthurt about Walter being at the Leakes wedding. Ma’am, cry us all a river, build a bridge and throw your salty over it. Nene says “I’ve had many exes in the rooms I’ve been in. That’s when you REALLY twirl.” YES!!! Duh!

twirl honey nene gif

The topic gets on Phaedra and Kenya denies she was being appropriate with Apollo through text messages. Lenethia tells her that’s what she was insinuating. Look. I’m loving Nene so murch right now! Also relevant: did Kenya Moore get cheek implants or injections??? She was looking like Alvin and the Chipmunk about the face. Like she was smuggling acorns in her cheeks. NO MA’AM!

Fibroids – Cynthia is having a rough time because she has fibroids and it’s turning her life upside down. She just signed with a new agency but the fibroids are making her stomach protrude. Folks think she’s pregnant because of it and she’s really affected by it. Meanwhile, Peter is being an insensitive jerk about it, laughing at her tears and offering no comforting words. I wanted to throat punch him.

Girl Talk – The ladies (with the exception of Kenya and Nene) meet up at Kandi’s house and Porsha shows up rocking a short wig. Phaedra notices that she has a small head and says “Small heads mean little brains.” That lady is unable to shade. LOL! They talk about Kenya Less’ texts to Apollo, which included how she wanted to do things his wife won’t. She gotta understand that her quest for fame is gon get her ass whooped. Keep texting someone else’s husband…

Nene Atlanta Dick gif

Apollo’s Attitude – Phaedra’s house is still under construction, even though they’re living in it. Iunno who ordered a Pier 1 catalog and made Apollo an interior designer but he thinks their pool table should live in the middle of the living room. Sir, BYE. Antywho, when Phaedra talks about how she needs more help around the house, homeboy rolls his eyes and rolls out. If Tommy from Martin don’t cut that out!

Appointment – Peter drives Cynthia to an appointment with a specialist to see what can be done about her fibroids and he continues to be empathy-deficient. That dude sat in the doctor’s office talmbout how she’s lucky he’s not a selfish husband since she hasn’t been able to YANSH him lately. THIS AINT BOUT YOU, SIR!!! The woman was bleeding so much that she had to change her tampons/pads every 45 minutes. Why should she be thinking bout sexing you? SIR, BYE!

Cynthia Peter RHOA

Anywho, doctor gives her good news that they can remove the fibroids without her having to get a hysterectomy.

Lying and the AID – Nene gets all the ladies together to iron out the tension between Kenya and Phaedra. The moment she opens her mouth, Ms. Less starts lying like sand talmbout she never text Apollo anything inappropriate. The devil is a LAH, madame! When Porsha calls her out for being shady, Kenya called her stupid under her breath and Kordell’s ex goes off! “LOOK! I’m going through a gahtdamb divorce! I don’t have to be here.” Po’ tink is touched. But what made me cackle in this scene is when Phaedra said that Kenya insinuated that her and Apollo have AIDS because of the comment she made about them getting tested since he just got out of prison. Nene clutches her pearls and goes “THE AID?!?” LMAO! Not “The AID” though. Petty story short, nothing really got accomplished besides the confirmation that Kenya Moore is a trifling never to the trusted bitty.

Siamese Cats – Porsha is moving some of her stuff into her mama’s house and she somehow managed to get her to give her the master suite. You’re not bout to displace me from my walk-in closet! NOPE! The former Mrs. Stewart tells us she’s super close with her sister, talmbout “We’re so close. We’re like siamese cats.”

Porsha Siamese Cats gif

O__________O First of all, you mean SIAMESE TWINS?!? Second, NO ONE EVEN SAYS THAT ANYMORE! It’s derogatory. Conjoined, fool! I can’t with Porsha and her short wig short bus status. Antyweighs, Kordell’s lawyer told hers that he’s gonna pack up the rest of the rest of her stuff out for her. OOP.

Mama Joyce’s Hateration – Kandi gave her mom her old house and she goes to visit to see what she’s done with the place. Her mama takes the opportunity to piss on her love parade, talmbout how much she doesn’t like Todd. She’s laying on a bed of assumptions, telling her daughter that Todd doesn’t provide for her because she’s richer.

Kandi Mama Joyce RHOA

She then tells Kandi that Riley doesn’t like him. The bitter cherry on the yucky sundae of hate was to then diss her engagement ring, saying it was small. A clearly hurt Kandi starts crying, angry and sad that her mother is going to those lengths and it wasn’t a good look for Mama Joyce. What I took from it is that Joyce wants her to stay single forever because she’s afraid that if she has a husband, she gon get less money from her.

When your own mama is the one tryna block your happiness, that’s gotta hurt EXTRA. Kandi should get married if she wants to get married. Her mom is a selfish jerk. UGH!

But remember how I said Kenya got some cheek work done? Look at this pic:

Kenya Moore Cheeks RHOA

Do yall see it??? Also, what did you think about Mama Joyce’s rant?

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  1. amber
    November 11, 2013 at 3:23 pm

    Yeah, something about Kenya’s face face is off. I thought it was just me!

  2. Erica
    November 11, 2013 at 3:47 pm

    She looks like she needs to be laying down in someones casket…. o_O *blank stare* All that money and you cant don something about your skin… looking like rocky road ice cream! Ok im done!

  3. OJ
    November 11, 2013 at 3:48 pm

    Mama Joyce needs a hobby, stat! Ioen care what she picks, bowling, chuuch, volunteering at the nearest senior center but she needs to get out of Kandi’s biznass!

  4. bmichelle
    November 11, 2013 at 4:05 pm

    I think Mama Joyce just wants Kandi to be alone like her. I don’t like talking about anybody’s momma, but Joyce & that entire aura of hers STANKS! Been stankin’ since Kandi’s first season on the show! Joyce need a good deacon to come through so she can lay off of Kandi for a bit.

    • Sabrina
      November 11, 2013 at 4:49 pm

      “…a good deacon to come through…” That is funny.

    • Mays
      November 12, 2013 at 11:30 am

      “good deacon”!!!! so true and so funny!

  5. November 11, 2013 at 4:09 pm

    I agree that Kenya’s face looks…yeah. Kandi’s mama needs to have several seats and I liked Porsha’s little wig. Miss Nene is in rare form,as usual & I agree with all the girls that Kenya is a whore for texting another woman’s husband,period. Nothing could make that ok.

  6. Opal
    November 11, 2013 at 4:31 pm

    I’m glad someone else was on my same wave length about Kandi’s mom. And Kandi said it best “I wrote No Scrubs, duh!” And even if Todd was a gold digger, the money may have brought him, but them thighs gon’ make him stay!

  7. WhiskeyOnTheRox
    November 11, 2013 at 6:23 pm

    At some point you have to let your adult child be an adult. Kandi ain’t stupid when it comes to her checkbook. Having said that….Todd is refusing to sign a Prenup. Umm bruh you betta get it where you fit in.

  8. Serenity
    November 11, 2013 at 8:05 pm

    Did you notice that Joyce was concerned about Joyce if something should happen to Kandi? Not Reilly, Joyce…. Sit all the way down and put on your church hat…

    • kwan
      November 11, 2013 at 11:26 pm

      OKAY! I caught that talm bout “If you choke on a chicken bone I don’t want him to come over and tell me I have to move”. So that’s your reason, you want to make sure you still get to dip your hands in the wallet. She needs to get some business.

    • Mays
      November 12, 2013 at 11:36 am

      Yes!!! I caught that too! She is worried about losing her OWN provider— Kandi. SMDH How she diss Kandi’s ring like that??? Ice cold mama joyce

  9. Tramona M
    November 11, 2013 at 8:50 pm

    Kenya’s cheeks look the same to me, it’s probably all of those layers of makeup. I love how Porsha spoke right on up when Kenya insulted her though. She should’ve been slapped.

    Apollo’s going to find himself divorced from Phaedra if he doesn’t act like he’s got some sense. I’ve always found him too immature for such an old soul, southern belle type of Phae.

    Ahhh Mama Joyce….cut the umbilical cord ma’am. Please. Kandi isn’t going to let anything happen to you!
    Those Porsha-isms make me shake my head full of two-strand twists hard enough to end up with a twistout! Gah she’s dense!

    • Chiq
      November 11, 2013 at 10:51 pm

      I agree that Porsha is dense- but she is genuine! Which is wayyyy more than we can say for a lot of women on that show. I almost busted a gut when Kordell admitted to locking her out during their deposition! WTF? How do you get locked out of your own house?? Now we know why she ain’t take her arse up in that strip club last season… She wanted back in the mansion when they got back to ATL! #porshaaintnofool

  10. FLS
    November 12, 2013 at 1:43 am

    I think Kenya’s cheeks look fuller because she has obviously had some skin resurfacing done. Usually that is accompanied by fillers being injected into the cheeks hence the fuller look.

  11. vanita applebum
    November 12, 2013 at 10:56 am

    Poor Cynthia. That fibroid struggle is real. Very very real.

    • Syrich
      November 18, 2013 at 2:03 pm

      Super real. I am currently recovering from my fourth procedure of trying to rid my body from fibroids which I have suffered with for the past 20 years. The only reason I tuned in to RHOA last night was to see what she had to say about it. This is the first time I have heard a popular media outlet mention it. I am not a fan of the show, but I still say bravo to Cynthia and RHOA for providing a little attention to a big problem that primarily affects black women.

      P.s. Her husband is an insensitive arse.

  12. Mays
    November 12, 2013 at 11:33 am

    Mama Joyce should be “shame” of herself! She came out of her mouth with “I dont want you to choke on a chicken bone one day and he comes around talking about I have to get out!” O_O So this is about her. I knew I wasn’t trippin when I noticed her going in on him like she did AJ. Kandi is her man, she takes her out on the town, she provides for her.. Mama Joyce, Kandi is your CHILD! Back the heck up!!!

    I feel for Kandi because she seems like she just wants to be happy and a mans finances arent a priority bc she is paid herself. She seems like she will be smart and protect her estate, so have a seat MAMA!!

    • Chime
      November 12, 2013 at 10:12 pm

      Tell it! The way Kandi reacted when her mom dissed her engagement ring broke MY heart too! Especially when she said, “Don’t diss what I LOVE.” When she said that, she was talking about the ring, but most definitely about Todd. 🙁 Her mom is being terribly selfish, and it’s hard to watch.

      • Shakira
        November 17, 2013 at 5:54 pm

        I couldn’t imagine my mom not being supportive. And when I saw how Mama Joyce just shit ALL OVER her own daughter’s happiness, my heart broke a little. What the hell went on in her life that she’s so damn bitter?!!? And GREEDY?!?!

  13. mynamehere
    November 12, 2013 at 3:44 pm

    Mama Joyce is the golddigger, not Todd. Her little tantrum woulda got her cut off from my funds right then and there. She’s been salty (this time around) since kandi wouldn’t give her the guest mansion. She’s been sucking that girl’s teat since the’90s. Get a job and get a life, Mama Joyce!

  14. Arbi
    November 13, 2013 at 12:25 pm

    That Siamese cats comment almost made me choke. I was like “Really, lady – are you serious right now?” Sad part is…she was. o____O

  15. November 13, 2013 at 1:03 pm

    Those paps were pitiful. Did y’all see the one using his camera phone? Omg!

    And mama Joyce? Tisk tisk tisk, she’s more concerned about her pockets than Kandi’s.