Reason Africans Don’t Answer Phone Calls Has Me Cackling

Clifford Owusu’s YouTube video has me cracking up. It’s called “Reason Africans Don’t Answer Phone Calls.” Watch, laugh and learn to move your body like him.

SON. LMAOOOO! That is a man after my own heart! HE WAS GETTING ALL HIS LIFE! I LOVE how African men dance. CHEI! My brothers. lol

Custom ringtones make it SO hard to answer, and when it’s music like this, the rhythm makes you bodyroll for Buddha! I’m pretty much unable to stay still when I hear West African music. Our stuff goes so hard in the rhythmic paint!

But why did I start hitting all my jigs with him, though? I couldn’t help myself.

When he put his hand up and said “THAT’S MY SONG!” I hollered. IT IS, THOUGH! How can we pick up the phone when our music goes so hard in the paint?!? By the way, the song is called 200% Zoblazo and it’s by Melway.

*replays it for the 20th time* I may or may not memorize this entire dance. The next time your African friend doesn’t answer the phone, understand that we’ll call you back after we hit our azonto or premier gaou right quick.

Azonto Dancing Lady gif

My peoples! Anyone else memorizing this dance or just me?

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  1. BE
    November 9, 2013 at 4:25 pm

    Loool…cant stop watching this vid. Lolol…I already got a quarter of the moves down. Working on my bodyroll with the kegs together.

  2. Chiq
    November 9, 2013 at 4:49 pm

    I died several times over and start hitting my jig!

  3. TMaryMack
    November 9, 2013 at 4:52 pm

    LMAO I would love to see him and Peakmill do an azanto vidjo 🙂

  4. November 9, 2013 at 5:49 pm

    Thanks for all the love guys. Please don’t forget to subscribe to the channel and check out all our other videos! You’re awesome for sharing thiss!!!

  5. Kali
    November 9, 2013 at 6:08 pm

    YES!!!!! I remember one night I was on YouTube just looking around for random stuff and ended up watching videos of azonto dancing (and dancing myself) for about 2 hours!!! You hear the music and you HAVE to dance. If you don’t dance when you hear the music then something is wrong with you. LOL

    • November 17, 2013 at 1:58 pm

      I just have to say…you have my name. lol I rarely see anyone named Kali. Sorry for the interruption. *backing out*

  6. Tiffany
    November 9, 2013 at 6:20 pm

    Yes!!!!! I mean give me everything with that ringtone! Call back and tell them the signal was bad!

  7. pam
    November 9, 2013 at 6:22 pm

    more dancing from the same dude! lol!!!!!

    then “How African Parents Act On Halloween” TH BLOOD OF JESUS HAS COVERED THIS HOUSE… theres nobody here!

  8. ZaidahNicole
    November 9, 2013 at 8:39 pm

    Ok so I’m not Nigerian or Ghanaian. I do come from skrong African blood (just not sure where from… what with the Middle Passage and all …), but I will be memorizing and practicing the above dance!

  9. PAO
    November 9, 2013 at 8:57 pm

    Clearly this is me all day loll……I love listening to my African music….from old school to new school i love them all.

  10. Tyrone
    November 9, 2013 at 9:20 pm

    I will now play this song on replay.
    Azonto all the way!!!

  11. RavenJ
    November 9, 2013 at 9:40 pm

    I actually go on You Tube and watch wedding receptions. Not sure of the exact countries, but it seems that many countries from the Mother Continent go HARD!!!

  12. DK
    November 10, 2013 at 3:58 am

    Meiway is killer!!!! Definitely danced to “zoblazo” back in my Temple University Org. Of African Students dance team days. This brought back memories lol

  13. rikyrah
    November 10, 2013 at 1:31 pm

    watched a half dozen times already.

  14. KayMac
    November 10, 2013 at 5:33 pm

    I am LOVING THIS!!! ALLA THIS!!! LMAOOOO!!!! **replays and gets my jig on**

  15. Anne
    November 10, 2013 at 6:17 pm

    completely awesome,
    that is all.

  16. November 10, 2013 at 9:38 pm

    But WAIT! Have you seen this video about How African Parents Act On Halloween?? I literally died of laughter for 5 minutes straight. Like rolled off my bed and couldn’t stop. West Indian parents act like this TOO:

  17. Pepp
    November 11, 2013 at 12:17 pm

    Yo that Azonto needs to be in my life. he was getting it.

  18. @darthjaeda
    November 12, 2013 at 6:35 pm

    I love azonto. That’s my joint- it’s low impact awesomeness lol. And i see you with the DJ Sawa gif, Luvvie!!

  19. mz.niecy
    November 13, 2013 at 11:00 am

    ainengonelie!!! i watched it 3 times and probably gonna watch it again after i click this fb share

  20. November 17, 2013 at 1:59 pm

    I’m not even West African and I got my life. lol

  21. December 9, 2013 at 2:09 am

    LOL!!! Girl we go hard in the Caribbean too! I have actually done this, not answered the phone ’cause I was GETTIN IT! ha!