Yeah, I Watched Kanye West’s Bound 2 Video
So Kanye West and Kim Kardashian continue to make the world collectively side-eye their antics. I am impressed at their ability to do what they want with reckless (and I mean reckless) abandon. That’s ballsy. They have no fucks to give about what we think and that is commendable of them.
I was basically forced to watch Kanye’s latest video “Bound 2.” I put it off for as long as I could. In fact, the only reason I’m even posting this is to let you know I watched. And yes. It’s horrific. Watch below”
This video is so bad that the word “bad” wants to punch Kanye in the face and take his lunch money. The word “terrible” wants to break all his pencils and throw them at the back of his head during exams.
Why are the desktop wallpapers that came with Windows 95 the backdrop? You remember when you turned on your new PC for the first time and it had random landscapes on the desktop and you had the option to have them switch randomly or pick one that’s static? Yes. That’s what I thought when the video started. And the galloping horses reminded me of old Dodge Durango commercials.
*YAWN*
And then Kanye appears suddenly with half his face in the dark. And then he’s riding a motorbike and Kim Kardashian joins him for some straddling and awkward kisses. Kim is topless and it’s such an obvious image that I’m genuinely surprised she did it and I was terribly bored. Then again, she just has her entire yansh out on Instagram.
I was just embarrassed for both of them. I lowkey want the four horsemen of the apocalypse to show up and dropkick them off the motorcycle. Or some of those horses that were running in the beginning of the video.
BLAH. MEH. WOMP. Nori’s parents… bless their hearts. Kanye is a walking parody at this point.
Did you watch the video? Any thoughts?
P.S. For those who will surely run up in my comments talmbout “then why are you blogging about it if you’re bored” save your time. It’s my job to stay on the pulse of pop culture. Sharrap, watch the video and join the snark. If I didn’t post bout it, folks will keep asking if I watched this vid.
P.P.S. Read about how Zappos Trolls Kanye After He Calls Their Product ‘Shit’. Oh Ye…
I leave you with this and I ask you “why the hell for what?”
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Somebody said that this video looked like an Ed Hardy shirt come to life.
OMG…that is the PERFECT analogy.
Hollering…
Yup! Tacky tacky tacky!
OMG YES!!! That’s EXACTLY it!
First of all.. Can we talk about how Kim was literally SHAKING on that rickety-ass prop bike?!! Like SHAKING violently. She looked scared and uncomfortable. Kanye looked as greasy as he ever does. This video gave me The Sads. I know HELLA struggling artists who would LOVE to waste money making a shitty video.. UGH
Also, on a side-note, Luvvie – PLEASE ADDRESS THE SCANDAL HATERS. I’m tired of being slut-shamed because I enjoy amazing writing, plot twists, costume and wardrobe for the gods and a gorgeous cast. Can you address it? Please? I swear, I’mma bout to cuss the next somebody who has anything to say about my Scandal OUT!!
End side-note
Kanye & Kim – #iDisapprove
LMBO. Not the sads though. LOL.
It looks like a horrible soft porn flick that should have stayed in their private stash. Also, it’s hard to focus on the song with all of Kim’s bedroom/confused faces but it’s hot garbage!
OMG, hilar! I heard someone say the backdrop looked like a Lisa Frank Trapper Keeper. But an Ed Hardy shirt wins.
This tickled me. LMAO
awards given for this comment.
*standing ovation*
Spot on
That’s exactly what this looks like! Two points for you….
Yes…yes that described it to a T, and that’s just from me looking at the gifs. I can’t afford to waste my time seeing them making out, and watching a shi—crappy video. Like stop forcing everyone to see that y’all all about the love and…see they’re going to make me cuss. AND WHY is she always giving that Morocco Mole/Zolander look alldadamtime?!
whoever said that won the internet.
yes
I forced myself to watch the entire thing after watching 2 minutes of it the first time and growing tired.
I hibernated afterwards.
LOL! This sums it up beautifully: BLAH. MEH. WOMP.
Also, why does it look like Kim is getting the salami at one point? Just awkward….like we are peering into the bedroom of these two over-saturated yahoos (which they would probably do if they thought they could sell it then Kim will have come full circle) WOMP.
I think that they meant to simulate sex with that scene…as if she’s not already over-sexed.
The whole thing was corny and wack. They should have kept this for the family archives.
OMG yes it does!! at one point i thought ‘are they remaking the sex tape?’ this is some full circle ish.
the whole thing was WOMP
I got a sinus infection after watching it and I can never get those two minutes of my life back. Shame on me for doing that to myself.
Nope. You can’t play no more. I’m ROLLIN @ “sinus infection”! See Kim and Kanye?!?!? You literally make people SICK!!!
While I realize they were bored, I need to know why do Kim’s eyes look so souless. She looks like she was high on something and needed a session with Tyra Banks to convey seductiveness. Cuz that look she’s serving (if you can call it that) is void. And do we REALLY need to see them simulate sex. We saw her tape, we know what she looks like. Ye, we have imaginations, we know how that baby got here. Poor Nori.
Oh I know. That poor baby. Jesus save the chil’ren. And Kim’s eyes look soulless because she IS!!! Her mama is Lucifer and Kim is her faithful minion.
she was looking for her next Black Male target. she knows this shark is catching air already.
WORST VIDEO EVER!!!!!!
Nope not today… got 17 secs in and I refuse… ::Turns on Graduation circa 2007:: I refuse to acknowledge the evolution that is House Mother West…
refreshed and saw your last Gif and was immeadiately annoyed… This N-I- Double G- A thinks he’s micheal in the your are not alone video…. Have a nice day ya’ll
lol at least You Are Not Alone kept my attention by freaking me out! THIS ISH RIGHT HERE THO!? No ma’am, no ham, no turkey! i REFUSE to watch it, the gif was more than enough!
Thank you! We all remember what happened soon after that video with Michael and Lisa-Marie’s awkwardly staged naked romp dropped.
This video was so sad and horrible at the same dang time. I mean really !!! Kanye must only think of Kim as a piece of meat. Kim has learned NOTHING in the acting department cause she nor Kanye could act sexy even if you paid her with all the botox and fix a flat in the world…. I was confused, grossed out, annoyed, mad and amazed all at the same time.
Am I the only one that noticed that Kim was giving Beyonce face all through the vid?
Not just you! Have you noticed that she’s looking like Beyonce lately? It’s… weird.
Exactly…as if Kanye is turning her into his idea of the perfect woman…and she’s going along with it.
There’s some Single White Female realness going on. Next time Jay Z has sexy time with Bey, he better pull her hair back to make sure it’s her.
LMAOOOOOOOOOO!!
BAHAHAHAHA!!!
LMAO
OMG, ROFLMAOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Kimye wants so desperately what JayZ & Beyonce have. Now the world may be subjected to some TV wedding nonsense.
I thought I was the only one feeling a “Bey” vibe… Maybe this was their failed attempt at doing their version of Crazy in Love. Any which way, it was a fail and I hate them for ingraining this into my memory bank.
Kanye wants to be Jay-Z sooooo BAD!!! I picked up on that when I heard his song “Big Brother” a la Graduation. It’s sad and creepy at the same damn time.
That’s the first thing I thought…”KK, you are not Bey!” Girl, bye. Sad. Luvvie, I am mad at you for the screen savers reference. I shore did have em on my CompacPC back in the day.
I thought that it was just me. . . . . .
Knew I wasn’t the only who noticed. Blonde hair. Fan for extra effect. He’s trying too hard. It’s to obvious, Ye. Kim is used to taking direction so transitioning control from Kris to Kanye wasn’t too difficult for her.
YES YES YES! I was just going to say that! Total Beyonce knockoff! Her label says “Beyonsay” from the flea market for $39.99
So…are they hurting for money? Because this video is so low budget, I feel like they’re about to put baby North on the Angel Tree at the mall saying she needs socks and a teddy bear.
Also, if he’d said “bad repertation” one more time, I was about to lose it.
I officially quit ctfu. Not the Angel Tree though!!!
Okay I’m done I need my cans for Scandal tonight!! Lmaoo!!!
I’ve fallen and I can’t get up. Both knees gave out.
I just think it’s funny that Kanye says he wants us to forget about Kim’s claim to fame and he wants her to be accepted by high society and get a cover on Vogue, yet he has her half naked, simulating sex on a bloody motorcycle. I can’t him. I’m actually more tired of him than of Kim.
YUPPPP!!! It’s actually pretty sad that she continues to make herself the punchline of jokes. How you gon win when you ain’t right within, Kimberly??
I never thought he was trying to make us forget. Didn’t he drop a line about her sex tape in some song?
Is this what modern music is becoming? Just a contest of who can generate a buzz by creating the most annoying nonsense? I’m ready to he elderly and just make a yard sign saying “I don’t get it. Get off my lawn”
*snickering* Why do I relate to this?
I did see the viddo and was not bored but disgusted. Why is,Kim naked on a motorcycle? If ur goimg to invite ur future ex wife to be in a vidoe, why can’t she have a more classy role? Do you reall want NorthWest East to see that? Kanye,stop it!!! Kim,I d tell you to stop it,but I don’t think you’ve ever hesrd that word! *drops mic*
Cackling at “future ex wife”…..cause we know it’s true.
As soon as I heard the “uh huh” honey, I couldn’t! What’s up with all the horses? I guess cos he’s a stallion? Rolling my eyes so hard, I just gave myself a migraine
Someone said it looks like a Cool Water commerical. I literally had to walk away from my computer for a minute, LMAO
*deepest of deep sighs* *puts on “Jesus Walks” and tries to forget this exists*
Ok a couple of observations, 1. so did u notice how Kim always seems to have a glow of “light” around her while Kanye stayed dark. 2. Kim still looks like a dead fish even while simulating secks. 3. I actually dislike Kim a lot less. Her eyes have lost that spark while Kanye seems like he died with his mom
Don’t knownwhu this comment gave me the chills.
Did anybody else notice the wind and the direction of the bike didn’t even go together? I mean, ok, low budget video, but can you at least get your simple physics correct?
I hate you for making me notice. Bwahahaha. It was so terrible I missed it
LMAO……DEAD.
SO RIGHT!!! How hard is it to get that right!?!
Luvvie I’m not speaking to you for bringing this video to my attention
Yeah I watched it, no volume and squinting in disgust the entire time. Why can’t she ever demand more for herself? Ain’t no damn way in hell I would continuously allow people to pimp me. And why is Ye gesturing like this rap is everything?
ok…i got through 1:30 of it with the concrete conclusion that Def Jam and Roc-A-Fella/Roc Nation janked his budget for the entire Yeezus debacle, handed him a Crown Royal bag and told him, “See what you can come up with on these Sacagawea dollars…ain’t NOOOOOOBODY got time fa that!”
You win. Crown Royal bag with the Sacagawea dollars did. Me. In!!!
I never post on here… but I had a genuine gut laugh at this… Sacagawea dollars… I cant
me& a co-worker tried to watch and had to turn off at about :45 to save our eye sight and hearing abilities…
I couldn’t even watch the whole thing. Almost threw up my Lucky Charms and I hope it doesn’t fuck up my work day. I’m actually angry that “Kimye” sullied all of that GORGEOUS landscape imagery with their narcissistic fuckery. Ew.
*sigh* Kimye have achieved what I once thought was impossible. They’ve out-Heidied-and-Spencered Heidi and Spencer.
Oh my gaaahhhhhd they really did!!! Holy crap!
….What in the hell.
Further proof that the Kardashians ruin everything. Sigh.
I just….. Forreal doe? Four minutes and thirteen seconds of my life that I’ll never get back. Staring at a blank wall would have been more interesting than this.
To quote Kanye himself, “This is bad, real bad Michael Jackson.”
Can someone tell Chezus West that there is a “U” in reputation? If he said repitation one more time!!!! The rest of the foolery that he and Kim is engaging in… can we get a psychic to call his Momma? Why is Roc Nation paying for this? Who is telling him that this is acceptable? I have so many questions!
OMG that was AWFUL!!! I’m absolutely NOT a Kanye fan and this just reminded me WAY for like the 1.5millionth time. I actually get why Kim is in the video it’s a kiss my ass to everyone who trashed her during her pregnancy but she can stop now that snapback is REAL!
Zane said if They wanted to simulate sex on a motorcycle They could have come to her. She basically said “I make soft core Cinemax porn better than this.” Welp….
I think i just threw up a little in my mouth…This video is so terrible that it actually changed my mood. Kim K just looked clueless. Well, we all know kim said she wanted to go naked for Playboy. To show how hot her body is ,after all the criticisms during her pregnancy. Guess this is the first step…
Did he say something about his spunk on a mink?
And, “did you ever ask your girl for other girls”?
Yes, I can see why Kim loves him.
I hate this video.
I noticed that too! Just fell off my motorcycle… Naked and laughing, because I always ride naked on my motorcycle bc idgaf. :\
Did he have on 4 unbuttoned shirts, layered? That negro is a walking crisis, and that’s before he opens his mouth. I would say somebody call Iyanla to help him get his mind right, but she would have an easier time getting Kris Jenner to stop Pimpin and close down her whore house.
Welp, I will just look forward to Yeezy’s book he writes with Usher (another slave to bad pussy) – Solo (So Low): How The Bitches Killed Our Vibe
4 unbuttoned,dirty,dingy shirts, and all holy as all living hell…
Kanye is such an ego maniac, he needs constant attention even if its in the form of bad videos, reality TV and overall garbage. Ughhh really disappointed in him for this.
I knew I should’nt have, but I saw and regretted. THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE WORST visual mess eva, were those horses paid royalties for the use of their likeness and was microsoft also paid for their backdrops?
Kim had the same expression the whole time, vacant but only Kanye wants to rent.
After the distress caused to me by Person Of Interest this week I have to prepare myself for the ish to go down on Scandal tonight not think about these two idifools.
I watched this foolishness at work..now everyone is walking past me asking if I’m ok because I’m just sitting here, SMDH…lol
I think Jesus just walked away.
Ok I must speak up in defense of this video. My nephew was constipated, 14 seconds into the video- problem solved! Thank you cum catchers for saving me a trip to Walgreens.
…..but now my nephew won’t stop crying.
This mess is so horribly whack. Like, from beginning to end..ridiculously, horrible, whack. Whacksauce. Whacky McWhackson. Kanye and Kim, Please have an arena of seats..PUL-EEZE!!!
Kim looks bored and pre-programmed. Not sexy, but really creepy.
You should look up The Soup’s version of this video. It has Anthony Anderson as Kanye and…well – go look at it:
http://www.eonline.com/shows/the_soup/videos/215315/anthony-anderson-parodies-kanye-west
All I can say is I felt as uncomfortable watching this video as I did when Michael Jackson consorted with Lisa Marie Presley in his video for You Are Not Alone. The difference…. I liked and still like MJ’s song. Kanye no sweetie no.
OMG. OMG. OMG. I don’t know where to start. Oh, actually, I do. Why don’t Kim look this thin in candid photos? They have cut enough fat off her back in this video to save 5 hogs from slaughter.
Kanye better watch out for these Kardashians. They aren’t anything but trouble. Look what happens to their men. They reduced Bruce Jenner down to a blow-up doll look-alike. You see they took Lamar Odom from being an NBA star to a crackhead down on Skid Row? And that fat-turned-skinny brother? Rob? What his life about? No such clothing line at K-Mart for him!
Nuh-uh! Thanks for taking one for the team Luvvie. I got to 1:13 and my brain asked WTF I was tryna do to it. Nawl!
Okay, even Kim looked bored. I couldn’t even watch the whole thing. I could have made a better video on my iPhone. And that song? My ears will never recover.
Pwahaha…. You could have made a better video on your iPhone. What’s so funny about that is the truth. You probably could have and what’s so sad is Kanye was so proud of it while showing it to Ellen. Poor lil Tink, Tink.
There is so much ‘ratcherization’ in this video, I just can’t!!! *wall slides*
It was SOOOOOO very bad I cut it off half way thru…. I have been said that Kayne is trying to turn Kim into Beyonce so he can become this sick twisted fantasy that he has… I mean he knocked her up and had a daughter like Jay and Bey he had Kim dye her hair blond like Bey… and he has started dressing her to mimic Bey… Its creepy and just sad…….
WERQ! Ms. Kim was servin’ up “epileptic realness” on the little Suzuki that could (or at least would like to)…
‘Epileptic realness’ though? *points to corner for you to go sit and think about what you’ve done*
For someone to think it’s okay to sell $150 white tees, you’d think he spend some real money towards some GCI. It looks like an old western movie. Kanye simply tried too hard and it looks like he didn’t do enough.
That poor black baby…lol…I had to give Scandal a shout out! !
That woman has been sold as a “sex symbol” for so long, she knows nothing else…problem is, she isn’t sexy, her eyes are dead and I couldn’t finish watching it. And for someone with so much money, why does Kanye always look like the local homeless crackhead? Greasy and dirty…I swear I can smell him through my screen. Gag. They are trying way to hard to prove that they are in love, and the most important couple ever, meanwhile, the rest of America thinks they are a joke.
I don’t know how I did it, but I managed to laugh out loud with my nose turned up. I think I pulled a muscle.
I didn’t feel Beyonce, but I give her D+ for trying to be JLo.
Let me scroll up to shut this mess off.
I hope it’s not to late for me to take a Lactaid pill, because this was cheesy and I’m lactose intolerant!!
I’m so sorry for saying this BUT!!!! I wish that Donda West would just slap the Sh.. out of him. If she was still here he would not be acting as stupid as he it.
The video was bad. The song was worse. From their simulation & kissing, we all now know, the sex is horrible. The only thing I got out of the video is: Kim did indeed have a boob job. That’s about it.
Kanye and Kim are Bound 2 break up sooner or sooner. This video pretty much highlights how their relationship is about falling in lust
Once again Luvvie you have the best readers. These comments had me cackling! Agreed with the soft porn comments….the why can’t Kanye dress like someone who has a home comments….omg, me too on the Bey references…or even JLO!!!! Kanye is a smart man, he has everyone talking…..again! Then again, he could be slowly losing it!
*YAWNS* this video was kind of corny! Ellen, thanks for exposing this tripe on your show *sarcasm*! “Uh uh honey!” Kim was kind of looking like Rhianna a little in the video…. She looked very uncomfortable….. All of that motorcycle shaking wasn’t necessary…. We get it!
Even physics got tired cos her hair is blowing in the same direction that they’re moving
They could have shot this video at any mall photobooth in the 90’s.
does anyone even care about the kids anymore?
how is this even possible on the front pages of any website or music channel?
Kanye West wants so badly to be high art and avant-garde, and he just isn’t. He really isn’t.
zero. nuh’in. i cain’t unsee that NOR can i git dat 4m14s back.
I couldn’t watch the whole video but I do have questions such as “why is her hair blowing the wrong way? What did the horses have to do with anything? Wasn’t he cold out on them snow covered mountains? And lastly, did anybody else think about Ray J’s I Hit It First? In conclusion I scheduled a labotomy first thing next week.
his dark & twisted fantasy is good & terrible
I’m surprised that dude can produce beautiful work for John Legend and shade himself like this. Eish.
And I think this video is just his own put-le-boo-in-my-music-video attempt. He figured if Johnny and Jay could do it, he could too. #FAIL
Maybe it’s because they are of no interest to anything other than the cheap tabloids, now. You don’t see them, at least I haven’t, on the normal, evening news. Of which, they have always been happy to basically strip for, and for why people are so “hostile” toward this damn family now.
So, Kim must have thrown a pervert/narcism/exhibitionist fit because she hasn’t forced us to look at her naked in, like, months – and Kanye, being…”peculiar” as he is, chimed in with her so they mad a – wait for it -naked/sex music video because these damned people haven’t shoved enough naked and nasty “booty” down the unwilling throats of America.
We should sue these horrible people for sexual harassment and donate all of the proceeds to homeless shelters across America. I’m dead serious, we should get a lawyer to represent the United States of America and sue these people for harassing us. Then, they will all be homeless in some LA – running around and flashing people in their “knock off” Gucci trench coats. 😉
Yes, agree with other poster. Thanks gir taking the bullet. I tried. Didnt want to, but I tried. Thanks to your review, my fears confirmed. And the backward wind! That made watching even a few seconds nigh on to impossible. I’ve never been a Kanye fan; this cements my opinion.
But here’s what i wonder. They make the video. It’s edited. All involved are present for a viewing (yes, like at a wake). So no one says uh, hey, Ye, i think we got some more work to do? No one busts out laughing? No one runs screaming from control room? Not one person says this is just BAD? Wow. He must be completely surrounded with Yes Men.
They are a pathetic pair.
Its like that Beyonce and Shakira video wher u could’nt tell who was who
Kim Kardashian makes me sad. That is all I have to say.
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Uh huh honey????!!! Couldn’t even watch it after I heard that!!such a waste.The end.
I just have one question. Why is she naked on the motorcycle? Someone please explain. He is fully clothe and she is completely naked. Help me.
The song started out good, then Kanye started singing, it is an awful song, awful.