Chinese Man Sued His Wife for Being Facially Untogether and Won

I know this is old news but it just came into my newsfeeds and I shook my head like I was in an Herbal Essence commercial from 2005.

A Chinese man sued his wife for being ugly and not letting him know. Well, actually, she was apparently facially-untogether so she spent over $100,000 getting plastic surgery. She met a dude named Jian Feng, they got married and all was well. Until she had their daughter. The little girl wasn’t a beauty queen out the birth canal so Jian thought the baby wasn’t his. They went to Maury got a DNA test and it was proven that the mini duckling was actually his.

You are the father gif

The wife then admitted her past to him and he got offended, asked for a divorce and sued her for tricking him into thinking she was born beautiful. Because plastic surgery is a strangerbish to DNA, which does what it wants and remembers all. And her present was surely lying on her past.

And Jian won. His wife had to pay him a settlement of $120,000 for her trickery. This man won. *faints*

First of all, Jian ain’t about a lick of that life and he’s a terrible person because he opened his mouth to say this (according to ABC news):

“I married my wife out of love, but as soon as we had our first daughter, we began having marital issues. Our daughter was incredibly ugly, to the point where it horrified me.”

WHO SAYS THAT ABOUT THEIR OWN CHILD?!? Did this baby come out with 4 eyes, 3 arms, a hunchback and scales? What kinda foolishness is this? To be “horrified” by what your own child looks like means they better came out resembling a distorted Vishnu painting. I can’t e’em comprehend and he doesn’t deserve nice things.

Dishonor gif

There’s shallow and there’s this.

Also, what does Jian himself look like? Because to have your NEVER to blame your unfortunate-faced child solely on your partner means you better look like an NSYNC song and God had better spent a little more time on you. He’s outchea disrespecting science, as if only ONE person is responsible for features. Sir, sit the hell down.

I’m SO interested in what this man looks like. NONE of the articles on the interwebs about this story include his picture. That’s why I didn’t post her pic here. And I call boolsheet. They put her on front street and didn’t let us know what his asshole self resembles. Rubbish and shenanigans!

Yes, I admit she’s not that attractive but damb. You ain’t gotta sue her because she used to look like Quasimodo’s distance cousin. Yes, you feel bamboozled and hoodwinked but just divorce her and be done. TO SUE?!? My dude.

Oh China… I know the issue of plastic surgery is a huge one there as people widen their eyes and pull back their eyelids in search of beauty (the Western version). So much so that an ad for a plastic surgeon used the picture below with the caption “The only thing you need to worry about is how to explain with the kids.”

Chinese Plastic surgery

An ad for a plastic surgery clinic with kids who’ve been photoshopped (NOT JIAN AND HIS FAM)

WELL DAMB, CHINA! Who taught you to hate yourself? How many ouches could you ouch? I didn’t realize how deep this went. But yeah… bogus.

So what do y’all think? Do you think that lady was legally obligated to tell homeboy that she looks completely different from before because of surgery? Do you think homeboy deserves a giant kick to the gonads or did he earn every penny of that $120,000? Go forth in comments.


EDIT: Apparently, this story is fake. BOOOOOOO!!!

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  1. richjob
    November 6, 2013 at 7:22 pm

    Three kicks to the balls, every birthday, for the next ten years.

    • Jabari
      November 6, 2013 at 8:56 pm

      By every man, woman and child in China while wearing steel toed boots

  2. Kid
    November 6, 2013 at 7:35 pm

    He is not a good person. Anyone who would treat their own child like that deserves to be dropkicked. Maybe the child is “ugly”, but he obviously is not China’s Next Top Model or else the child would not be as “ugly” as he claims.

  3. milaxx
    November 6, 2013 at 7:45 pm

    China ain’t got that much love for girl babies to begin with so he was probably already butt hurt about that. Nonetheless, he needs a swift quick to the nuts. That child got 50% his DNA so half that fugliness is his.

    • mariam
      November 6, 2013 at 11:52 pm

      I mean

  4. ImRight
    November 6, 2013 at 7:49 pm

    I call BS. I know many ugly couples with beautiful babies! This is some baby-back-bullsheeet! I guess how he looks doesn’t matter! Cus biology didn’t come to work that day!

  5. Dalia
    November 6, 2013 at 7:50 pm
    • Dalia
      November 6, 2013 at 7:59 pm

      oops. I didn’t get the right one with his picture. He’s very ordinary looking.

  6. November 6, 2013 at 7:53 pm

    I agree…but the Mulan .gif got me.

  7. November 6, 2013 at 7:53 pm

    Even an aesthetically challenged baby deserves love. I have never heard a dad call their baby ugly. I have seen some babies that tempt you to recoil in horror, but the father is beaming at the child like it won a whole lotta beauty pageants.

    Dad: “Look at my baby. Who you think she looks like?”

    You: “Awww…I think your precious bundle represents God’s grace!”

    Him: “You wanna hold her?”

    You: “Oh no! I mean…*cough*…I am just getting over this cold thing and don’t wanna get your baby sick. But maybe next time I come and visit, tho…”

    • RavenJ
      November 7, 2013 at 10:19 pm

      In tears…

  8. KaLyn
    November 6, 2013 at 8:30 pm

    I’ve been saying this for years, there are a whole lot of people getting married to a Bait and Switch body and face. That’s why you need to demand evidence: ask to see some old baby pictures, a high school yearbook, meet the kinfolks or something so you don’t get caught by surprise by the DNA. You shouldn’t get paid cause you didn’t do your due diligence and research. “Can’t trust a silicone enhanced butt and a perfectly capped, plumped lip smile”

    • November 6, 2013 at 11:17 pm

      LOL @ “Bait and Switch body and face” and “demand evidence”. WOW! You really want your kids to be cute don’t you? LOL.

      • NoneOfYourBuisness
        December 15, 2013 at 5:09 pm

        @KaLyn, you are a complete and utter ass. Really? “Demand evidence”? Wow,just wow. It does not really matter if she is fake in my opinion. She confessed later on. This whole this is B.S. and the fact that he won is just pissing me off……

  9. November 6, 2013 at 9:23 pm

    Somewhere, Team Ain’t Shit just scored a touchdown with this guy. Wow.

  10. Carriecnh12
    November 6, 2013 at 10:44 pm

    The fact the judge didn’t throw this case out as being frivolous is ridiculous to me and he said his child horrified him? He is a stain on humanity and needs cleaning with Jesus and purification by the Holy Spirit, the nerve.

    Dishonour on his family and his house. :p

  11. DT
    November 6, 2013 at 11:07 pm

    For real! and SMH, it’s the same kind of stuff ignorant people say about trans men and women too.

  12. November 6, 2013 at 11:08 pm

    He’s a very bad man! His statement about his daughter reminded me of an episode of the Outer Limits called “first Anniversary”. http://www.hulu.com/watch/128871

    An average looking man and his less attractive best friend marry two best friends who are both beautiful. After one year of growing close and in love the women’s power of mind control no longer works on their respective mates. Slowly, each man discovers that they have married women who are not only not human (crash landed aliens), but they are hideously ugly, taste sour “like something dead”, slimy to the touch and have a putrid smell to boot. Considering all of this, that ungrateful father in China has nothing to complain about. LOL.

    Seriously, people should be more concerned about the health and well-being of their children, not whether or not their kid will win a beauty pageant. On the bright-side, I have known a few people who were ugly as children yet grew very attractive as they got older, no plastic surgery involved. It was as if they had to grown into their features. That could also happen with the daughter that this heartless man finds so horrific to look upon. I still can’t believe that any court would take money out of the mother’s pocket when she will be parenting alone. SMH.

  13. Rampage
    November 7, 2013 at 1:27 am

    It is indeed fraud. Straight up. The guy is a jerk to be sure but I saw the pics. The ONLY way he would have dated much less married her was with the work. When it is THAT drastic he deserves to know.

    I am looking at my truly beautiful daughter now and thinking how sad that he is not in love with his daughter, but this lady sent out a bait to find what she found. It is obvious that she got all of this surgery to find a man so it is not surprising she found a shallow one that only loved what he could see.

  14. Serenity
    November 7, 2013 at 7:00 am

    The only thing she was obligated to tell was that she was formerly a man. Other than that…..

    • Rampage
      November 7, 2013 at 9:52 am

      And THIS sort of attitude is why he won and I could see more people winning something like this. He is a jerk but she is indeed a fraud.

  15. WhiskeyOnTheRox
    November 7, 2013 at 11:21 am

    I’m sorry but I laughed through this entire post. Going to sit in the corner now….

  16. Calvin
    November 7, 2013 at 6:06 pm


    Someone with eyes that work properly.

    • GfromtheD
      November 11, 2013 at 9:18 pm

      A person with the kind of ugly that can never be altered.

  17. tiff
    November 16, 2013 at 1:04 am

    don’t they generally have a female deficiency in China.
    Dude should be grateful.
    Also, if the lady has $120,000 -instead of creating a college fund for the kid, create a plastic surgery fund for when she turns 16.

  18. hnic77
    November 18, 2013 at 5:50 am

    Ok he’s a jerk. A big a-hole. But ol girl is a jerk too. She didn’t just get a new nose or bigger breasts..she went and bought a whole new face for 100 stakes! Sorry she should have told himm. My question is this…didn’t he meet any of her family while they were courting? I’ve seen her pictures…those types of features come from some strong manual labor genes. Ijs

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