Chinese Man Sued His Wife for Being Facially Untogether and Won
I know this is old news but it just came into my newsfeeds and I shook my head like I was in an Herbal Essence commercial from 2005.
A Chinese man sued his wife for being ugly and not letting him know. Well, actually, she was apparently facially-untogether so she spent over $100,000 getting plastic surgery. She met a dude named Jian Feng, they got married and all was well. Until she had their daughter. The little girl wasn’t a beauty queen out the birth canal so Jian thought the baby wasn’t his. They
went to Maury got a DNA test and it was proven that the mini duckling was actually his.
The wife then admitted her past to him and he got offended, asked for a divorce and sued her for tricking him into thinking she was born beautiful. Because plastic surgery is a strangerbish to DNA, which does what it wants and remembers all. And her present was surely lying on her past.
And Jian won. His wife had to pay him a settlement of $120,000 for her trickery. This man won. *faints*
First of all, Jian ain’t about a lick of that life and he’s a terrible person because he opened his mouth to say this (according to ABC news):
“I married my wife out of love, but as soon as we had our first daughter, we began having marital issues. Our daughter was incredibly ugly, to the point where it horrified me.”
WHO SAYS THAT ABOUT THEIR OWN CHILD?!? Did this baby come out with 4 eyes, 3 arms, a hunchback and scales? What kinda foolishness is this? To be “horrified” by what your own child looks like means they better came out resembling a distorted Vishnu painting. I can’t e’em comprehend and he doesn’t deserve nice things.
There’s shallow and there’s this.
Also, what does Jian himself look like? Because to have your NEVER to blame your unfortunate-faced child solely on your partner means you better look like an NSYNC song and God had better spent a little more time on you. He’s outchea disrespecting science, as if only ONE person is responsible for features. Sir, sit the hell down.
I’m SO interested in what this man looks like. NONE of the articles on the interwebs about this story include his picture. That’s why I didn’t post her pic here. And I call boolsheet. They put her on front street and didn’t let us know what his asshole self resembles. Rubbish and shenanigans!
Yes, I admit she’s not that attractive but damb. You ain’t gotta sue her because she used to look like Quasimodo’s distance cousin. Yes, you feel bamboozled and hoodwinked but just divorce her and be done. TO SUE?!? My dude.
Oh China… I know the issue of plastic surgery is a huge one there as people widen their eyes and pull back their eyelids in search of beauty (the Western version). So much so that an ad for a plastic surgeon used the picture below with the caption “The only thing you need to worry about is how to explain with the kids.”
WELL DAMB, CHINA! Who taught you to hate yourself? How many ouches could you ouch? I didn’t realize how deep this went. But yeah… bogus.
So what do y’all think? Do you think that lady was legally obligated to tell homeboy that she looks completely different from before because of surgery? Do you think homeboy deserves a giant kick to the gonads or did he earn every penny of that $120,000? Go forth in comments.
EDIT: Apparently, this story is fake. BOOOOOOO!!!