The Worst Use of a Fork Ever (Not Safe For Sense)
People do the DUMBEST things sometimes, and it’s hard to feel empathy for the foolish situations they find themselves in. Especially in the name of sex and getting off. Folks will make the most mind-blogging decisions when it comes to eroticism and doctors get to see and feel the brunt of humanity’s stupidity. Like the dude who stuck a live eel up his yansh because he saw it done in a pr0n. People are idiots.
And then there’s the 70-year old Australian dude who ended up in the hospital for sticking a fork up his penis, according to Gawker. Here’s his X-Ray (which is not safe for LIFE):
WHAT IN THE HELL!?!? What kinda shit is this? Who does that?? WHY WOULD YOU?!? I have so many questions and no answers.
This man stuck a 4-inch fork up the hole in his peen. And it was so absurd that even the doctors were like “Look at this dummy here.” Well, they published the case in a journal but it’s basically the same thing. In fact, the fork was so stuck in there that doctors had to use forceps and LOTS of lube to get it out.
I heard sticking a Q-tip in there during checkups makes the machoest of thugs cry. This geriatric goon saw a fork and saw the pinhole and thought it’d be a good idea. In that moment when he said “I’m gonna do it” why didn’t his brain go “ABORT! ABORT! BAD IDEA! DON’T DO IT?!” What happened there?
Things aren’t supposed to go INSIDE your peen, sir! In fact, how did he even get the fork to get up there? Was he twisting and wiggling? How did the hole stretch to the point where it even let him get the fork in there? How long did this take? And did he get ANY enjoyment from it? Like I said, so many questions and no answers. The logistics of this boggles my mind.
Just stupid. This is why some folks cannot have nice things. EVER. He is President, CEO and Executive Director of Team Bad Decisions.
WHOOO! Anyone have answers for me? Cuz… NAWL!