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Kirk’s Cabin Getaway, Joseline’s Demand and Scrappy’s Walk of Shame: LHHATL Episode 11 Recap


I know I’m a delinquent with my Love and Hip Hop ATL recaps this season but bear with fickle G. Anywho, last night’s episode was full of side-eye as we really got to see how Ain’t Shit Kirk was. Him and those damb denim vests. Let’s just get into it.

Power Couple Denied – Kirk went to go see his buddy, Benzino, to whine about his marriage problems. Zino tells him to try to work it out because he would hate to see such a power couple break up. And I wondered who he was referring to because unless we’ve redefined the word “power” then how do the Frosts count? Chile…


Never trust a man in a distressed denim vest with his Twitter account stitched on it.

Kirk’s adam’s apple looks like it’s trying to escape out his throat against all odds.

Loving Frenemies – K. Michelle meets up with Mimi to apologize about her statements that led to their last fight. K’s unstable self wanted Mimi to know she loves her and doesn’t wanna lose her. The ladies kiki it up and throw shade at Nikko, who seems to be out of the picture. For now.

From Makeup to Breakup – As those two biddies made up, two others broke up. Shay and Traci get together to discuss what happened at Karlie Redd’s opening, when she tried to fight Erica and Traci wasn’t down for it. They met up to straighten things out but that didn’t happen because Shay’s mad at the fiancee of the man who doesn’t claim her. I don’t know what her life is about. She needs a sassy gay friend to get her life together.

Sassy Gay Friend stupid bitch gif

The ladies of LHHATL make it seem like it’s normal for girlfriends to have to FIGHT all the time to maintain friendships. NO MA’AM! That is some dysfunctional stuff right there.

Good Times, Bad Times – It’s Erica and Scrappy’s daughter, Emani’s birthday. Momma Dee puts a crown on the young girl’s head, with the power invested in her by her own delusions. After they cut her cake, Erica pulls Scrappy to the side and tells him he has to tell their daughter that he’s headed back to jail. That’s gonna be a toughie.

Unchecked Jealousy – Traci and Drew got hired to DJ at the same club on the same night so she brings her new boo, Shawn (who looks like Steroid Ken, the action figure). When she introduces them, Drew throws shade until homeboy walks away. He then tells Traci that “If I wanted to scoop you, I could scoop you.” They’re relationship is so unhealthy.

The Tables Have Turned – Joseline rolls up to the studio to meet Stevie, and she tells him she wants a commitment from him. I’m disappointed because in her bad bitch handbook, she’s being a simp right now. How are you gon ask the man who cheated on the mother of his daughter with you to put a ring on it so folks know you aren’t the side chick??? Chile… I guess. She then takes her problem to K. Michelle, who seems to have no code to be talking to the mistress of the man that her friend (Mimi) has a baby with. SMDH.

Jailbound Chat – Scrappy sits down with Emani and breaks the news to her that he’s going to jail. It was hard to watch as the adorable kiddie asks him “Are you SURE you have to go to jail?” Aw man. 🙁

Scrappy Daughter LHHATL

Scrappy better get his life together! This is his third time he’s had to go back in and it’s three times too many to have to tell your daughter you’ll be away from her.

Baby Shower and Distraction – Erica throws Rasheeda a baby shindig and they shower her with pink stuff. Karlie Redd and Traci tell Ra that they both went into labor while secksing it up, so her and Kirk need to figure out their problems. Miss Shirlene, Rasheeda’s mama looks on trying to tuck in her salty.

Getaway Goofies – Kirk and Benzino decide to get away from their daily stressors from being hapless hoodboogers. They roll up to a cabin on matching motorbikes, looking like the Ambiguously Lame Duo, and when they get there, Bobby Valentino greets them. Remember Bobby V? The low v-neck wearing R&B singer who is the size of a 7-year old with scoliosis. Bless his lilliputian heart. Just tiny. Kirk says he is “tired of raising my kids.” HOW ARE YOU TIRED OF BEING A MEDIOCRE FATHER WHO BARELY DOES ANYTHING BUT GRIPE AT THIS WIFE?!? You need a vacation from being lazy? That means you’d work? iCan’t.

Offer Refused – Drew asks Traci to lunch to tell her that he doesn’t like her new boo. AND SO WHAT?!? He thinks she should be with him, in classic “I’m 12 years old and only want what I can no longer have” tactic. He then tries to kiss her and she muffs him and says she’s happy with who she’s with. GO, BABY BOP!

Drew Kiss Traci LHHATL

I don’t like how he gripped her face like this. There was something very EW about it.

Drew’s light-skinned feelings are hurt, and he saunters away.

Jail Day – It’s time for Scrappy to start his open-ended sentence in jail, so Momma Dee drives him up and breaks down as she talks to him. When they get to the station, Erica is waiting for them, and the 2 ladies hug. All in the name of a walk of shame that Scrappy has taken too many times. Erica seems used to this routine but Mother Scar seems all shook up, like it’s her first time escorting his wayward ass behind bars. NAWL.

Is a Pig Pork? – Joseline is still trying to convince Stevie that they should get engaged and she asks him if he loves her. That shady sheep replies with “Is a pig pork?” She gets mad because she wants Stevie to put a ring on it to show she’s the main chick. She’s officially Mimi and the new Joseline soon come. I hope it’s not Che Mack.

The Cabin of Iniquity – What was supposed to be a boys getaway turns into a mini brothel as Benzino, Bobby V and Kirk invite a slew of sloppy women over. One of those women was Bambi from Basketball Wives LA (not even)infamy. That cabin looked like it smelled like musty feet, onion rings and fish. Ew. All that waywardness in one place. I felt like my TV was gon catch the common cold. Seriously. I was sitting in my house with a stank face right now because all of that cabin’s inhabitants looked sub-standard. Just turrble.

Kirk LHHATL Cheat


They all end up in a hot tub as Kirk talks himself into adulterous things. And the lost child sitting on his lap making out with him needs a mentor too. We see them go upstairs and the room to Kirk’s door closes.

Talk about Grade A Aint Shitness. It’s awful for you to be a married man who has the unmitigated GALL to cheat on your pregnant wife on camera. I hope Rasheeda watched this episode and sees that Kirk McGirk ain’t worth the chewed gum under my shoe after I step in mud. He is THE WORST!

Worst gif

Spongebob Benzino, Kirk the JANKfish and the plankton they invited into that cabin. I’m just disgusted. Ol’ bottom of the totem pole heffas.

The women of LHHATL gotta look at their lives and look at their choices. The men they are with are after-school specials of “Do not date.” They need to watch each episode and realize that these men are not worth their time or tears.

Did y’all watch it? Whatchu think about Kirk’s shenanigans?

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  1. July 2, 2013 at 7:22 am

    Hey LuvBug,

    To be honest, I don’t even watch this show but I feel like I’ve seen every episode reading your recaps. “Bottom of the totem pole heffas”, though? LOL

  2. July 2, 2013 at 7:28 am

    So I finally gave in and got cable again for my house and this was one. I watched a few episodes and Now I’m hooked. I can’t wait to catch up on this later though these recaps are hilarious.

    I got like from all the snark in this post.

  3. LaToya
    July 2, 2013 at 7:34 am

    Kirk needs to sit his funnier than a 3 dollar bill a#$ down!! Who the hell says I am tired of raising my kids?!!! Then he comes out of his mouth and says that Ra is spending his money…BOI What money?? work for her!!! Boo look in the mirror and slap the first person you see!!! TOO THRU!!!

    • Lady B
      July 2, 2013 at 11:04 am

      I have now added “Look in the mirror and slap the first person you see” to my list of commonly used phrases. iLive and iDie for it all at the same.damn.time.

      • July 2, 2013 at 11:16 am

        ^^^ This. I’m totally using this phrase.

      • iFire
        July 2, 2013 at 1:30 pm

        iFire is loving the moment when iLive and iDie for it all at the same.damn.time.


    • Jabari
      July 2, 2013 at 12:57 pm

      Just know that I am now going to use that phrase in everything I say from now on Kthx

    • July 2, 2013 at 1:09 pm

      Yes thank you Latoya, added to my list of sayings.

    • iFire
      July 2, 2013 at 1:27 pm

      Yep, this one is in the pocket for future use. #luvmyawesomelyluvviecanpeers

    • July 2, 2013 at 5:03 pm

      “Look in the mirror and slap the first person you see???”
      This phrase right here will be added to my mental roledex…just waiting to be used….

    • LaToya
      July 3, 2013 at 7:31 am

      Glad I could help ladies!!

  4. ayana
    July 2, 2013 at 7:45 am

    I haven’t even read the entire recap but need to comment NOW. That sassy gay friend gif tho…. #D E A D LOLOLOL

  5. Max
    July 2, 2013 at 7:49 am

    Luvvie just so you know, we go together now. That Parks & Rec gif sealed it. I legit quoted Jean Ralphio when I was watching Kirk sit in that germ frappe with those carrier pigeons.

    Even if this shit is scripted as all hell, the fact that Kirk would straight up disrespect his entire sad little delusional life for some coins is gross.

    This show makes me want to disavow humanity and become a cat. But I keep watching.

    • Drea823
      July 2, 2013 at 10:09 am

      “germ frappe with those carrier pigeons”, I.AM.HOLLERING! Lmaooooo!

  6. itzmejenney
    July 2, 2013 at 7:56 am

    i swear, your recaps are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much better than the show… i don’t even watch tv anymore!!

  7. July 2, 2013 at 8:22 am

    Hunny, the writers of this show need the rachette award of the year. The breathe this episode took from me almost gave me oxygen deprivation and brain damage. Kirk needs to die a thousand deaths, i mean i really think Rasheeda would get off on temporary insanity.

    • mzj
      July 2, 2013 at 12:12 pm

      I agree and if she waits until after the baby is born she can just blame it on postpartum depression

    • Jabari
      July 2, 2013 at 1:01 pm

      And don’t make a jury full of women….all defense gotta say is “how many of you watch LHHATL or read Luvvie’s Tuseday recaps of the show” and once they raise their hands, just point to Ra and say “Can ya really blame her?!?!?!?”

  8. Avin
    July 2, 2013 at 9:07 am

    Is it wrong that I actually WISH that Rasheeda was pregnant with someone else’s baby??? I mean seriously! Kirk is some gutter ass garbage and that tub of trollops he was bobbing around in was surely rife with disease. I wasn’t even there and I wanted one of those HazMat scrub-downs. Filthy bastard.

    • Drea823
      July 2, 2013 at 10:10 am

      “tub of trollops” Lmao!!! I’m about to get kicked out of my office! I am crying at these comments!

  9. lnedykstra
    July 2, 2013 at 9:23 am

    I leave my insurance policy to you because I am DEAD at this review!!! Especially at this … “Never trust a man in a distressed denim vest with his Twitter account stitched on it.”

  10. Ally
    July 2, 2013 at 10:17 am

    “Bless his lilliputian heart” – Congratulations Luvvie, I now have to spend the next 5 minutes suctioning coffee out of my keyboard and squeegeeing my monitor.

  11. Drea823
    July 2, 2013 at 10:19 am

    I despise Kirk! May the crabs of 10,000 hookers infest his crotch for being the crudiest a$$hole, ever!

  12. JazzT
    July 2, 2013 at 10:51 am

    This whole thing right here:

    “Kirk and Benzino decide to get away from their daily stressors from being hapless hoodboogers. They roll up to a cabin on matching motorbikes, looking like the Ambiguously Lame Duo, and when they get there, Bobby Valentino greets them. Remember Bobby V? The low v-neck wearing R&B singer who is the size of a 7-year old with scoliosis. Bless his lilliputian heart.”

    Luvvie – good night. I know it’s 11:51 east coast time but it’s also your bedtime, chile.

  13. i'm sleep tho...
    July 2, 2013 at 11:10 am

    all along i was saying this rasheeda and kirk thing just had to be scripted cuz he seems like a completely different person from last season, but that hot tub scene?? kissing and rubbing on those random girls??? for some damn reality tv show money?!?! no gawd.

    i now think some of this is real and bruh man had a midlife crisis cuz rasheeda can’t be in on all of this…she just can’t. hell i can’t even. i don’t even know anymore.

    • Max
      July 2, 2013 at 11:23 am

      Word. I refuse to believe Rasheeda consigned all this foolery for some change. Cause if she did she’s worse than him for going along with being made to look like a jackass full of baby.

      • i'm sleep tho...
        July 2, 2013 at 1:16 pm

        “…jackass full of baby”

        haah! for real tho, plus don’t they have a 12 yr old?? that poor child will see all of this one day, and hear how his punk ass papi “didn’t wanna raise him no more.” pure fuckery.

        • Max
          July 2, 2013 at 2:40 pm

          I’m certain their kid has already seen it and been shaded at school the parental fuckery happening on national tv. They are failing at everything.

  14. paintgurl40
    July 2, 2013 at 11:26 am

    I don’t watch the show anymore but I read your recaps Luvvie! The WGCI morning crew talked to him two weeks ago and he came off like a total asshole on that show! Poor Ra…

  15. Quiana
    July 2, 2013 at 11:27 am

    OMG, this recap!! Your commentors have me dead!!!!!

  16. Sticky-n-Sweet
    July 2, 2013 at 11:56 am

    The one called “Mary Jane”, that was sitting on Kirk’s lap, was on a pilot for some Memphitz reality show about mistresses and gold diggers. The one where the White girl asked “who really wants to see a Black p***y, anyway?” They are, indeed, the WOOOOOORRRRRRSSSST.

  17. Justlikehoney1
    July 2, 2013 at 12:49 pm

    While on Basketball Wives L.A., Bambi’s excessive gums havin’ ass STAYED calling Laura Govan a hoe yet she’s sitting in a ratchetarian stew disguised as a jacuzzi *insert side eye deluxe here*

    According to the internets, Kirk ‘n Sheeda really are headed for a divorce. I’m convinced that he has a vagina and that it bleeds once a month. K. Michelle was right about him.

    Speaking of…….I heard Mimi’s convo with K as “Girl, I know these men are trifling and I look a zip dang fool on national tv. I’m fully aware of how dumb I look so don’t worry ’bout me, k? K.”

    I want Deb Antney (aka the blonde Marsha Warfield) to handle Kirk. She sounds like she literally eats 2 packs of cigarettes a day. She’d skull drag his goofy ass

    Dear Scrappy,
    Jail is not a hurdle like unemployment or a disease. It’s self imposed and you have no one to blame but yourself.

  18. Jabari
    July 2, 2013 at 12:54 pm

    The women on this show just make me wanna go hug my nieces and say “If no one else love you, I do!!!!” Just all #TeamBadDecisions

    Joseline, sweetheart, I wanna smack you upside the head really hard with a wooden bat…Ma’am, you are with the rat king of Ain’t Shitness…Stevie J ain’t neva gonn be about that life, he just ain’t….Think about the way you got his ass and then check out his ex, ma’am…Mimi’s simple don slip and slided with him like fiddy-leven times and even went as far as going out and getting the bargin-basement edition of his ass…Like, really?

    Kirk’s ass is just trifin’……I just want him and his little sidekick to GO!!!

    But I can’t really be all that mad at these boys because they are just dip shits….no my irritation lies with the women…they keep lettin these ain’t shit negroes do egregious ho shit and they’re still there, fighting each other and cussing EACH OTHER for and spite of these negroes!!!!!!

    GOTDAMBIT, I knows for a fact ATL has an abundance of sassy gay friends and they the black hood kind that will snatch yo wig w/o the slightest of provocation….why I have not seen or heard of one yet on THIS SHOW is a mystery beyond me…MA’AMS DO BETTER!!!!!!!!

  19. morgan
    July 2, 2013 at 1:14 pm

    I’m mad no one mentioned that the mess on Kirks lap was one of rasheeda’s so called friends. >>

    just nasty

    • Jabari
      July 2, 2013 at 3:21 pm

      These Hoes Will Be Hoes Always….

    • niecy
      July 4, 2013 at 2:59 pm

      Clicked link. Face automatically went to the floor. We as women have to have respect for ourselves and the women these men are with. If we were to all start being like NO, I’m NOT gonna be your side piece, you WILL respect me and the fact that you are involved! I promise STD rates and unwanted pregnancies would drop! We as a ppl have gots to do better.

      • ummzeez
        July 22, 2013 at 1:51 pm

        What’s with the Christ earrings, doe?

  20. Kandra
    July 2, 2013 at 1:17 pm

    I really want to know who Traci was sexing when her water broke? She said that Drew cheating on her when she was pregnant and they broke up. Was she still doing him…That chick needs a new self-help book because her foolishness is epic!

  21. Shavon
    July 2, 2013 at 1:23 pm

    …Waiting to see how K.Michelle’s mutual friendship with Mimi & Joseline work out!!!!and Drew & Traci need COUNSELING!!! And WHY did he have so much hate and her new “boo”?..have a \___ Drew!!

  22. Music012
    July 2, 2013 at 2:51 pm

    I am so happy you were able to translate my facial and emotional expressions into words. When this episode was done i looked like 0_____0 i just turned the tv off and read a book. Scrappy’s use of the word worser just made me want to stimulate my brain so i don’t slip up and use the word.

  23. orvis
    July 2, 2013 at 2:56 pm

    you solved the mystery for me I was wondering what in the hamsandwich Scrappy’s momma look like and you hit the nail on the head.

  24. July 2, 2013 at 4:11 pm

    That hot tub was a cauldron of Chlamydia, HPV, Herpes, and Gonorrhea just boiling…how disgusting.

    • RavenJ
      July 2, 2013 at 8:35 pm

      I did kinda look like that…hoe soup ain’t healthy

  25. July 2, 2013 at 4:18 pm

    I was just disgusted by Kirk. DISGUSTED. A little happy that Benzino spoke up and told him not to do anything stupid but obviously the man is dumb as rocks. Joseline needs to take her ass and have a seat. But I still can’t get over Kirk, I cringe every time I think about it.. Ew. And Momma Dee needs a mental evaluation… asap.

  26. Tish
    July 2, 2013 at 4:43 pm

    I think I had the stank face the entire time they were in the hot tub. I didn’t even want to imagine what types of juices were stewing in that 102 degree water.

    Kirk is Cap’n Bitchass as far as I’m concerned. Honestly, I’m afraid to say his name 3 times in the mirror….

  27. July 2, 2013 at 5:09 pm

    I don’t even watch this show, but I LIVE for these recaps and the comments!!! I’m about to get fired HOLLERING in my office!!

  28. sploo
    July 2, 2013 at 5:40 pm

    I so appreciate this recap, Luvvie. My 18-yr old daughter turned it off when that Frost person was in the hot tub with those other persons. She turned it off, said we weren’t watching it any more and deleted every episode from the DVR.

  29. kewi
    July 2, 2013 at 5:40 pm

    Kirk needs his ass kicked 10 diffrent ways from sunday. Rasheeda is not some side he just lsid up with and got pregnant. Thats exactly how he is treating her. Rahsheeda needs to get her life.This trife ass bum isplaying her on t.v. in front of God and everybody. Jossy sweetie have several u r a hoe and a hoe with a hoe will get nowhere , but a the free clinic. Tracey and lil drew ain’t got nothing going on. They need to go. Mim and are as fake as 3 dollar bills. Wow this show is the epitome of rachetness. It has every sterotype rolled up in one show.

    • LaToya
      July 3, 2013 at 4:47 pm

      “a hoe with a hoe will get nowhere, but the free clinic” I am too thru with you. I hollered on that Kewi..thank you for the much needed laugh…

  30. […] yesterday during the Love and Hip Hop Atlanta episode where Kirk showed that he ain’t worth half of a gram of damb, Nicki tweeted and called him […]

  31. RavenJ
    July 2, 2013 at 8:38 pm

    Baby Bop….YASSSSSSSS!!! I was thinking Tigger, but it’s mos def Baby Bop! Thank You Luvvie…THANK YOU!!!

  32. AfroAmerican
    July 3, 2013 at 3:42 am

    LMFAO at “mama scar”

  33. LaToya
    July 3, 2013 at 8:24 am

    Kirk is the Worst!!!

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  35. Leila
    July 7, 2013 at 5:01 pm

    I don’t get how Kirk rolled up on K. Michelle earlier in the season for throwing a candle at Rasheeda talking about how she’s not going to disrespect his wife and now he’s disrespecting his wife even more questioning the child and cheating.

    K.Michelle cursed him out and he didn’t have nothing to say and looked weak, but now he has all the mouth and attitude to his wife? I don’t get what he’s trying to prove.

    Kirk is disgusting..running around like an 18 year old who just found out he got his jumpoff pregnant instead of a grown man with a wife.

  36. November 14, 2013 at 12:46 pm

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    And so the only things that are left are the bigger fish, requiring sturdy poles.
    Edwin: I just love to fish. Very heavy and very
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