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About Lil Kim Now Looking Like Mulan…

Let’s talk about it. Really. Every time I see a picture of Lil Kim, I hit an internal *wall slide*. And sometimes ask myself “What is that?”

Lil Kim Mulan

Lil Kim ain’t fighting for nobody’s honor. WHY DOES SHE LOOK LIKE AN ASIAN CARTOON??? She used to be a Black woman! *throws my house shoe* I am unable to deal with what she’s become. If Mulan was to grow up, move out of China and learn how to put on some TERRIBLE makeup, she’d be Lil Kim. Thankfully, that wasn’t Disney’s dream for her.

Chile. Seriously. What is the deal? Body dysmorphic disorder has to be at play here. Who has a fresh copy of the DSM-IV for us to look up because there’s more than vanity going on. She must see something the rest of us don’t. How does she look at herself in the mirror and go “YES, BITCH! THIS NEW FACE IS WERKING!” Because it is not. Not one bit. Not even an Iota of a bit.

The crazy thing is Ol’ Lil Kim was FAHN. She was SO. PRETTY. “Crush on You” Kim had women everywhere thinking they too could look cute in neon green, blue and red wigs. They couldn’t. But she had us all fooled because she looked cute in one.

Lil Kim Blue crush on you

Look at Kimberly. JUST LOOK! Adorabo! Damb.

Where have we gone wrong, society? What part have we played in this? Kim is about 25 surgeries too many and she seems to keep going. Because every picture I see of her is of a new face that is unfamiliar from the last one.

Her surgeon is also a haterbish. He doesn’t want good thing for her. At what point do you tell someone that your calendar is full until 2015 and you can’t fit her in for one more cheek implant? And why is she like 10 shades lighter than she used to be. Kimberly Jones was a brown-skinned girl in 1995. In 2013, she’s an ashy shade of “I’m lost” Eggshell. I don’t understand.

My goodness! Kim is looking so ridiculous lately that you just KNOW she’s playing a joke on all of us. She gotta be. Walking around like it’s Halloween all year round.

Lil Kim Snooki

This is not Snooki.

Chile… WHAT?!? Someone just go plant her in the Jersey Shore.

Where are her friends? Is no one in her life concerned? I haz questions and no answers! Whatcha’ll got?

Edit: I had to come back to include this comment.

“Lil Kim gone be mad when she get to heaven and Biggie don’t recognize her. #ijs”@BridgetVirtue3. I. HOLLERED.

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  1. February 6, 2013 at 12:26 pm

    Snooki is a great one, but I honestly thought that last photo was Margaret Cho.

    And whatever she is doing to lighten her face isn’t working on her hands. Look at her left hand in that photo. I know people want their foundation to blend with their neck, but she should maybe just go ahead and consider an entire nude bodysuit with gloves to pull this off.

    Wait, has anyone seen her and LaToya Jackson in the same room together lately???

    • February 6, 2013 at 12:30 pm

      LMAOOO at Margaret Cho. Either way, this ain’t what she was ‘posed to look like. Her original face is somewhere butthurt. Also, her and Latoya Jackson in the same room might trigger some sort of surgery inception. I’ont want it.

      • CafeGirlsPress
        February 6, 2013 at 1:33 pm

        I honestly thought that last photo was resurrected Michael Jackson.

        Who is teaching these beautiful people to hate themselves?

  2. February 6, 2013 at 12:28 pm

    What she has done to her face is really tragic. Why won’t Puffy say something to her? Or Mary J. Blige?

    • February 6, 2013 at 12:29 pm

      Her and Puffy JUST got back on good terms. He can’t be all “so this face of yours…”

      • Tracey
        June 10, 2014 at 1:16 pm

        (Soda spit) Shut!…Up!

  3. February 6, 2013 at 12:30 pm

    Yeah for a minute she looked like she was Latin, now she definitely looks Asian. Maybe she is trying out every race, I don’t know but she needs to STAPH!!!

    • CaliGirlED
      February 6, 2013 at 1:05 pm

      Maybe she’s trying out every race? *howls*

    • lnedykstra
      February 6, 2013 at 1:13 pm

      For the love of our LAWD and savior Jeebus, I would not have know who that was. What the hell is she trying to do … become Michael reincarnate?

      “She got a light-skinned friend look like Lil Kim / Got a dark-skinned friend look like Lil Kim!”

      • February 6, 2013 at 2:44 pm

        *Welp* at “She got a light-skinned friend look like Lil Kim / Got a dark-skinned friend look like Lil Kim!”

      • Jay
        November 2, 2013 at 9:44 am

        She was a crack whore birch when biggie discovered her. She sold drugs and had sex for money. He noticed she had skills in and out of the bedroom so he took her off the streets and made her famous. She has self esteem issues apparently. She’s still a nasty used up street whore that got lucky and hit it big. She’s probably screwed too many people to count. What a ho!

        • Tracey
          June 10, 2014 at 1:21 pm

          Well damn Jay! What blasphemy has Kim committed a-gainst your God?

        • Bish Whet
          June 10, 2014 at 6:09 pm

          Is what I’m saying Tracy! Like damn Jay!

  4. Ray
    February 6, 2013 at 12:33 pm

    I really, really used to ride with Lil Kim. Had the albums (had a poster) and all of that. And now she looks like she’s applying for Hong Kong citizenship. I don’t know who’s behind this (*cough* Diddy *cough*) but they need to be shot.

    • CafeGirlsPress
      February 6, 2013 at 1:35 pm

      “And now she looks like she’s applying for Hong Kong citizenship.”

      WOMP. followed by a WELP. WELP.

  5. Khadijah
    February 6, 2013 at 12:36 pm

    all I can say is bless her heart

    • LuckBALady
      February 6, 2013 at 1:14 pm

      Yes, bless it. She makes me have the sads. Yes. The sads.

      • Khadijah
        February 26, 2013 at 7:18 pm


  6. khia213
    February 6, 2013 at 12:40 pm

    In one of her early interviews, she acknowledged that her father told her she was ugly -too dark, short hair. She’s been trying to catch up with his white woman fixation ever since. It’s sad. There is a point where a plastic surgery ought to be found criminally negligent for not stopping surgeries even when the client wants it.

    • Sunny
      February 7, 2013 at 12:40 pm

      Parents who tell their daughters they are not beautiful should be beaten everyday. My family was 50/50 half of them told me I was pretty and the other half told me I looked like a roach. Its taken a lot to get over that (I still wish my skn was 4 shades darker). Lil’ Kim my heart goes out to you.

  7. msbehavin
    February 6, 2013 at 1:12 pm

    Her face is what nightmare are of made of now. There was nothing wrong with her appearance when she first came out.

  8. sadiqua
    February 6, 2013 at 1:25 pm

    Her doctor ain’t shit. She came in one day and said “Doc, my assistants dumb ass toasted my bagel on the #1 setting instead of #3. I was mad but then I realized it was the perfect shade of not brown! Here, I brought it in. Ignore that bite mark. Uh, what what! MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A BAGEL! Uh, what what!”

    • Diva
      February 6, 2013 at 1:59 pm

      That made me side eye my bagel! I’m donw

  9. Erin
    February 6, 2013 at 1:29 pm

    “Crush on You” Kim had women everywhere thinking they too could look cute in neon green, blue and red wigs. They couldn’t. But she had us all fooled because she looked cute in one.

    This made me HOLLER!!! I didn’t try the neon green wig, but I DID try the green lipstick she wore with it. The man at the MAC counter at Nordstrom’s had my lips lookin sparkly and fierce! Got home with that stuff and tried it myself. Not sure if it was just the lighting in the store or just my application at home…but I was Tyrone Biggums. Never tried it again.

    • leslie
      February 6, 2013 at 4:33 pm

      Me too. Moms wouldn’t let me out the house.

  10. February 6, 2013 at 1:40 pm

    Lil Kim’s transformation is beyond what I’m able to deal with.

    But Imma tell who really shocked me, just yesterday? That British singer Craig David. He genuinely does not look anything like he used to. Do some google images. You won’t recognize him. And there are websites like ”what happened to Craig David’s face?” No joke

    • Tbaby
      February 6, 2013 at 2:11 pm

      Whao, I just looked him up. Now I am gonna have a good cry. He used to be a cute boy, is this what growing up looks like?

    • Aisha Johnson
      February 7, 2013 at 11:15 am

      I actually like Craig David better now then before. His body looks great, and he’s balanced his body weight to the shape of his head. Let’s be real. He has a big ass head. MONSTA DOME. I used to look at his album covers back in the day and say geesh. If you catch him at a good angle, you were like, hey he’s a cutie. At a bad angle, it’s ALLLLL DOME. Clothes, accessories, hats, add weight to a person and I am sure those were the techniques they used for his appearances and videos. I really like him in the What’s Your Flavor? video because that hat balanced that head.

      Take a look at Tamar Braxton before and after pictures. She’s gonna start changing nationalities SOON as well if she keeps up the surgeries and bleaching cream shenanigans.

      Little Kim? I have no words. Where does she get the money to continue cutting herself? Why is her mirror lying to her?

      Nicki Miraj is next…

      • mind_control
        May 27, 2014 at 10:56 pm

        I don’t think they look in the mirrors, that’s why they keep doing it, she’s mental and her face is never gonna be good enough for her cause somebody keep saying it to her and so she goes and cut on it again and again but it will never be perfect for her, like I said it’s a mental thing going on until she’s looking horrible than ever or monster like and Mike had the same thing going on once the industry get you to bleach your skin they have got you then they try to tamper with your nose, I’m pretty sure they told her that her nose was too big then she went and changed it all because someone else says your nose will not get you far.

    • milaxx
      February 8, 2013 at 12:02 pm

      homeboy did a Sammy Sosa?

  11. Candice
    February 6, 2013 at 1:42 pm

    This makes me want to cry…real tears :'(

  12. Nikki Bee (@nikkib1920)
    February 6, 2013 at 1:49 pm

    I liked the purple outfit Lil Kim. She was cute. I’on even know who that creature is at the top of the page. Clearly Kim has n’an person on her side because a friend would have said something a long time ago.

    Nawl, Kimberly Denise, just. NAWL.

  13. February 6, 2013 at 1:49 pm

    I luvs Kim. Lawd knows I do! But If she pop up in one mo’ picture looking like an asian pre-op tranny, I’ll quit her!

  14. Sandi
    February 6, 2013 at 1:51 pm

    Lawd, po Kimmy. The only person who has asked her about the plastic surgery is Charlamagne Tha God. She looks a mess. SMH

  15. The Kid
    February 6, 2013 at 1:59 pm

    The skin bleaching really saddens me.

  16. That Dude
    February 6, 2013 at 2:00 pm

    Her & Latoya Jackson must have the same surgeon – the one that hasn’t seen a check he won’t cash cuz my my my…

  17. February 6, 2013 at 2:03 pm

    That was too funny. She was so cute back in the day!

  18. Valencia
    February 6, 2013 at 2:23 pm

    Oh wow. I forgot about her. What a shame, what a shame.

  19. KS
    February 6, 2013 at 2:28 pm

    Biggie left her for faith, and the way people are about dark skinned women…especially if you read those dumbasses on Twitter. I can think of a few reasons why she keeps bleaching herself.

    Not saying I agree with it, nor that I’d do it, but as someone that was made fun of by siblings and other family members for being the only one with dark skinned, I can understand where the dislike of it would come from.

  20. Ra
    February 6, 2013 at 2:33 pm

    Just goes to show. Shame, depression, low self esteem, CANNOT be washed away with Money Power Respect… it is not what you need in life. We say to big girls all the time. “Just cause it comes in your size don’t mean you should wear it!” Same applies. Just cause you can pay somebody to sculpt your face… YOUR FACE! like clay… to fill a little girl void inside you the size of the grand canyon, don’t mean you should do it! NO ONE in her life that matters, has told her she’s beautiful inside and out. Not a one. She has nothing to cling to.

    IYANLA!!!! fix her life.

  21. KKay
    February 6, 2013 at 3:03 pm

    I feel for her. She was always so cute to me.

    I know a friend who has severe mental issues(she has spent time in institutions) and a lot of it stems from the fact that she was dark-skinned with kinky hair and her older sister was light skinned with wavy hair.

    Honestly I’m surprised we don’t see this more often.

  22. DD
    February 6, 2013 at 3:19 pm

    Oh man, I did not know who she was. I thought was cute when she first came out with her short hair. All I can say is WOW.

  23. February 6, 2013 at 5:00 pm

    Here’s another pic of Kim, which is soooo unrecognizable from her old days when she looked normal:


  24. February 6, 2013 at 5:11 pm

    Kim looked better in her mugshot than she does now. Did you know she said Naturi was too dark to play her in “Notorious?: Low self-esteem ain’t no joke.

  25. Nahjee
    February 6, 2013 at 6:17 pm

    Kim is known mostly for her face then her music nowadays:( that’s sad really sad. She has a LOT OF ” YES” men on her team telling her she looks the bomb smh

  26. February 6, 2013 at 9:26 pm

    It’s self-hatred. We have failed because we live in a society that doesn’t tell black women to love themselves as they are naturally. Kim is just the extreme effect of that reality. It’s … sad.

  27. Serenity
    February 6, 2013 at 9:42 pm

    Why y’all keep calling her “Lil Kim” ? She ain’t been little in a minute. Maybe medium large Kim……

  28. OrganizedChaos
    February 7, 2013 at 7:28 am

    oooohhh I live for this shade! But luvvie I need you to shade Tyrese Gibson ….you know he has the nerve to be writing a book!!!!!

  29. February 7, 2013 at 11:32 am

    I am saddened to see her in this state. When she first came out she had dudes – and some chicks – going crazy and it wasn’t just the in your face lyrics. People don’t put up posters of folks they think are “fug” and she was up in plenty of bedrooms. Now she is completely unrecognizable from her early days.
    Its a shame what fame does to some who are in the public eye. So many naturally beautiful women get caught up in the plastic surgery “machine” and just don’t know when to stop.

  30. […] press conference about the procedure anytime soon. So unless Beyoncé goes the way of Lil’ Kim and ends the debate once and for all by becoming totally unrecognizable, we’ll probably […]

  31. February 7, 2013 at 7:20 pm

    Just looking at that pic made my eyebrow start uncontrollably twitching. She is in Bride of Wilderstein territory. And it’s a shame. Really sad. She, naturally, was very pretty.

  32. February 7, 2013 at 8:31 pm

    Poor Kimmy… smh
    LMAO @ that last comment tho!

  33. February 14, 2013 at 10:58 pm

    I am seriously glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I read this! LOL – Thanks I needed a good laugh!

  34. PlatinumCertified
    March 4, 2013 at 4:32 pm

    Lil kim,
    Yuu use to be a beautiful BLACK women.
    But now A bitch can barely reconize you.
    Has she been using the same cake soap as vybz kartel?
    I got so many questions.

    Why would lil kim do this to hersel? If I looked as good as she did I would give plastic surgeons a restraining order because I wouldnt need no aesthetics or what ever the hell shes been letting that surgeon put in her face- around me. Im dissapointed, and confused AT THE SAME DAM TIME

  35. Anon
    June 19, 2013 at 8:01 pm

    Omg she is so ugly she used to be so pretty now she is just ugly its so sad. she sould be her self and be proud of being KIM really now she looks like a MONSTER

  36. ihatelilkimnow
    June 19, 2013 at 8:07 pm

    i hate her now shes a HOT MESS NOW i use to like her well not anymore now she JUST SO FUCKING UGLY some needs to say look at your ugly face u used to be pretty not u lost lots of fans why did u change who u are be your self Kim

  37. chebad
    August 25, 2013 at 10:47 pm

    I”m lil Kim biggest fan I got a lot of people that say we favor I wish she would stop putting that poison in her body mine in soul you will always be my favorite rapper but stop killing your self slow with that poison I want my lol Kim back!!!!!! P.S love your self fuck

  38. […] Jones aka the Queen Bee aka Lil Kim aka Mulan is many months pregnant, expecting a baby girl. Her baby shower happened this past weekend and it […]

  39. Aretha Hunte
    June 10, 2014 at 11:33 am

    I think Mulan’s nose is bigger than Lil Kim’s!

  40. Jackie J
    June 10, 2014 at 12:04 pm

    It looks like Kim has picked up where MJ left off. Waaaay too many surgeries and a nose that looks like it’ll launch off her face if she sneezes too hard!

    People need to just stick with what the good lord gave them. Just because you have money, doesn’t mean you need to change it, esp if it’s gonna look like this!!!!

    #wheresherrealfac #realityisburiedunderplastic

  41. June 10, 2014 at 12:05 pm

    I have my own issues with appearance but I do not understand why these ladies who go full-on into the plastic surgery nightmare (because it looks like one to me, no thank you) opt for these cheeks that no one has in real life. No one. No race, color, variation of same. It just looks like plastic surgery that should have stopped before it started. She was so pretty as herself. Sad. Sad sad sad!

  42. June 10, 2014 at 12:37 pm

    I was always more of a Foxy Brown fan anyway, but DAMN Kim…your baby ain’t e’em gon know what nationality you are! Hard Core era Lil Kim was the best, looks-wise, and anyone who told her differently needs to get stomped out ASAPually!

  43. Shinae
    June 10, 2014 at 12:37 pm

    just a few worlds…black folks and bot-ox do not mix well! N if you must get plastic surgery on yr face at least take the time to do research…not every surgeon is experienced with every culture and how the results will really make you look!!!!

  44. Barbara
    June 12, 2014 at 5:52 pm

    Every time I look at Kim my heart hurts. After finally watching Notorious the other night, I have more understanding. I think that Biggie leaving her for Faith may have contributed to this delusion. I just hope she stops soon because she’s going to end up being Donatella Versace’s twin and that’s one scary looking old lion.

  45. Carmen
    March 10, 2016 at 2:31 am

    She should’ve stopped after the first nosejob. She already looked stunning (and still natural) when she had that purple outfit on (the famous one with one of her boobs exposed with pasties on.) Now… she looks like a disaster. So sad.

  46. […] press conference about the procedure anytime soon. So unless Beyoncé goes the way of Lil’ Kim and ends the debate once and for all by becoming totally unrecognizable, we’ll probably […]