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Dear Rob Kardashian, You Got the Nerve to Call Rita Ora a Whore

Two people I haven’t paid much attention to are getting some attention today, and I am here to write one of them a sternly-worded letter. Rob Kardashian, the Patron Saint of Ain’t Ever Did Shit went on a Twitter rant against his ex-lady he was seen with Rita Ora, also known as Lighter Rihanna to everyone. By everyone, I mean me. And he deserves to be told to have ALL the seats. So here I am.

Dear Rob Kardashian,

Sir. SIR. It’s clear that you’re hurt. You took to Twitter to go IN on Rita Ora, calling her all types of whores for supposedly cheating on you with 20 guys in the year y’all were together. Your goal was to shame her and put her on blast but what it did was make you look like the diva bitch that you are, above all else.

This (now-deleted) rant is a mess.

Rob Kardashian Rita Ora Tweets

And I have things to say.

First of all, Rob. I don’t believe you. You need more people. Did Rita REALLY cheat on you with 20 guys or are you just being a diva bitch and making up lies about her? She clearly does not give a damb about you and you’re butthurt about it. This number 20 is really convenient, ain’t it? Not 14. 15. 16. But TWENNY. I’m sorry but a scorned lover is no one to tell someone’s story.

And then, I wanna know if you and Rita Ora were REALLY together. Were y’all? Shoo, homegirl might be somewhere going “We ain’t e’em go together. We were just talking.” I have a hard time believing that anyone would be all “Yeah, Rob Kardashian’s my boyfriend” with pride. Seeing as how you’re Tommy from Martin and ain’t got no job AND you’re an asshole. I bet you were the only one in a relationship while she thought y’all were just “dating.” MMHMM. In fact, this is the only pic I found of them together:


I’ve had more intimate looking pics with my best friend. NAWL.

Also, Rob, you might be the LAST person to wanna call someone a whore. For reasons. You’re on Twitter trumpeting your cause as the wronged boyfriend who fell in love with a girl with loose morals and standards. You don’t have the right to call someone a hoe, sir. I ask you to look around your Thanksgiving table and govern yourself accordingly. While you’re throwing that word around, some of your kin have made a career from what folks consider hoe-ish activities. I’m not saying but I’m just saying. (-_-)

Either way, you’re on that ultimate boolsheet. You even got people calling her “Rita Whora” and turning it into a worldwide trending topic. You need to tuck in your butthurt because it is showing and it’s not a good color on you. Stop crying about this on Twitter and go get drunk with your boys or something.

You just seem embarrassed because that woman wasn’t here for you or your prolly wack stroke game. And she got some from someone else. Don’t be mad, Rob. DO BETTER. And watch pr0n for tips.

I just find it really annoying how fast people throw “hoe” around when THEY’RE the ones who should have the word tatted on their foreheads.

If Rita Ora really slept with 20 guys in a year, I hope she was being safe with all’em. Otherwise, whatevs. It’s her Love Pocket. And I am not here to call her a hoe because of one dude who feels slighted by her. And I’m not pleased that other people are doing the same.

Lil Kim Feminist


To the women calling Rita Ora a whore, you should be ashamed of yourself double time. To the men calling Rita Ora a hoe, please know your sisters, aunts and cousins might fall under the same criteria. And for you, Rob. Your last name is Kardashian, and that is not Greek for “virgin mother.” OOP.

Yours in side-eye,


So what do y’all think about his? Doesn’t Rob need to have ALL the seats???

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  1. December 3, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    THAT. LIL. KIM. GIF. So if a marginally famous man chopped down 20 women in one week while dating one of the lesser Kardashians, no one would blink an eye. Who cares how many men she smashed? I feel sorry for her for wasting her time on Rob instead of getting a real celebrity

    • December 3, 2012 at 2:02 pm


      And why does he look stalkerish in that pic Luvvie posted? And she looking like ‘this kneegrow hurn’


    • RobTheSockMan
      December 3, 2012 at 2:19 pm

      Aww Kim looks flawless in that GIF she should have stopped right there with the Plastic surg…anyway, Rob can sit down, his latest claim to fame right now is overpriced socks that i’m pretty sure hustle man sells in the barbershop! Pretty sure when i’m in traffic there is a guy that walks down the lane selling socks that look just like that overpriced mess he is pushing in niemans. He needs to gather himself and his socks and pout in a corner, he is forever losing to me. Then he gets mad because she “cheated” how does he know? Was he sitting there hanging from Rita’s Gina? No…sit down Rob.

      • December 3, 2012 at 2:26 pm

        He sells socks? He acts like he should be wearing panties – boy shorts, with his whining about someone probably marginally interested in him cheating on him

      • December 3, 2012 at 9:52 pm

        RIGHT?!? Kim looked SOOOO good in that GIF. Now she looks like Mulan Jones and I don’t understand at all.

    • December 3, 2012 at 9:36 pm

      This. Alladis.

  2. December 3, 2012 at 2:00 pm

    He needs every last seat…that triflin ass family of his…everybody screwing everybody…and don’t give a solid two effs…they make me sick lmao.

    But as long as he doesn’t watch Kim’s sex tape with RayJ for tips he might be aiight (or maybe that’s the one he did watch? ~shrugs~)


  3. December 3, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    iDied @ “You don’t have the right to call someone a hoe, sir. I ask you to look around your Thanksgiving table and govern yourself accordingly. While you’re throwing that word around, some of your kin have made a career from hoe-ish activities. I’m not saying but I’m just saying. (-_-)”

    Was Revived by Paramedics & then died again by” Your last name is Kardashian, and that is not Greek for “virgin mother.” OOP.”

    Time of Death: 1458
    Cause of Death: Luuvie’s Antics

    • December 3, 2012 at 9:37 pm

      I will give a rousing tribute at your funegro. B/c that’s the type of person *I* am.

      • Sho'llbelurkin
        December 4, 2012 at 10:10 am

        Bc you’re the *right kinda bitch. Always!

        • December 4, 2012 at 12:44 pm


  4. December 3, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    And the library is now closed after this filthy read

    • December 3, 2012 at 9:39 pm

      CLOSED! It shall reopen tomorrow at 8am sharp. Or noon.

  5. LadyLarke
    December 3, 2012 at 2:04 pm

    “I’ve had more intimate looking pics with my best friend. NAWL.” <— iCackled!

    But seriously, though, Rob needs to go find a friend in Jesus because he's clearly lost. And, might I add, his relationship with the Puerto Rican Cheetah Girl ended because HE was the one who cheated?! Shaking my head at you, sir.

    • December 3, 2012 at 9:41 pm

      LOLL at he needs to go find a friend in Jesus. Christ is busy, doe! And lol at the Puerto Rican cheetah girl. You mean Adrienne Bailon? That chile is special too.

  6. OJ
    December 3, 2012 at 2:04 pm

    Yes, the entire family needs to find a large sectional and remain seated…together…forever!

    • Tee
      December 3, 2012 at 5:02 pm

      Not a sectional! LMAO

    • December 3, 2012 at 9:42 pm

      Can we get them a nice loveseat too?

  7. Dinasty
    December 3, 2012 at 2:06 pm

    First off, I like Rita Ora. But I’m not all in her vagina like that so I don’t know if she did or didn’t. But who cares?

    Second, to sum it up:
    “You don’t have the right to call someone a hoe, sir. I ask you to look around your Thanksgiving table and govern yourself accordingly.”

    Welp. Pack it in. Nothing left to see here.

    I stopped watching the Kardashians ages ago because I lost interest in the show. But one episode I did happen to see had Rob bouncing back and forth from living with Kim to Khloe. He was looking for his own place, but he doesn’t have a job to support himself. Because clearly you’re overspending those E! Network checks, right? o.O

    Sis, after a while it’s like what direction do you have in your life? Goals? Maybe both Adrienne and Rita saw that he had none and that’s why they left. Adrienne has her TV show; Rita has her music. What do you have, Robert?

    I’ll wait…

    • December 3, 2012 at 9:43 pm

      I have no opinion on Rita Ora. I’ve never listened to her music and only reason I e’em know her name is I once saw her pic and wondered when Rihanna got lighter.

      LOL we’re ALL gon be waiting a while if we’re standing by for Rob to figure out a vocation. And nobody got tahm for that!

      • Bre
        December 10, 2012 at 1:09 pm

        Well ahlrite Sweet Brown!!!

  8. Jaedalaurez
    December 3, 2012 at 2:07 pm

    He needs to take a deep breath, calm his tits (A-cup), and settle those girl-hips he’s sporting into a comfy sofa and shhhhhhh.

    Homegirl may have done him dirty, but he is all sorts of wrong for trying to throw a scarlet letter on her #chess and engage in a global mean-girling of a woman who, unlike Tommy Kardashian, actually HAS A JOB.

    I ain’t gonna throw his fam-bly name into the mix, but I will throw a deep side-eye at his mama…then a hard look at Khloe (who I secretly dig, but that ain’t here nor there)…then a long look at his mama, and hold my mule.

    • December 3, 2012 at 9:44 pm


    December 3, 2012 at 2:09 pm

    I find it really funny he is calling her a whore but truth be told he cheated on that chic from the Cheetah Girls and was sleeping around on khole Luves Lamar! Im waiting for Mama Kris to make money off this some sort of way!

    • December 3, 2012 at 9:45 pm

      Mama Kris prolly already pitched a show to E! this afternoon. You know she’ont waist no time!

  10. December 3, 2012 at 2:13 pm

    Did you tell him he had a wack stroke game?! Chile, you went hard on him, hunny.

    • December 3, 2012 at 9:45 pm

      I did. I sure did.

  11. Ayana
    December 3, 2012 at 2:13 pm

    “TELL EM, LIL KIM FROM 10 FACES AGO!” – HA! I will carry that statement with me always!! LOLOLOLOL

    • Lee
      December 3, 2012 at 2:19 pm

      That was the most hilarious thing ever. I can’t stop giggling!

    • December 3, 2012 at 9:45 pm

      LOL carry it! It comes with an invisible case too. 😀

  12. LadyMarin
    December 3, 2012 at 2:14 pm

    Yes to all of this. Including Lil Kim’s old face, may it rest in peace.

    That is all.

    • December 3, 2012 at 9:49 pm

      Yes. *pours out a little liquor for Kim’s original face*

  13. itzmejenney
    December 3, 2012 at 2:17 pm

    ummmmmm…. did he get some chick pregnant on tv while he was smashing khole’s friend on the low?

    • Elle Monee
      December 3, 2012 at 9:25 pm

      Right! just as hypocritical as he wanna be!

    • December 3, 2012 at 9:49 pm

      Wait. REALLY??? I hadn’t heard of that. Lawdt, watch him end up on Maury!

  14. December 3, 2012 at 2:17 pm

    Wow. The fact that anyone birthed from a Kardashian snooch would decide what a “ho” is. Rita probably got turned off of men who had hips and a badonkadonk.

    Now, I am no Rita Ora fan, and if told I had to identify her music or die, well – just go on and bury my ass because I am unaware of anything she sings. However, she is a young woman who has the right to see anyone she pleases, have hook-ups with whoever she wants, and enjoy her life. If it is 2 or 20, she should go on and live it up.

    Rob is upset because he makes love pockets sad. Maybe he should ask his sisters if they would date a broke, jobless, immature man with hips and an ass that could star in a Sir Mixx-A-Lot video. I am betting they would say no, Rob. No they would not.

    My advice to Rob (he didn’t ask but Imma give it to him anywieghs) Get your life together and get off your Twitter account for a minute. Just go and have a whole auditorium full of seats.

    BTW Luvvie, do you know there is a Wikipedia page all about butts? It exists. (._.*}

    • December 3, 2012 at 2:37 pm

      SLOW CLAP….

    • December 3, 2012 at 9:50 pm

      1. iLIVE for the fact that you called it a “snooch.”

      b. I also couldn’t pick out Rita Ora’s voice if there was a sign that said “this is rita ora’s voice.”

      3a. And Rob is just mad he ain’t do better so she looked elsewhere.

    • Silk!
      December 3, 2012 at 9:55 pm

      “Snooch” iDied

  15. Camilla
    December 3, 2012 at 2:18 pm

    Rob is a bitch-made man and that was clear from the countless episodes where he was crying because “no one supported his dreams”, “Lamar was mad at him”, “His Mom favors his sisters more than him” or from the times he snitched on Scott to Kourtney after they had been out. I’m over him and his QUEEN STUNTS. I don’t give a flying fluck about Rita, maybe she is a hoe, but what type of “man” goes on Twitter and does this. Rob must have never saw that video of Kim…..

    • December 3, 2012 at 9:51 pm

      Yes. I approve this message. Iunno Rita’s life but alls I know is Rob needs to sit the hell down and tuck in his salty.

  16. nichole
    December 3, 2012 at 2:21 pm

    This was truly IT:
    “I ask you to look around your Thanksgiving table and govern yourself accordingly. While you’re throwing that word around, some of your kin have made a career from hoe-ish activities.”

    Hello Pot? It’s me Kettle.

    Rob, you know what would really help with gaining some perspective? A REAL JOB (or any job). Go to school. Learn a trade. You need more than this and your stint on Dancing with the Stars (you aren’t a star).

    • December 3, 2012 at 9:53 pm

      Rob is riding the coattails of his last name and that ain’t much to go on b/c the women are making money while he’s… Iunno what he’s doing.

  17. Lee
    December 3, 2012 at 2:21 pm

    This Queen is acting a tad bit dramatic for me. Obviously he wasn’t slangin’ the peen in the correct way so she had to go get hers.

    • December 3, 2012 at 2:43 pm

      Rob looks like he does that hiccup cry while he is trying to talk.

      *SNIFF* I h-h-h-hate herrrrrrrr! *HICCUP* W-w-w-w-WHYYYY she do me like this? *HICCUP* She a H-h-h-ho anyway, doe…*SNIFF*

    • December 3, 2012 at 9:55 pm

      Rob is NO Queen! I give him duchess at best. AT BEST. Mostly “maid.”

        December 4, 2012 at 6:13 am

        I live for this statement Imma have to use this on this want to be cry baby diva in my office….this will slay him.

  18. Jai
    December 3, 2012 at 2:26 pm

    So, its okay to sit at the table with someone who was married 72 days…still ain’t got “gottago” papers but bring new beau to thanksgiving and demanding a ring….but ol girl is on blast with these “20” dudes….u got watch the stones u throw cuz they always can be tossed back superhard…hell yo momma wanted a DNA test on your sister….

    U so trifflin…Rosa Parks will gladly give up her seat so u can sit down

  19. Kema B
    December 3, 2012 at 2:41 pm

    “Rob Kardashian, the Patron Saint of Ain’t Ever Did Shit” and “You don’t have the right to call someone a hoe, sir. I ask you to look around your Thanksgiving table and govern yourself accordingly.” I just can’t. He has the nerve of all nerves to fix his mouth to say the word whore let alone call someone else one when his sister still married is running around inflagrante delecto with Kanyeezy. Besides what woman who breaks up you is gonna be like I had sex with 20 guys. In this day of Social Media I think not. This isnt Maury but the lie detector test determined your rant is a lie Robby. How I wish ppl will stop inviting ppl into their breakup drama.

    • December 3, 2012 at 2:48 pm

      I can see Maury now.

      “Can I have the envelope please? Rob, it says here, Rita said you can-NOT lay pipe!” Rob goes running to the back and flings himself to the floor sobbing, “I thought I was doin’ it riiiiiiggggghhhhttt!” Maury then tells him about their therapists who could assist him after the show.

      • Kema B
        December 3, 2012 at 3:11 pm

        LMAOOOO why did i picture the scene in my head tho….

        • Amber
          December 3, 2012 at 4:04 pm

          I know I did and got a good cackle out of it

  20. Sonya
    December 3, 2012 at 2:51 pm

    “I ask you to look around your Thanksgiving table and govern yourself accordingly. While you’re throwing that word around, some of your kin have made a career from hoe-ish activities”.

    …..THIS JUST MADE MY LIFE! Funny ish!

  21. emti
    December 3, 2012 at 2:54 pm

    Rob Kardashian is the definition of Panty Meat…have a plethora of seats sir

    • December 3, 2012 at 3:04 pm

      Panty Meat?!?!??! This is the funniest thing I have seen! Coupled with having an already juicy butt I could see this. Yes.

  22. mzbrownshugah
    December 3, 2012 at 3:07 pm

    forever READ. Spot on Luvvie. Spot on.

  23. Lola
    December 3, 2012 at 3:42 pm

    “We ain’t e’em go together.” I heard that being said in the voice of Precious. *dead*

  24. Joy n L.A.
    December 3, 2012 at 4:02 pm

    “You don’t have the right to call someone a hoe, sir. I ask you to look around your Thanksgiving table and govern yourself accordingly.”

    Somebody please call Angelus Funeral Home…I’m DEADT.

  25. December 3, 2012 at 4:19 pm

    We all know if it’s not on her Facebook status, it wasn’t real.
    He also seems to forget how when he and Adrienne Bailon (from 3LW and Cheetah Girls) were dating, he cheated on her. Karma is a b*tch.
    SN: Does anyone remember at i think Kim K’s wedding reception when Adrienne handed Rob her purse to go dance when the DJ said single ladies? iDied!! lmao

    • emti
      December 4, 2012 at 8:27 am

      THANK YOU…that’s what I’ve been saying…pot meet kettle

  26. Cheekie
    December 3, 2012 at 4:31 pm

    “So what do y’all think about his? Doesn’t Rob need to have ALL the seats???”

    ALL OF THEM. Him and the other “you a whore too tho” mofos who claim only women can be whores when THEY are sticking their peens in these so-called whores, which makes them…?

  27. Tee
    December 3, 2012 at 5:09 pm

    Wack stroke game sounds about right. I mean, they were off & on for months. And I’m sure he broke it on down and begged like James foe those “on” times. Rob’s no job having booty needs all the seats in all the stadiums of all the teams of all the footballers and all the seats in all the arenas of all the basketball players his whorish sister Kim has slept with.

  28. Choc
    December 3, 2012 at 6:19 pm

    Luvvie, you are the BOMB! I love your blog!!!!!!

    • December 3, 2012 at 9:35 pm

      Thanks, ma’am!

  29. Shevonne
    December 3, 2012 at 6:36 pm

    I guess Rob’s definition of cheating is hanging out with guys who have jobs.

    • Usually In Poor Taste
      December 3, 2012 at 9:23 pm

      Oop. *gum pop*

      • Rachmo
        December 4, 2012 at 8:27 am


    • December 3, 2012 at 9:34 pm


  30. December 3, 2012 at 9:37 pm

    the term butthurt bothers me. otherwise, i think you hit the nail on the head.

    • December 3, 2012 at 9:55 pm

      and i am not saying that the term “butthurt” bothers me because i am prudish, i am saying it because i feel it has a tinge of homophobia. just wanted to clarify that.

      • December 3, 2012 at 9:57 pm

        Sorry you feel that way.

      • Nonya
        December 5, 2012 at 9:40 am

        “and i am not saying that the term “butthurt” bothers me because i am prudish, i am saying it because i feel it has a tinge of homophobia. just wanted to clarify that.”

        Really? ‘Cos straight people ain’t got no butts? Everybody got butts and anybody can be butthurt. #GTFOH

  31. deelitefuldd
    December 3, 2012 at 10:04 pm

    Rob is the only son a well-known lawyer. He is a college graduate. What he needs to do is go to law school and become the corny, successful lawyer that he’s supposed to be and stop being a lazy, sorry ass. The Kardashian’s ’empire’ is not going to last; I’m surprised that Kris hasn’t insisted that Rob take his rightful place in the world instead of trying to be a socialite like his sisters.

  32. Nonya
    December 5, 2012 at 9:44 am

    Take your self-promotional delusions elsewhere, foo. Luvvie, you should monitor & delete irrelevant azz spam comments like these.

  33. Rob
    December 5, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    Haha Rita ora 2dollar knicker dropper SNM I got my ting sucked off her when she was in central ask about the car park in BMW SNM

  34. ladycandiceindmv
    December 9, 2012 at 11:48 pm

    No actual comment, just laughing at everyone’s comments. This site NEVER ever ever ever ever fails me!!

  35. Whiz
    December 21, 2012 at 2:21 am

    Lol funny how many defend her. Shes been smashed by Jay-Z and numerous rappers/writers for tracks. There is truth to Robs rant.

  36. MJ
    December 22, 2012 at 4:39 pm

    You stupid bitches. Rita is a whore. Rob is one of the few men left on earth who don’t cheat and stay faithful. So stop dissing him.

  37. Shay
    January 3, 2013 at 1:28 pm

    Omg this site is so perfect…only thing you need is lke buttons on the comments, cuz i swear to Gawd, i would like some of then straight to heaven…hilarious.

  38. February 20, 2013 at 5:04 pm

    Rita is depicted as a “hoe” simply because she cheated on Rob with unprotected sex (or so it is said, it could have been protected) and didn’t really notice the wrong in that. They had more pictures together on Instagram (that were more intimate then the pictures you posted) but are now deleted. She tweeted things like “I need my baby @RobKardashian with me NOW!!” or “I miss my @RobKardashian :(” but might also be deleted I’m not sure. And as soon as her game was blasted she wrote “Rob’s dick was wack, I had to find it somewhere else.” <- Hoe.. I like her music, and she's beautiful, but I think that is really shameful. And wow, Kim (Rob's sister, obviously) had a video a long ass time ago, it came out to the public, but she didn't fuck like three guys at the same time or something. Get over it, plus, that has nothing to do with Rob, nonetheless, if anything, Rob has cheated before and he owned up to it. He wasn't ignorant about it, and if for whatever reason, she felt like her sex life with Rob wasn't good enough she should have said something like a mature adult, not go around thinking it's okay to get more dick. #hoe

  39. BlahhDeeBlahhDeeBlahhh
    April 12, 2013 at 10:14 am

    Only a whore would come to this whore’s defense. Try to respect yourselves, ladies. You’re not special just because your coose is sought after. You’re just in the presence of sexually motivated males. Some of you girls make it too easy to be used, abused, then thrown aside like yesterday’s news these days.

  40. sexy and you know it
    November 18, 2013 at 4:47 pm

    rob was the reaL CHEATER and this is all bullshit. he was the one that had 20 woman in a week not the other way around. i should know im one of them…. so there.and any guy who brags about it . thats just plain sick. WACKO

  41. john
    April 16, 2014 at 10:57 am

    What a load of feminist tripe this is, your hatred for the kardashian family( particularly rob) is obvious throughout damaging what should be a neutral piece. Had rob been the offender this would have had a different tune, instead you provide one poor photo to substantiate the idea they were never an item although google can prove otherwise. What rita ora does is her business however lets look at it objectively; she was in a relationship with rob, she cheated= whore. hasd he of cheated same thing, but he didnt, she did. there are also articles linking her to jonah hill whom to the average girl his riches may prove attractive, yet a woman of ritas social standing+ riches well… if she finds him attractive ( robs no looker himself) then it doesn’t bode well for her taste in men does it. If she was unhappy she should have left, she didnt, she cheated. whore.