Whose is this?

Whose Stevie J Haircut is This and Why is it So Accurate?

I was on my grind (O_O) when someone brought this pic to my attention on my Facebook fan page. And I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry. So I cried laughing.

Stevie J Haircut

One of your cousins got Stevie J’s face cut into the back of his head. AND IT LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM!!! iCannot. Sometimes, i wish we used our creative powers for good instead of evil. This is a work of ratchet art. It looks just like his ol’ squirrel face WITH the squozed (yes squozed) together mouth. AND the creepy goatee. This is detailed and accurate. To achieve that using hair as your canvas? My dude… genius. That barber has some SKILLS. He even made Steebie slightly cock-eyed. On THAT hand, I’m loving this haircut.

BUT I have questions for the person who made the decision to rock this man’s face on the back of his head. Was he smoking something strong and laced when he arrived at the decision? Is he tryna attract Joseline from behind? Does he realize this makes him 3 times the douchebag he was before? When he went to the club (because you know he had to go that night to stunt with his new coif) did he get props?

I also wonder. When homeboy came in saying “Yo dawg. I want Stevie J on my head” did the barber look at him strange or just shrugged his shoulders. This request can’t be that popular.

People are strange outchea for real. And I’m amused by them.

So I ask. Whose haircut is this? Which of y’alls cousins did this?

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  1. IfYouEverComeBack
    October 9, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    So it was I who posted this on your Fb fan page and your welcome/I’m sorry. Chile this pic still leaves me with too many questions and not enough answers, like why would you do this to yourself? Is it because Stevie is your idol? if so you are losing at life. Mad props to the Barber for his skill-set though. I wonder if the Barber died laughing when homeboy left?

  2. TMaryMack
    October 9, 2012 at 2:15 pm

    please tell me it was the same barber who did this Tupac haircut and all will be forgiven.


    • IfYouEverComeBack
      October 9, 2012 at 2:27 pm

      iCan’t with that. Why does that look like the same dudes head. IJS

    • December 9, 2012 at 3:32 am

      Did 1 billion polpee actually turn out? That’s more than 10% of the global population. Does that include TV viewing? Maybe you’re being hyperbolic and I’m a bit of a dupe.

  3. Denise
    October 10, 2012 at 8:23 pm

    I betcha he lost a bet! Can’t nobody idolize this idiot that much, it’s impossible. If he did this out of respect for Stebbie J. then the world is REALLY in more trouble than I once thought.

  4. legitimate_soul
    October 11, 2012 at 1:34 pm

    My hope, is that this was done for artistic merit and the person got a “baldie” haircut “immejiately” after the work of art was recorded with a photo.

    • October 11, 2012 at 5:22 pm

      Yeah. We could only hope but you know damb well that man walked around for 3 wks with that on the back of his head.