10 Extra Thoughts About Love and Hip Hop Atlanta
First of all, if you’re reading this, I’ll assume you’ve already read my recap of the premiere episode of Love and Hip Hop Atlanta on EBONY.com. If you haven’t, then getchu a piece and come back here for the extras.
This is my version of the “behind the scenes.” I have more thoughts about the episode that I didn’t include in my EBONY piece because I got a word count to adhere to AND I can’t be completely filterless over there, understandably. Either way, I GOT MORE WORDS HERE! So… yeah.
Oh and a bunch of these are my tweets. And you will deal.
1. First of all, no country for Stevie J for tryna move Mimi and her kid alla way to the Suburbs so he can do hoshit in the city. Is this what wealthy hoes do? Buy their chicks some concubine headquarters far away from the action so they can freak other women?
b. Why was Lil Scrappy on my screen looking a fool?
3a. I peep that K. Michelle uses brown gel on her edges. Yes, she belongs on this show.
IV. Joseline needs to get her life. She’s so willing to be in the role of the trifling trollop. Meanwhile, her badly done boob job makes her tits look like crop circles. Ain’t nobody here for RihanNAWL and her stranger boobs that seem to have never met.
5. Momma Dee, Lil Scrappy’s mama needs closed captioning at ALL times. I didn’t understand most of what she said. But what I DO know is that she looks like she has a Slim Charles in her life that acts as her muscle. I know she USED to be a dope dealer and pimp but still. Also, she makes Nancy Jones, Jimmy’s mama, seem like Dorothy Mantooth. A saint.
F. The camera KEPT zooming in on these women and their fake or real yanshes that ATL is kinda infamous for at this point. I see how you doing, VH1! Is that cinematography shade?
VII. Mimi needs to pick up your dereon duffle and BOUNCE! Why’s she still even entertaining the foolery of Stevie J? He’s clearly putting his coins in all sorts of Love Pockets that ain’t hers. He’s so disrespectful and doesn’t give an Iota of a damb about her feelings.
8d. Why was Joseline rocking the finest in squirrel fur? How many rodents had to die for her to rock that terrible jacket she wore? So many rats lost their lives. *pours out liquor*
9. I liked Ariane the most out of all the ladies so far. She seemed to have it a little bit together and her hair was LAIDT. But the season is young so we shall see if she stays cool.
X. I need to be watching Love and Hip Hop Atlanta while sipping on the finest of moscatos and eating flaming hots. It’s only right. I’ma be prepared next week.
But yeah, this first episode was one of the messiest premieres EVER. They didn’t waste no time or play any bald-headed games before getting started. The ratchetness was aplenty, so naturally, I’m looking forward to next week’s episode. I think the city of Atlanta is gonna need a crisis communications team after this season is over. Mona Scott-Young, producer of LHHATL really outdid herself in finding a group of drama queens.
Oh VH1. As you and BET compete for who has the most ratchet offerings. You seem to be winning right now. Or losing. Whichever way you want to play it.
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“I need to be watching Love and Hip Hop Atlanta while sipping on the finest of moscatos and eating flaming hots. It’s only right. I’ma be prepared next week.”
~This right here is all you ever needed to type. I haven’t seen an ounce of this foolery yet but I will be prepared with my Ranch sunflower seeds next week.
I don’t care what anyone thinks, Joseline was born a man. Everything about “her” is fake. Fake breasts, butt, wigs/weave, cooch….that face is just too muscular to be a woman and it just seems as if Joseline is trying too hard to be feminine. I’m from Atlanta and I’ve NEVER seen a woman dress like that on a daily basis. I guess Stevie J is coming out of the closet by sleeping with this “woman” because Joseline isn’t fooling anybody. “She” isn’t the transgender that you see on Maury where you really can’t tell whether or not it’s a man or a woman. That’s a man with a wig on and those ratchet tats don’t help either.
I will be there and here for the weekly shade. I will partake in a bag of Chillifritos or Red Hot Riplets, a Suzy Q and a Pepsi. Yes!
Um. I am not going to say that I am a bootyologist, but I will say that a few people is (not are, IS) faking. Notably that Karrie Dee *thinking*…Is that her name? The Trini Rapper needed to check her bottom. You could see the outline of her booty pop in that dress. It was all dented in at the bottom and it looked like a Rubik’s Cube. I would have been mortified!
Also, *raised brow*…Stevie J is going to wake up in the Crying Game. I’m open to all lifestyles, but don’t play me for a fool.
Hot pink squirrel and rodent! From Saks!
I was over at my cousin’s house and happen to get a glance at the show…I honestly got dizzy after about 10min, no bs my eyes went wonky on me.
lol, Luvvie u r indeed loco! SLim Charles? nawl, the likes of my dear friend (in the head) would not co-sign this type of foolywang, smh…no ma’am!
I’m from ATL. born and raise…..my soul just died on the corner of Glenwood and Candler Rd. I am over this…..
I did not care for Joselyn or however you spell her name….sounding like “greased up deaf guy” from Family Guy. I think we need to do a spread em and cough check on her. ATL is about as notorious as Hawaii for convincing transexuals. LOL
“soundin like greased up deaf guy” “Don’t hate on meee, I’m just livin my liiife” LMAO, that resurrected me from the cemetery that is my office and gave me LIFE!
I.hate.you.so.much.right.now. I am CRYING ovah here! #GreasedUpDeafGuy
Lol I live in Atlanta and I died at your reference of Glenwood and Candler Rd corner lmao you’re a mess. Joseline look like they picked her up from South Dekalb Mall smh, they shouldve left her there
Luvvie I’m mad at you for the way you numbered these extras LOL …I’m overdone at Stevie J’s confused dog ways. Hopping over couches to console one chick only to get yanked back by the other. Please inform John Salley to perform the sex lie detector test on these broads…
I had no idea about this show until my Twitter TL turned into an inferno with tweets about this mess. It’s too awful not to continue watching.
As for the wife and kids in the suburbs, crib in the city for hoshit, Setvie J didn’t come up with something new, that game is as old as time.
“I’ll be calling her RihanNAWL” I lived. (ebony.com)
“Ain’t nobody here for RihanNAWL and her stranger boobs that seem to have never met. Joseline is Rihanna if they had let her loose in ATL when she first came from Barbados.” THEN I DIED!!!!!
iCant with you today Luvvie. I’m having a seat in the corner before you make my boss come out of his office. I know he hear me chuckling.
I’m so glad I work from home cause I would have caused a ruckus in an open cube office from my continuous outburst of laughter.
I watched the show and was ‘stunned’ by the blatant disrespect by Stevie J to Mimi. I tried but couldn’t turn away from what was happening and will be front and center for the next ‘episode.’
Luvvie, you never let me down. I’ll make sure I have my pickle & nah-laters (Now & Laters) ready next week.
Are you going to start blogging about Chicagolicious? Have you heard of/been to that salon? You got to rep yo city!
And MLK was not born in Atlanta for Love and Hip Hop to be born in Atlanta
Girl, I loved reading your blog on Love and Hip Hop! Lol, this show is nothing but entertaining to me and I love drama and I can’t get enough of this show. I hope to follow this show all the way to the very end even if I have to work late at Dish; this show will be recorded along with all my other reality shows on my Hopper! I love Lil Scrappy, his accent is definitely something else, ya feel me? Anyways I watched the last episode and Stevie J. has a weird look in his eye, I mean weird. Anyways I can’t wait to watch the next episode.
I read “Joseline is Rihanna if they had let her loose in ATL when she first came from Barbados” and cried…laughing.
I’m addicted to this show. I hate myself a little for it….