Top THAT! The 80’s Were Awesomely Lame

The 80’s is one of those decades that is just RIPE for roast. A lot of what happened in that decade was just made for guffawing and the video below is nothing different. Watch this and see:

“TOP THAT!” Yo. LMAOOOO!!! My throat hurts from the cackles that escape it anytime I watch this video. The constant b-boy stance. The lame battle. The outfits and those pastels. The seriousness of which they take this. WHY MUST I HOLLER?? LMAOOOOOOO!

You can’t tell homeboy in the blue windbreaker #alphet that he ain’t a rap master! And homegirl in the skort who challenged him? Can’t nobody tell her she ain’t top that. Chile, I am tickled.

Omg. “I wish I was hip.” I wish you were too! lol

I love the 80s. Word to VH1.

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  1. mochazina
    May 17, 2012 at 9:57 am

    OMG!!!! Did you just roast one of my favorite 80’s movie scenes?!?!? LOL I saw the title and immeeeeejately knew what you were up to… I tell ya, nothing is sacred! LOL

    • Nikki
      May 17, 2012 at 11:16 pm

      This is why I love you. I LOVED THAT MOVIE!!I caught it one day before church and straight missed the service!! lol

  2. lexi
    May 17, 2012 at 10:10 am

    I love this movie lol!! i cant lie and say i didnt jam and rap word for word when this scene always came on lol. lol it used to come on tv all the time during my summer break lol! teen witch! lol

  3. LJ
    May 17, 2012 at 10:43 am

    I remember this!!! It is like the best thing ever… LOL

  4. Trina
    May 17, 2012 at 1:06 pm

    Teen Witch with the short scary lady. We had this on video and we wore the rewind button out. We used to act this out and everything. Its an 80s baby thing.

  5. May 17, 2012 at 5:47 pm

    First, he is wearing a turquoise belly-baring wife beater and capris. My side is killing me.

    Old dude’s suspenders are pulling his pants up so high he’s giving himself a moose knuckle. Boy, the rest…Luvvie you have slayed me this afternoon. You win – hands down.

    Top that, Luvvie! HaHa!

  6. May 17, 2012 at 7:40 pm

    My husband and I were flipping channels a few months back and came across Teen Witch. I’m not even ashamed to say we watched it. The. Whole. Thing. And this scene right here? Dead!

    Teen Witch was my MOVIE back in the day, but now I realize just how ridiculous and cringe-worthy the whole premise was. Not to mention the poofy/pastel/ruffly/tulle-covered #alphets…lmao. Oh, the shame.

  7. IfYouEverComeBack
    May 18, 2012 at 3:22 am

    man I just discovered this movie the other day from rolling around You Tube. Saw this bit in the promo trailer and was like WTF? Now actually watching the whole scene I am dying from laughter. OH God the 80’s so lame and so awesome. Now I must go watch this movie.

  8. D
    May 22, 2012 at 12:13 am

    Look. I cannot have you tripping on my FAVE teen angst movie of the 80s! This movie was ALLADAT!! Back in the day!

  9. May 24, 2012 at 11:07 pm

    Why does her hand look like one of those string controlled muppet hands?

  10. Chime
    May 25, 2012 at 12:39 pm

    Whoa there! You could NOT tell me this wasn’t the best movie of ALL TIME. ALL. TIME!!! Lmaoooo, there is so much foolishness in this clip!

  11. Michelle
    May 30, 2012 at 6:09 pm

    I’m not even gonna lie, I prob still know every single lyric of every song in this movie. Thank you for letting me relive a bit of my childhood.


  12. June 7, 2012 at 12:36 pm

    This is so hilarious because I literally love this movie and live for this scene. Props from

  13. Fitzy
    August 6, 2013 at 10:12 pm

    “… what gives?!”