Dear Blackberry and RIM, For Shame
I’ve been Blackberry user for almost four years, standing by my phone steadfastly through the storms. Even that one time where my trackball popped out and ended up in 6 pieces. How something so small could have so many parts is beyond me. Then I upgraded to a Bold and got a trackpad and my life was better for it.
As the whole world raced by me and got awesomer phones, I said NAY! My loyalty to Blackberry didn’t waver. I was too attached to BBM. Plus, I liked the buttons and having a QWERTY keyboard. I need buttons! Yes, iPhone has dope apps and Android’s all fancy schmancy. BUT I HAVE BBM. I stayed. Even as my battery life dwindled. And I ignored the fact that my phone took 25 minutes to reset.
iPhone and Android users cackled at us.
Phenomenal loyalty, phenomenally.
You came through and really disappointed us. Outages worldwide since Monday. We can’t even use our BBMs, which is what we stayed for. The whole world is laughing at our clunky phones with bad batteries and boring apps.
This outage is embarrassing. As iPhone and Android users shade the hell out of us, we can’t even reply. All I can say is “YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR MOUTH!” They’re snatching our collective wigs and we have to look down at our feet in shame. YOU’VE MADE A FOOL OF US, RIM!
And all y’all got to say is “Sorry.” RIM, don’t be sorry,
ho, be careful.
*sigh* Might be time for me to get that Android afterall. I tried to hold on, BlackBerry. GAWD KNOWS I TRIED! But I may just need to jump ship because y’all are clearly not bout that technologically stable life anymore.
Yours in Treason,
Who else still uses BlackBerry? Watch me be the only one. And to my iPhone and Android readers, be gentle with your roast. Use lube and let me spend the night. lolol