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The 25 Dumbest Tweets of 2010

Every Friday, folks on Twitter do #FF, which is the hashtag for Follow Friday (follow me on there, BTW. @Luvvie). It’s a day where folks are supposed to recommend to others who they should follow. As with everything on Twitter, the original concept has been made irrelevant by people who abuse #FF with random ass long lists and retweeting mentions of themselves. So #FF has gone by the wayside. However, one person who does #FF right is Miss Zindzi. She uses the day to RT the FUNNIEST tweets of the week and adds the #FF hashtag. She’s genius. And awesome for it.

Zindzi is great for finding the DUMBEST tweets EVER. So I asked her to bless me (and you) with a post on various tweets she’s come across all year, that are just on DUMMY. And she did. So… enjoy!


Twitter: A place for people to share their thoughts. A place for celebrities and public figures to connect with their fans and supporters. An English major’s nightmare.

I want to forget these tweets. I want to pretend MJB never typed “intelligents”. But I cannot. So with a heavy heart and deep sigh, I present to you:

The 25 Dumbest Tweets of 2010

1) @LeighyahBaby: Ladies that fall in luv with other peoples boyfriends have low selves of steam

Zindzi: Okay, she meant well, but DAMN.

Luvvie: The fact that I can’t e’em type “self esteem” anymore because of this is just…

2) @Tyrese: Real MEN who study&enjoy nieces asses clearly know the difference in a REAL of FAKE ass..So you ladies know It’s NASTY STOP IT!

Zindzi: When your misspellings/grammatical errors render your tweets slightly illegal, you need to step away from the keyboard

Luvvie: I don’t even know WHAT he’s talmbout here.

3) @starchyldzwurld: Iph sumbodee notice u got a hair owta playce they lyke u or they gelus oph u…#platowt…TiNg**

Zindzi: I…have no words. EVERYTHING is wrong here.

Luvvie: Wait… WHAT?

4) @Cdotthecatalyst RT @wait_Ur_A_NATE: this nigga got cerrobopause, why the fuck he keep moving his hand <– u mean cerebral paulsy?

Zindzi: My favorite type of grammatical error would have to be one that is made when attempting to correct someone else’s error

Luvvie: O__o

5) @chloowalker: i’m having withdrawal systems i haven’t had a gingerbread latte in days!

Zindzi: Withdrawal. Systems. *burns books*

Luvvie: Umm…

The Patented Zindzi Stare. All of these have earned it.

6) @NinoBgr8: #Ladies If u have hair on ur knuckles yew where going to be a man but God changed his Mine =)

Zindzi: *Blank Stare*

Luvvie: O_______O

7) @hoopz_23: Closes mouths don’t get feed!

Zindzi: Noes, they doesn’ts!

Luvvie: But do opens foots get ate?

8 ) @slimthugga: It’s wanna those movies that have chicks on that sullibant shit

Zindzi: Isn’t sullibant an arthritis medicine? Sullibrex? Celibrex? I dunno.

Luvvie: “wanna those” though?

9) @ItsNotU_itsRIS: Women, stop puttin these men on such a high pedal stool. Not all of them are worth it #imjustsayin

@itorria05: Question off the day!! why must women be called a hoe when they sleep with many but a guy is placed on a petal stool?

Zindzi: When I see “pedal stool”, I think of a unicycle. When I see “petal stool”, I cry.

Luvvie: The lack of respect of grammar, syntax, subject-verb agreement and the English language in general… But he gets an E for effort. I guess.

10) @NETWORKGIL: hate all girls with arterial motives that’s why I 20 plus no son no daughters

Zindzi: Nonsensical AND misspelled? *Facepalm*

Luvvie: I also hate ventricular motives. O__O

11) @BigHomie_: #HowToKeepAMan sign dat pre-nub b4 y’all tie the knot

Zindzi: Pre-nub=An arm pre-amputation?

Luvvie: Pre-nub is what happens AFTER amputation before the nub develops.


Surrebral Posey. Dumbest Tweets of 2010


Zindzi: If you Google a word and the only results that come up are retweets of your misspelling, you’ve lost

Luvvie: NO birthday #secks for you! NO SIR!

13) @HP3D: if your gone hang with bitches, they minus well be female

@MsCJayBoss: If ya gotta stay home mine as well eat good!

@Tiana_Maclips: Matter as well walk to da nail salon while lex take her time

Zindzi: Okay, let’s discuss this. The term is “MIGHT AS WELL”. Not Mightus Whale, Mighty Swell, Minors Well…

Luvvie: All of ’em #minuswell just go away.

14) @enaboomb: If you don’t have flower to fry chicken.. use muster #random

Zindzi: Is this from Sandra Lee’s cookbook?

Luvvie: I enjoy seerop with my food.

15) @BubbleFaceBre: #In10Years Niqqah Will Relize Females Are Really Smarter Then Them!

Zindzi: Thank you for setting us back 50 years.

Luvvie: And she’ll be the exception to that epiphany when it happens


Defense Magnesium. Dumbest Tweets of 2010


Zindzi: I’m definitely crying, too…

Luvvie: If this child don’t go reassess her lifespace…

17) @WakaFlocka1017: A hater is a undercover admiru

Zindzi: Sir.

Luvvie: I just…

18) @neivexsharpe: My grandma was lactoast & tolerant, my mom kinda is. That means I might, aslo?! Daaanngg it -_-

Zindzi: Lactoast. But definitely tolerant. Well, that’s good. *Sigh*

Luvvie: If she lacked toast, why ain’t she just eat waffles? Maybe she couldn’t tolerate it. Oh. That ain’t it? (-___-)

19) @tbad2thebone: Fantasia was her 2010 high school class valid victorian.

Zindzi: Another one of my favorite types of errors: Ones that are made while attempting to insult someone else’s intelligence]

20) @ShenekaAdams:  I feel like doing some Debotury.

Zindzi: What annoyed me about this one was her attitude about being corrected. She CLEARLY meant “debauchery”, but when she was corrected, she said “not everyone uses the White Man’s dictionary”. So, to be fair, I consulted my Laotian Man’s dictionary, and yeah, “debotury” isn’t in there, either

21) @HazelLynn770: Straight women need to STOP taking the gay route as a escape goat.

Zindzi: Every time I see “escape goat”, I picture a bunch of goats running across a highway. Don’t judge me.

Luvvie: Escaped goat? Who let us Capricorns out the gate?? SHOURROUT TO MY FELLOW CAPRICORNS! Oh, he wasn’t talmbout us? Aight then. (-__-)

22) @Scooby85: Please dont miss interpret that last tweet people…. Omg lol

Zindzi: Miss Interpret? Is she friends with Miss Understood?

Luvvie: I thought she was BFFs with Miss Represent. *shrugs*

23) @anagabby93: My dad just felt extra dumb tryna say I aplied to thisd colledge and I said uhh no I didnt

Zindzi: Misspelling college is probably one of the dumbest things you can do, ESPECIALLY when calling someone else dumb.

Luvvie: Her poor daddy’s wasting money on college apps when she MIGHT wanna stay an extra year in high school to catch up.

24) @Nice_n_Strong: Stuck with a lot of should of , would of , could of

Zindzi: And you left me stuck with a lot of crap.

Luvvie: *deep sigh*

25) @Tyrese: In your relationship try and become a profetiobal forgiver..

Zindzi: This is the WORST kind of misspelling. The type that makes you question YOURSELF. I actually went to Google to see if maybe I was wrong, and “profetiobal” WAS an actual word. Shame on you, Mr. Gibson.

Luvvie: Profetiobal? Listen. EVERYONES ain’t meant to be deep.


Honorary mentions and Luvvie’s additions:


Chris Brown Tweet

And a brain is a chest if it can’t execute. Wayment… O___O (-__-)

27) @iHateKatStacks: Leaving Atlanta On my way to Texas …. im all around the world

Luvvie: I just took Amtrak to Indiana. Y’all, I’m GLOBAL! O_____O

iHate that iLove Twitter sometimes. This is partly why. So much #debotury from people with low #selfofsteam, and then they wanna get an #additude when you correct them. These fools #minuswell just quit tweeting. For all #intensivepurposes, they’ont even know that spell check exists. Then they wanna talk bout haters when we all know it’s nothing but a #defensemagnesium. And you know who’s WORST at this? Tyrese. #Irregardless, he’s FAHN #doe. He’ont look like he got #surrebralposey or nothing. But he spells like he #daws. We all need to #except it. O_o Oh Twitter…

If your tweet ended up in the “25 Dumbest Tweets of 2010” blog post, I kinda need you to close your Twitter account and go get an English tutor ASAPtually.

Which of these is the absolute dumbest?

Much love to ZINZAY for gracing my eCrib with her presence. She’s an English major and prolific tweeter from Brooklyn whose hobbies include reading, writing and hoodie collecting. Follow her on Twitter and Tumblr. Follow @MissZindzi and @Luvvie on Twitter.

Also, check out the Dumbest Tweets tumblr. Updated almost daily with the dumbest tweets that we see on Twitter as they happen. You can also submit the dumb tweets you see there.

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  1. Cerrome
    December 29, 2010 at 2:20 am

    This is too much in one place,My chest hurts from laughing at this.Good job

    • December 29, 2010 at 3:08 am

      Hurts when breathe? LOL

      • That the one
        December 29, 2010 at 9:36 am

        That’s what I was thinking. Where that at?

        • That's the one
          December 29, 2010 at 9:43 am

          Or even – Que tweeted, “Love is in tha air tonight. I want that hole world 2 kno ur mine forever…[Dawn] Will U Marry Me……I love you.”

          It’s the little things those minor details………………..that can fuck you up.

  2. December 29, 2010 at 2:33 am

    In @Chrisbrown’s defense….its been concluded by my timeline that he may be autistic, thus explaining his ability to dance better than most people, yet not speak coherently or deal with frustrating social situations. I’m just saying that could be why…..as for Tyrese, he’s just retarded. Sexy as hell, but retarded.

    • December 29, 2010 at 2:45 am


    • December 29, 2010 at 3:09 am

      Nice excuse for Chris Brown but NAWL! Yes, he may get his Cletus the Slack-jawed yokel on TOO often. That boy is just low key remedial. And as for Tyrese… yeah. He just needs to be mute and look segzy. Don’t say NUFFIN, Black Ty!

  3. Maui
    December 29, 2010 at 2:37 am

    I hate that I remember the uproar from almost every one of these. Oh and it’s a different category of stupid, but y’all should have added the one from the guy who hoped Christmas Eve didn’t fall on Friday the 13th. O_o

    • December 29, 2010 at 3:10 am

      I totally missed that. Some dude said he ain’t want Christmas Eve on… iCan’t. I just…

    • lana_j23
      December 29, 2010 at 3:31 am

      Wait, somebody hoped that Christmas Eve didn’t fall on Friday the 13th? I missed that one. LMAO!!!!

      • December 29, 2010 at 10:18 am

        Yeah, I remember that! I think his name is @KineticalDummy

        • December 30, 2010 at 2:02 am

          Dummy indeed.

  4. Constance
    December 29, 2010 at 2:40 am

    I DIED at “lactoast & tolerant”!

    This whole list was absolute foolishness and I loved it.

    • December 29, 2010 at 3:12 am


  5. December 29, 2010 at 2:43 am

    LMMFAO whyyyyyy must i cry???

    i just caused a #seen in my home (my dad said “this n*gga is crazy” as i laughed #historically to myself) because of the level of #debotury in this post.

    i think the key lesson to be learned here is when you #lacktoast AND you’re tolerant, your level of ignorance increases, while your #selfofsteam decreasesbut . like i always say–if you cant beat em, #minuswell join em!!!

    p.s. Tyrese, #doe?!?!?! i need him to delete his twitter account and go ahead and press “reset” on his life too *smdh*

    • December 29, 2010 at 3:12 am

      LMAO! Your dad is prolly like “this fool don lost ALL her good mind.” And Tyrese’s publicist needs to threaten to quit if he’ont quit Twitter.

  6. Dee Dee
    December 29, 2010 at 2:44 am

    One word: dead.

    • December 29, 2010 at 3:13 am

      *tries to revive you* DON’T GO TOWARDS THE LIGHT!!!

  7. December 29, 2010 at 2:45 am

    As a karate expert, I’m not gonna talk about anybody listed in this post; but as a professor of English, my heart is heavy and my eyes are weary…and my abs are real tight for laughing so hard. Lawd. Thank you Zindzi and Luvvie!

    • December 29, 2010 at 2:47 am

      NOT the karate expert lmao

    • December 29, 2010 at 3:13 am

      LMAOOO @ Karate expert. U dumb.

  8. December 29, 2010 at 2:52 am


    • December 29, 2010 at 3:13 am

      Hell, me too.

  9. December 29, 2010 at 3:02 am

    Oh goodness. I cackled SO hard while reading this!!! It just confirmed 2 things:

    1)No matter how hard I try I will never understand anything Tyrese tweets. His Twitter presence really makes me sad. He needs to delete his account, not talk or write, look pretty, and occasionally sing on buses. That is all.

    2) I’ll keep dictionary.com open and pay attention to red squiggly lines. Don’t wanna get caught by any eagle eyed tweeters!! 😉

    • December 29, 2010 at 3:18 am

      Iunno what form of English Tyrese chooses to tweet in but he needs to let the rest of us know so we aren’t in a perpetual state of side-eye.

      LOL @ keeping dictionary.com open. You’ont e’em need all’at. But do pay attention to those squiggly lines!

  10. asetdevine
    December 29, 2010 at 3:07 am

    LMAO!!! I loved this post!

    • December 29, 2010 at 3:14 am

      😀 Glad to hear it!

  11. lana_j23
    December 29, 2010 at 3:07 am

    I had to stop reading at #2 Tyrese should be embarrassed. WTF was he talking about?

    • December 29, 2010 at 3:14 am

      Who the hell knows what Tyrese was talmbout? I was just like O_______O

      • aaw1976
        December 29, 2010 at 9:21 am

        But he is now a published author. I wonder how much editing that editor had to do to that damn book. Hell the editor probably gave up translating blacktiese.

  12. lana_j23
    December 29, 2010 at 3:34 am

    So while reading this post, I was laughing and coughing (I’ve got a cold) my mom screamed from the other room, “Are you crying? What’s wrong?!” This was just too damn much for my soul.

    • December 29, 2010 at 9:49 am

      LOL! Had mama thinking you were going through something. Which you kinda were.

  13. Mo
    December 29, 2010 at 3:48 am

    Each one more rib-cracking than the last. But ‘lactoast & tolerant’ takes the cup!

    • December 29, 2010 at 9:49 am


  14. KiKi
    December 29, 2010 at 5:49 am

    I’m over here dying laughing at this. I also remember the uproar on Twitter from most of these.

    But I’m mad that the “cereal rapist” tweet didn’t make the cut. LMAO

    • December 29, 2010 at 9:49 am

      Hmm… I musta missed the “cereal rapist” tweet. I don’t remember that one.

      • Stacy
        December 29, 2010 at 2:01 pm

        Who did he rape, Cap’n Crunch, Count Chocula, or that silly rabbit turning TRIX? LMAO.. I JUST CANNOT!!!!

        • December 30, 2010 at 1:52 am

          LOL what bout Toucan Sam? Don’t leave him out.

  15. Zimmy
    December 29, 2010 at 7:17 am

    Y’all don’t know. Reading this gave me life today. Thank you!

    Your critiques had me on the floor! lol!!!

    • December 29, 2010 at 9:50 am

      Giving life via ratchetness is what I aspire to do. Mission: accomplished. 😀

  16. December 29, 2010 at 7:30 am

    This would be funny…but since I don’t read the white man’s dictionary, minus well take notes! 😉

    • December 29, 2010 at 9:52 am

      Take #knowts indeed.

    • Zimmy
      December 29, 2010 at 11:08 am

      I guess I won’t be able to due to my low selves of steam.

  17. JoeBiam
    December 29, 2010 at 7:33 am

    My phone is prone to random autocorrections of slang and what not, so I’m pretty mindful to check my own tweets and make fun of and correct myself. I also have been known to use (*sp) when spelling a word that I THINK may be wrong. However, this shit right here??? I just…

    • December 29, 2010 at 9:53 am

      Yeah what’s funniest bout all these tweets is the assured way the tweeter tweeted them. Like “this point I’m making rocks.” NAWL!

  18. Truth
    December 29, 2010 at 8:03 am

    *dead* Please don’t let MJB eulogize me though she be jackin folks names up….its too early for this fuckery lemme go find my asthma pump

    • December 29, 2010 at 9:54 am

      Chile, MJB coulda easily been 10 of these 25 tweets.

  19. December 29, 2010 at 8:24 am

    Very funny, but I had to stop reading. I think I was becoming dumber but each new tweet. lol


    • December 29, 2010 at 9:54 am

      Read one (dumb tweet), teach one (to not tweet the same)

  20. Mimi S.
    December 29, 2010 at 8:26 am

    I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. If I ever teach in district that allows corporal punishment, I will threaten to beat anyone writing like this especially if they know better.

    • December 30, 2010 at 2:03 am

      Feel free to laugh first then cry later after you think about it. And if corporal punishment is allowed, a beating would be your OBLIGATION for these types of mistakes.

  21. ThatsMsSydney2U
    December 29, 2010 at 8:27 am

    This whole list just kicked my soul. THIS is why I can’t follow some celebs because it might kill the little respect I have left for some of them. And Waka….*sigh*….every time he opens his mouth, a grammar teacher rolls in their grave.

    • December 29, 2010 at 2:16 pm

      Waka is the Child that was Left Behind.

      • December 30, 2010 at 1:54 am

        THIS!!! Lawd… you ain’t lying!

  22. December 29, 2010 at 8:30 am

    I’m just gonna… go over here >>> *thud*

    • December 30, 2010 at 2:00 am

      *fans you* *throws water on your face*

  23. andrea morgan
    December 29, 2010 at 8:30 am

    Just hilarious!

  24. Stacey-StAR
    December 29, 2010 at 8:51 am

    This is THE BEST year end wrap up EVER! Great work. A great morning laugh… I’m not even gonna read this twice.

    • December 30, 2010 at 2:04 am

      It’s even funnier the 2nd time reading some of these tweets.

  25. Eve~
    December 29, 2010 at 8:55 am

    The best have to be when someone is trying to sound A LOT more intelligent than they are… “Defense Magnesium”? LMAO! iDied thrice!

    Apparently the girl talking about “the white man’s dictionary” used that as a “defense magnesium” as well. BWAHAHA! I’m going to have a ton of fun showing this to people today.

    I wanted to laugh at some of the other ones, but I really couldn’t decipher what was being said. 🙁

    • December 30, 2010 at 2:06 am

      There are 2 of these that I’m still like WTF? Some folks clearly made up a whole new illogical language.

  26. December 29, 2010 at 8:56 am

    Standing ovation, ladies!

    I’d like to add this gem from Ms. Mary J. Blige:

    @bitchysnob that’s all you Got?? Grow up! Lol!!! Everyone miss spells words on here! Waisting no more energy on you! Lol!!!! Waist of time!


    • DMario Isajerk
      December 29, 2010 at 9:10 am

      you mean Standing ovulation?

      • December 29, 2010 at 11:44 am

        Presizely!! 🙂

      • December 30, 2010 at 1:59 am

        Ya know what…? DMario, GO AWAY! lol

    • December 30, 2010 at 1:59 am

      Bless Mary J’s heart. She’s just… she should stick to singing.

  27. December 29, 2010 at 9:03 am

    this made my morning!!! I never see these tweets in real time but someone I follow always retweets them. appreciate the laughs.

    • December 30, 2010 at 2:07 am


  28. December 29, 2010 at 9:07 am

    Thank you so much for this laugh. I’m no English major so I’m always double checking my spelling and grammar.

  29. December 29, 2010 at 9:09 am

    You promised another classic post today & you’ve succeeded. Well done.

  30. December 29, 2010 at 9:15 am

    This was hilarious. I was in tears by #10…Thank you both Zindzi & Luvvie.

  31. December 29, 2010 at 9:39 am

    Shut Up i am literally crying right now! I have to make sure i keep my game tight on twitter lmao

  32. December 29, 2010 at 9:53 am

    With each dumb tweet my faith in US education systems was weakened, but Zindzi said she consulted her Laotian Man’s dictionary, I was drop kicked through the goal posts of life.

    • December 30, 2010 at 1:56 am

      Yeah. The public school system has failed us all and left ALL these children behind. WOMP!

  33. December 29, 2010 at 10:16 am

    I have truly been rendered speechless by this entire post, lol! I can’t wait to see what 2011 has to offer.

    • December 30, 2010 at 1:56 am

      2011 will be bigger and better. I claim it! 😀

  34. December 29, 2010 at 10:21 am

    I’m glad everyone enjoyed the article. What bothers me the most is that I had SO many misspelled tweets to choose from!

  35. December 29, 2010 at 10:24 am

    Man, it’s so many other tweets that #couldof been incldued on this list…like some #won saying Kanye makes up words, like sarcophagus! LOL

    #Grate list ladies!!! The commentary after each tweet makes the post even funnier!

  36. Nono
    December 29, 2010 at 10:24 am

    OMG I’m crying so hard right now… I got to #5 and said “Gatdamb this is sofaking ignorant” (pardon my french). I refuse to follow Tyrese and Chris Brown. Especially MJB; it hurts too much. But yeah I follow Waka on purpose just for the ignance.

    These right here??

    Luvvie: If she lacked toast, why ain’t she just eat waffles? Maybe she couldn’t tolerate it. Oh. That ain’t it?

    Zindzi: What annoyed me about this one was her attitude about being corrected. She CLEARLY meant “debauchery”, but when she was corrected, she said “not everyone uses the White Man’s dictionary”. So, to be fair, I consulted my Laotian Man’s dictionary, and yeah, “debotury” isn’t in there, either

    And a brain is a chest if it can’t execute. Wayment… O___O (-__-)

    I’ont ‘preciate y’all making me hurt like this. *wheezing*

    Awesome post!!

  37. thewildseed
    December 29, 2010 at 10:30 am

    OMG!!!! #selfofsteam #defensemagnesium

    Enough said. I laughed til I cried at this. Great job ladies.

    • December 30, 2010 at 1:55 am

      *curtsies* 😀

  38. December 29, 2010 at 10:31 am

    FYI, an “escape goat” is what Amish bank robbers use to get away.

    • December 29, 2010 at 11:59 am

      Blunted: FYI, an “escape goat” is what Amish bank robbers use to get away


    • Nono
      December 29, 2010 at 2:59 pm

      Help me, Tom Cruise!!


      • December 29, 2010 at 8:58 pm

        Tom Cruise can be of NO help to you. lol

    • December 30, 2010 at 1:55 am

      LMAO!!! You dumb as hell.

  39. Ayesha
    December 29, 2010 at 10:42 am

    You just gained a new follower with this post! This is the first thing to make me laugh in 3 days!

    • December 30, 2010 at 1:55 am

      YAYYYY!!! *cartwheels* This makes me happy. Welcome!

  40. December 29, 2010 at 11:05 am

    Whyyyy must you murk me on my birthday, Luvvie?!? Whhhyyyyyyy? *throws self off bed*

    • December 30, 2010 at 1:57 am

      HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAPRICORN!!!! *hugs you* *throws confetti*

  41. Irene
    December 29, 2010 at 11:32 am

    Oh my God! #18 is my favorite. Really, I have a degree in English and I know I make some typos, but damn!!

    Too funny. Thanks for the laughs.

    • December 30, 2010 at 1:57 am

      You’s welcome!

  42. Ashley
    December 29, 2010 at 11:38 am

    “I have sint this out to som uf my friends who don’t have twitter to let thim know what there missing out on!!! My sister is an Inglish major and I can’t wate to see her reaction to this.”

    Okay, my soul almost disowned me for typing that way and those red lines are bothering me. *REALLY trying to NOT go back and correct them*

    I don’t know which one was worse. I stopped following Rev. Run b/c he tweeted something that was misspelled and grammatically incorrect and I just couldn’t.

    Tyrese is slowly losing his sexiness in my book. Like you fine and all but I can’t deal with a man who, if he was to ever actually WRITE me a love letter, deciphering what he’s trying to tell me would take ALL of the sweetness and thoughtfulness out of the whole letter.

    Good post, I’m trying to get this everywhere, I’m going to RT it, put a link to it on my Tumblr and fbk it and email it out as well.

    • December 30, 2010 at 1:58 am

      Rev Run and his wisdumb… girl I don’t have time. And yah, I bet it took a lotta effort for you to type like that.

      Truly appreciate you passing this on too! Thanksies!

      • January 3, 2011 at 3:01 am

        You’re quite welcome, any time.

        my sister, the English major, read it and was truly disturbed. About 2 years ago she and I met this woman who’d just written her first book. She gave each of us a free copy and that book has so many grammatical, spelling, and tense errors it’s almost hard to read.

        and my friends, who don’t have Twitter, got a lot of laughs out of this.

  43. December 29, 2010 at 12:02 pm

    OH GLLLOORRRAAAAAYYY!!!! this is hilarious! “for colored tweets who induce suicide with their illiterate literary attempts to be smart when the rainbow isnt spelled correctly” im still wiping tears! LOL…yeah i really did. not the “lol” straight face kind…hahaha

    • December 30, 2010 at 2:09 am


  44. Scottie Lowe
    December 29, 2010 at 12:03 pm

    Sadly, these tweets are more of an indication of a sub-standard educational system that is intentionally handicapping people of color rather than an opportunity to feign superiority over the educationally disabled.

    • December 29, 2010 at 12:38 pm

      1) You’re assuming that all these errors were made by underprivileged people of color, which is untrue.

      2) These are just jokes, and honestly, if you’re smart enough to use technology, create a Twitter account and Tweet, you should know basic phrases and know how to spell correctly.

      • Ashley
        December 29, 2010 at 1:15 pm

        Right and I KNOW my comp. is not the only one that will give you the red line if SOMEthing doesn’t look right (got it just then capitalizing the first half of that word)and if you right click on it, it’ll give you the correct term.

    • December 29, 2010 at 12:53 pm

      Or more of an indication that grown people using the computer should pay attention to the little red squiggly line that automatically pops up when typing something incorrectly, hell even the green line that comes up when the whole dang sentence is just.plain.wrong. The assumption that all of these tweets are from people of color is also an indication that you may need to chill on the profiling, racially. Be blessed, I hope your intentions were good. 🙂

  45. December 29, 2010 at 12:35 pm

    “Selves of Steam” is my fondest 2010 memory. I use it daily.

    Oh and “cerrobopause”…. iCant…

    • December 30, 2010 at 2:09 am

      ME TOO!!!

  46. December 29, 2010 at 12:48 pm

    LIFE BE BREATHED INTO ME BECAUSE I JUST DIED…several times! HA!!!!! Yes. Yes. Yes.

  47. lilbit o'luck
    December 29, 2010 at 1:20 pm

    18) @neivexsharpe: My grandma was lactoast & tolerant, my mom kinda is. That means I might, aslo?! Daaanngg it -_-

    *throws mouse acoss the room*

    • December 30, 2010 at 2:11 am

      We ain’t paying for no new mouse for you!!! lol

  48. Em Mitch
    December 29, 2010 at 1:25 pm

    Before I continue laughing.. Are we absolutely sure these celebs tweet themselves? If so… {Proceeds laughing} at least kanye admits his grammar is terrible, he warns before he tweets

  49. NY2VA
    December 29, 2010 at 1:29 pm

    This post right here makes me wanna be your hype woman. Like I wanna walk around with you and co-sign everything you say. I follow you around with a boom box playing “Eric B. For President” as your theme music. I wanna go to random municipalities on primary and election day and write your name in for all of the offices on the ballot. I wanna start an urban marketing firm, hire some nuckas for a street team, wrap a van and put Luvvie flyers all over the hood.

    In other words, you a’ight wit me gurl! This ish was hilarious!

    • December 30, 2010 at 2:11 am

      ROTFLMAOOOO @ hype woman. This doggone comment is soooo awesome. I just wanna put it in my pocket and take it places with me.

  50. December 29, 2010 at 1:45 pm

    thank you, luvvie & zindzi for helping me clear the madness from my chest. laughter truly is the best medicine.

    • phr775
      January 1, 2011 at 10:50 pm

      Your hair is ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS!!!! Natural hair FTW!!!

  51. Ashley
    December 29, 2010 at 1:46 pm

    I don’t follow him but some of my followers were going in on 50 Cent after he did a rant trying to threaten somebody all the while using incorrect grammar and misspelling SIMPLE words. What’s worse is, when he tried to make excuses and say “it’s just twitter” or whatever and those were misspelled as well.

    off topic but why hasn’t this post gone to my email? I always get an email when there are new blogs up but I have yet to get the one about this blog. Good thing I’m following you on Twitter or I’d have missed out. lol

    • Ashley
      December 29, 2010 at 2:16 pm

      it just got to my email, sorry

    • December 30, 2010 at 1:52 am

      50 Cent is an idiot. That doggone buffoon. Chile don’t get me started on that asshole.

      Hmm… did you finally get the post in your inbox? I hope so! Feedburner musta been on CP time delivering the email.

  52. December 29, 2010 at 2:12 pm
  53. December 29, 2010 at 2:27 pm

    ROTFL dead at all of it! Whoooo best tears laugh of this week!

  54. December 29, 2010 at 2:34 pm

    My Qdoba is now ALL over my computer screen. Lawd Luvvie I’se feeling mighty down I’se feeling mighty low and then I seent yo post and now I know.

    • December 29, 2010 at 8:59 pm

      … THERE IS A GAWD!! *miss sofia rock back and forth*

  55. Rudie
    December 29, 2010 at 2:39 pm

    I somehow made it to #25 and have been laughing — out loud no less — for the last 30 minutes. Profetiobal?!?! Genuine tears. In my mind I heard it read in Katt Williams’ voice.

    • December 29, 2010 at 8:58 pm

      I STILL don’t know what profertiobal is supposed to be/mean.

      • December 29, 2010 at 10:47 pm

        I really think he meant “professional” but I could be wrong

      • rexi44
        December 29, 2010 at 11:41 pm

        a typo for professional, maybe. But what is sullibant?

        • December 30, 2010 at 12:12 am

          I’m thinking maybe sullibant = celibate

        • BEHM777
          December 30, 2010 at 12:49 pm

          I think you are right, he meant celibate. But why are people that *expletive considered* stupid having sex anyway?

  56. Javanell
    December 29, 2010 at 3:08 pm

    I can’t stop laughing. Thanks for making my day. Love the site.

    • December 29, 2010 at 8:57 pm

      YAYYY!!! Glad to make your day. And I love your tumblrs, girl!

  57. December 29, 2010 at 5:12 pm

    First…please don’t clown the mixspelling of my username, email and websight. I was tryna be different.

    B) You owe me pants…and a therapy chair since I will forever be using Depends due to this post.

    and HEREUNTO…this is funny as all be damned. As a fellow “Grammar Nazi” I choke down my inner scholar to keep from going bush-wack-a-doodle on these Innernet folks (You KNOW I’m gonna be on-porpoise mixspelling all day) I needed this laugh.

    …a new fan!

    • December 29, 2010 at 8:56 pm

      LOL no clowning. I spelled Queen as “Kween” on my Twitter profile. But there’s a difference in misspelling on purpose to be tongue in cheek and just KNOWING you’re correct but be dead wrong.

      Glad to have you! 🙂

  58. December 29, 2010 at 5:17 pm

    Well, gee, I tweeted the dumbest tweets I could find for about 6 months but only ever garnered 9 followers. So two weeks ago I gave up and changed my username from @2dumb2tweet to @fradenscheude.

    I can’t believe I missed out on a popular blog entry from my failed experiment! The tweets I RT’d were dumber than most of the ones in this article. They’re still there, fwiw (unless the original tweeters deleted their tweets).

    • December 29, 2010 at 8:55 pm


  59. December 29, 2010 at 5:45 pm

    LAWD! I read this once on the way to work this morning, and cackled out loud and had several people look at me like I was insane…*shrug*…then came back to the post after seeing someone tweet “elegend deaf”…well…

    Kudos for a great post, #doe!

    • December 29, 2010 at 8:55 pm

      “Elegend deaf” just murked me. Chile…

      • Stace
        March 10, 2011 at 3:29 pm

        Somebody translate please. WTH is “Elegend deaf” ????? English is my first and only language…

  60. December 29, 2010 at 5:47 pm

    This right here is one of theee funniest things I have ever read on these here internets…Wow. This is a classic. Can’t wait to share!

    • December 29, 2010 at 8:54 pm

      Thanks much! And share away! The masses must read about the foolishness we deal with on Twitter regularly!

  61. December 29, 2010 at 6:23 pm

    I can’t effing breathe. I stopped on 19. I can’t.

    • December 29, 2010 at 8:54 pm

      19??? I hope you didn’t miss the other 8! lol.

  62. December 29, 2010 at 6:50 pm

    Thank you for making me laugh so hard that I cried. And please, save the children. Happy New Year, y’all!

    • December 29, 2010 at 8:53 pm

      You’re welcome, Pattycakes! lol

  63. December 30, 2010 at 12:08 am

    For all egrets and porpoises, this minor well bee won of the wurst tweets of the year:

    @KimKardashian: The lightening flashed and Khloe and I thought it was camera flashes! Haha

    Dumb, tweet, iCackled at Zindzi’s response:

    @MissZindzi: Barack Obama RT @buccibandana What was the President’s name in 1975?

  64. December 30, 2010 at 12:22 am

    I’m still crying laughing… This was epic (though technically, thinking about these grammatically challenged tweeters is actually quite depressing)

  65. Tam
    December 30, 2010 at 12:50 am

    I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. I’m over here CRYING! My husband thinks I’m crazy because I did a couch slide on to the floor while reading this post. This is exactly what I needed today so THANK YOU!

  66. December 30, 2010 at 12:57 am

    I’m mad that 100+ people retweeted those misspelled tweets by Tyrese, Chris Brown, etc. ((smdh))

    • December 30, 2010 at 1:51 am

      You know folks love the drama! lol

  67. @NubianCzar
    December 30, 2010 at 2:38 am


    I died TWICE and Jesus brought me back LOLOL

    Thanks for wetting my eyes for an hour

    • December 30, 2010 at 3:05 am

      Praise 5 lb 7 oz sweet alabaster brown baby Jesus!!

      • DumbNiggerette
        January 3, 2011 at 5:28 pm

        Jesus was white.

  68. BEHM777
    December 30, 2010 at 12:36 pm

    I hate that I figured this out, but “sullibant” is supposed to be “celibate”. I am just glad that @slimthugga isn’t my son.

  69. December 30, 2010 at 2:32 pm


    This was hilarious! I love that Tyrese posts dumb shit on Twitter and has a book coming out. Makes me feel like my NYT Bestselling dreams aren’t in vain.

    My favorite dumb ass tweet was from someone who said they love watching #sesemystreet.



    • December 31, 2010 at 2:39 pm

      Big Bird, Elmo, Ernie, Bert, Oscar, Cookie Monster and friends have just cried their eyes out over WHOEVER tweeted misspelling the street they’ve lived on for over 40 yrs (at least I think it’s been 40 yrs, I’m only 25)

  70. Tobi
    December 30, 2010 at 2:44 pm

    These have made my day. I am over here crying.

  71. December 30, 2010 at 7:55 pm

    Please forward this link to all of the above tweeters:

    It is a guide to avoiding common spelling errors in the language of dumb ass.

    I figured it would be useful.

    (*note* It was super hard for me not to add a misspelling or two for kicks, but I have a thing against that squiggly red line that displays all of my spelling errors that the aforementioned tweeters have some sort of immunity to).

  72. December 31, 2010 at 6:48 am

    #25 misspelling AND typo!! I mean sometimes it’s hard to control your fingers on a kainoard, but REALLY!! :p

  73. @Tyrese
    December 31, 2010 at 7:21 am

    I made the list twice? It’s a Mr. Meanor what you do people.

    • January 1, 2011 at 4:03 am

      *squints* Is that really you, Tyrese???

  74. […] 25 Dumbest Tweets of 2010…AwesomelyLuvvie […]

  75. December 31, 2010 at 12:23 pm

    I knew reading this was certain death…

  76. December 31, 2010 at 2:49 pm


    I died but Jesus sent me back *OhMy*

  77. BAnjeeB
    December 31, 2010 at 2:59 pm

    Just so funny! Thank you for these.

  78. […] Awesomely Luvvie: 25 Dumbest Tweets of 2010 […]

  79. […] upon a 10 things That didn’t happen in 2010 list, and a 25 worst tweets of 2010 write up recently, which inspired this one. Not albums from ’10 any of them, in fact most of […]

  80. January 2, 2011 at 8:46 pm

    I’m literally in tears, grammatical errors make me laugh so hard. This is my most favourite blog post of all times.

    (P.s in Jamaica we spell favorite as favourite)
    Just letting it be known 😉 lol.

    • January 10, 2011 at 8:36 am

      Jamaica and all the rest of the Commonwealth countries 🙂

  81. January 2, 2011 at 10:05 pm

    I laughed so hard I almost wet myself. My timeline has just caught on to this post and I’m dying with how they’re using the mistakes. But seriously English is a dying language .. SMH .. Escape goat?! Really wah di bumboclaat? But my favourite would have to be Self of Steam 0_o Im going to use that in an email soon and traumatize my father

  82. Mali
    January 2, 2011 at 11:31 pm

    this was pure hilarity! I thought I was alone in spotting these nuances! And so right, TYRESE does it the most whilst being so prophetic! I can’t…dead.wid.laff

  83. January 3, 2011 at 1:45 pm

    Absolutely hilarious!

  84. January 3, 2011 at 10:59 pm

    As usual Luvvie is trying to cause me to choke ta def…..don’t appreciate it lol

  85. Caspercutie
    January 4, 2011 at 8:33 pm

    I had to catch my breath from laughing so hard at this post. Freaking hilarious!

  86. January 4, 2011 at 10:57 pm

    I can’t believe I just had the time to read this. I am laughing so hard. “Pedal Stool” OMGoodness! Thanks for the laugh and check out We of Hue (formerly Moms of Hue).

  87. January 15, 2011 at 3:58 am

    i got one for 2011:

    “#Mainchick eats flaming young & #Sidechick eats Mcdonalds …LoL”

    he meant filet mignon. and flaming young doesnt even sound appealing…

  88. Erin
    January 20, 2011 at 9:03 am

    I’m sitting here looking at my phone laughing probably looking crazy as hell…what is heights of magnesium??? Low selves of steam….escape goat??? Is this real life…it can’t be! You are hilarious!

  89. Phoenix Nicole
    February 3, 2011 at 1:49 pm

    I know it isn’t 2010 anymore, but I just ran across this tweet, and I quote, “I just mite haft to commit sue aside if I don’t get any pu**y soon…” Sue aside? I won’t even go in on the rest of the tweet… x_x #dead

    • February 6, 2011 at 12:32 pm

      SUE ASIDE???? You know what???? iCan’t.

  90. TK
    February 10, 2011 at 2:54 am

    Ok so to defend #7, that was just a simple TYPO. The letter(S) is right next to the letter(D). But as far as all the rest, they sound retarded!!!

  91. Moni
    February 17, 2011 at 10:41 am

    That was the funniest ever!!! I used to do the same thing with FB status updates! It used to piss me off, but now I just realize that people are really dumb.

  92. February 24, 2011 at 4:55 am

    […] final fave comes from the 25 Dumbest Tweets of 2010: “Ladies that fall in luv with other peoples boyfriends have low selves of […]

  93. MrsT
    February 25, 2011 at 3:07 pm

    I know I’m super late in reading this, but it had me IN TEARS just the same. I think Tyrese was trying to say PROVERBIAL forgiver. o__0

  94. March 8, 2011 at 10:05 pm

    That’s a mess. Which is why I check and double-check with my spell check before I give ANY tweet the green light. 😉

  95. April 1, 2011 at 7:20 pm

    I. Can’t. #Breeve.
    Sweet Baby Jesus, help me! How I need thee Lord! ROTFL!!!!

  96. zee
    April 6, 2011 at 12:23 pm

    OMG i cried with laughter! had to take breaks inbetween as well. that bad (or good depending how u look at it!) lol worst part is i’m in actually in a silent part of the library with only one other person who by now must believe i’m insane! ah well! 😛

    great stuff!

  97. April 13, 2011 at 6:49 pm

    i just can’t with the stupidity… buuuuuuut it makes for superb levels of entertainment when i’m supposed to be working…

  98. Adiya
    May 14, 2011 at 9:44 pm

    Gaddam! I have to tweet this hehehhe

  99. Leo the Yardie Chick
    May 17, 2011 at 9:53 am

    I have a fresh 2011 contender:

    @cosmonaut84 Beau Brayfield
    i stil think donald trump shuld reconsidir, he wud good this county into good place #trump2012

  100. May 18, 2011 at 4:30 pm

    i am soooo late, but wow if this didn’t just make my day. gosh. that dumbest tweets blog just got my vote!

  101. DS
    June 1, 2011 at 4:55 am

    This shit had me ROLLING. LMFAO

  102. minacakes
    June 1, 2011 at 10:16 pm

    For the first time in my life my ability to read is a handicap b/c I had to reread some of those SEVERAL times just to understand what they were trying to say. I guess this is the new thing now- Twitterfied Anglish

    • June 4, 2011 at 8:43 am

      I really hope Twitterfied Anglish doesn’t become the new thing. I’d really weep for humanity.

  103. Rachel
    June 14, 2011 at 9:08 pm

    I don’t know what to say. Speechless…and I didn’t even have to use a dictionary to spell anything in this entire paragraph correctly. I hesitate to have children, because if they end up like any of these idiots, I will kill them. Seriously.

  104. Social305
    June 17, 2011 at 11:22 am

    I couldn’t understand most of what they were trying to say until I read your commentary. This is sad and twitter is the DEBIL!!!!

  105. monique
    July 30, 2011 at 9:32 pm

    this post made my night! thank you……. still snickering…….

  106. August 10, 2011 at 3:07 pm

    I love this stuff! Very funny.

  107. August 16, 2011 at 5:29 pm

    People crack me up.

  108. August 18, 2011 at 6:17 pm

    OMG. I’m crying!

  109. Negative Nancy and Dumb Cheekie | Naturally Alise
    August 23, 2011 at 10:12 pm

    […] like “Eff a complex being!”  They have signs and everything, not really, but they #minuswell.   For example, today folks were talking about the alleged false separation story  of Will and […]

  110. September 4, 2011 at 8:50 am

    I am sooooooooo late to this post, but boy if this didn’t make my damn day!!! I am crying! I have real tears of laughter.

  111. […] 25 Dumbest Tweets of 2010 * Dear Lil Kim, the Mixtape and Nicki Minaj Beef. Girl… * APimpNamedSlickFront: Whose Uncle […]

  112. October 23, 2011 at 6:31 pm

    I just have to say – why haven’t I found this site before? This was hilarious! Twitter English has found its way into the school system. My friend who is a middle school teacher showed me some papers she was correcting, and so many of them looked like texting shortcuts. SMH…

    Awesome site Luvvie. I will be back! And I will keep spell checking my tweets! ;D

  113. November 23, 2011 at 7:00 pm

    so glad I didn’t make this list! i was crying! lmao I hope you get the thanksgiving plate pics from tomorrow.

  114. Erika
    December 1, 2011 at 10:16 am

    You forgot to add tweets from MIKE EPPS! I had to stop following him bc I was losing IQ points reading them….smh

  115. cary
    December 5, 2011 at 8:45 pm

    ok, thank you for sharing!

  116. December 27, 2011 at 12:01 am

    […] year, Miss Zindzi and I collaborated to bring you the 25 Dumbest Tweets of 2010, summarizing a year’s worth of stupidity on Twitter into 25 highlights (or lowlights, […]

  117. […] DumbestTweets.com and see the “25 Dumbest Tweets of 2010” from last […]

  118. […] * 50 Dumbest Tweets of 2011: Part 1 * 50 Dumbest Tweets of 2011: Part 2 * 25 Dumbest Tweets of 2010 […]

  119. BklynBabe
    January 5, 2012 at 2:30 am

    The s being next to the d is the difference between sick and dick….
    Maybe that’s why all these celebs have herpes?

    ps…you may want to check out you tube comments…peep this gem

    onlyprincessRayRay I love Cars That Go Boom ! i was me and my possy wit bunny d .we were crusin in the jag or the lambregney

    onlyprincessRayRay i mean it was

    (Smh…smh again)

  120. IfYouEverComeBack
    February 13, 2012 at 10:48 pm

    Now I understand that sometimes you misspell things and not everyone has the internet browser that shows you your spelling misktakes. However if you are going to post soemthing on a public forum proof read it first. Then again some people are just idiots.

  121. […] It’s called DumbestTweets.com, and it’s over a year old. Also, I created a “25 Dumbest Tweets of 2011” post back in December 2011 and a “50 Dumbest Tweets of 2011“ post (well, 2 […]

  122. Cabeza Grande
    July 3, 2012 at 10:24 pm

    Thank you. The “minus well” tweet was the proof I needed when someone doubted me that there are folks who actually think “might as well” is spelled that way. The first time I saw it I thought they were referring to a hole in the ground where you find subtraction symbols.

  123. […] 25 dumbest tweets of the year. […]

  124. […] 25 Dumbest Tweets of 2010 […]

  125. […] 25 Dumbest Tweets of 2010 […]

  126. May 15, 2013 at 12:04 am

    Why oh why am I just finding out about this???
    OMG you guys made my day. I could not even understand half of those tweets until you somewhat translated them back to English in your commentary. Bahahahah!

  127. November 5, 2013 at 10:26 am

    […] actually the area I still struggle with most. As Luvvie would say, it’s probably a low shelf of steam issue. I have to give a lot of credit here to my husband, mother, and close friends who encourage […]

  128. Phoebe
    November 24, 2013 at 7:34 pm

    Apparently Tyrese also thinks that Pounds and Euros are the same thing

  129. Phoebe
    November 24, 2013 at 8:03 pm

    Luvvie you #shouldof put an “NSFW disclaimer”. This had me cackling in the office like the wicked witch of the west and now my boss is side eyeing me cos he knows I ain’t working

  130. December 26, 2013 at 12:39 am

    […] Props to @MissZindzi, who’s been running the Dumbest Tweets blog with me and she helped kick off the first ever list (25 Dumbest Tweets of 2010). […]

  131. TheBarberLady
    May 27, 2014 at 7:03 pm

    I can’t believe Tyrese’s “Aurthur” announcement didn’t make the cut!! Maybe that particular blunder was made in 2011.