The Breakfast Song is Awesomely Foolish
My boy Crownie is such a damn enabler, sending me these videos continually. He is like my foolery dealer. We were once again on gchat when he sent me this gem a bit back. And below is our conversation that ensued as we watched.
Luvvie: bwahahahahahahaha omg! cackles
Crownie: *dead* iCANNOT. iWILLNOT
Luvvie: I think He callin me home after this. hahahahahahahahaha iShant.
Crownie: okay?!?! he said…. “no mo nuts of grapes” *goes on to Glory*
Luvvie: Flat. lined. “no mo’ chicken and po’k chops.” aint we talmbout breakfast??? The hell are you eating pork chops for breakfast for?
Crownie: ;lsdf;lkjs;lgjfd RIGHT! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO SUGAR AND RIIIICEEEE LMAOOOOO
Luvvie: hahahahaha *convulses* iCant with your people. I just cannot!
Crownie: them is YO folks! don’t you put that evil on me!
Luvvie: hell naw they not! hahahaha and they actually REHEARSED this song and was like “YES. this is THA JOINT!”
Crownie: RIGHT. that poor woman in the RED… she is soooo insignificant. sooo irrelevant. LMAOOOOOOOO lawd jesus WHY? this belongs on a local access channel
Luvvie: she looks like she’s thinking “this is some bullshit”
Crownie: not on somebody’s NEWS. deadddd she prolly whooped his ASS once this aired and she saw that she looked like a buffoon. just IGNANT
Luvvie: lady in red: “this is what i get for tryna pay sister o’dell back. public embarassment”
Crownie: ____________________________________
Luvvie: she is like “who gon head ursher section 43 now? my church career is in shambles! who gon get my white gloves?”
Crownie: -dead- who gon get passa his urange juice?!?!
Luvvie: and hand him his tricolor bible? I been doin it for 45 yrs and I aint neva had to do some shit like this
Crownie: who gon take off his jacket when him feels the ghost?!?!
Luvvie: who gon throw the cape over his shoulders?
Crownie: LAWWWDDD WHO GON’ HOLD HIS MULE WHEN HE SHOUTS?!?!?
Luvvie: hahahahahahahaha and spritz his hair back with pro-styl gel when he sweats? who???
Crownie: kjrlkjfljdsgkjlqkweflwekgjneklt ooooh lawwwddd
Luvvie: ahahahaha I am thru. do you hear me?? thru with your negroids!
Crownie: tell yo cousin’ and aunt bertha that im quitting youtube cuzza dem!
Luvvie: bwahahahaha it aint my fault that your Great God Aunt Eunice got played!
Crownie: LMMFAO
Luvvie: youtube is the gateway to hell
Crownie: ain’t it?
Luvvie: isweahfo frankincense, gold and myrrh
Crownie: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL evil abounds…..the devil is BUSY.
Luvvie: the devil is a state of Illinois social worker. SWAMPED w/ work!
I watched this video many times and laughed so hard for so long. Good times, I tells ya.
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This song is EVERYTHING. I remember I had it downloaded at one point. That lady, though. And her look of “this ninja better be happy I luhhh him.”
I hear he died, though. Of a heart condition… *insert breakfast in heaven reference here*
LMAO! That woman does NOT look pleased in the least bit. She tried.
Why is this so much work?!?!? SOMEBODY COME GET THEY DEACON!!!
Right! Deacon Jenkins got on TV and CUT UP!
I’m dead.
You’ve gone too far with this one. I’m through with you.
YOU LOVE ME MAX!!!
I SAW THIS LIVE. It was on the morning show in Tupelo, Mississippi. My world has been in shambles ever since.
YOU. SAW. THIS. LIVE????? OMG! Regale me w/ tales! How??? Did you fall out your chair?
the devil is the fact that i will probably have that damn song stuck in my head all day! damn you, luvvie!
Yeah it’s RIDICULOUSLY catchy. Aren’t all the worst songs?
I’m in here crying. I’m sorry to hear he passed away. I can’t mess with you today. I need to get to gloray!!
Aaawwww I ain’t know he passed away. I guess no more breakfast for him for real 🙁
**quietly goes to the kitchen and makes a bowl of sugar and rice to see what it tastes like**
I’m sorry…is that a picture of Elvis in the background?
That’s a GOOD mess! I never noticed that.
Who in the good heavens drink soda pop and apple pie for BREAKFAST?!
We need an updated First Lady Michelle Obama remix….for the kids.
They clearly ain’t scared of the diabeetus and the gout. Their idea of breakfast is ALL twisted!
this right hear makes u want to put on all white and seat somebody. yes he sure did quote a nutrition fact before he told us we don’t need no mo po chops on light bread w/ nuts of grape cereal when we get to heaven. aaaand he actually had the foods in categories, meats, juices, cereals, etc LUVVIE you made my day!! *leaves hummin & doing the usher sway*
LOL @ the usher sway. GURL!!!
Yer Most Memorable Awesomelynessis,
THIS. RIGHT. HERE:
Where I got my “Name” i.e. – Lite Bread from. It’s in this … uh … er …. ‘song’.
First real item I think I left at your place, Luvvie.
(Reader Note: That’s not “I left my Jockey’s at yer place”. That’s I left a Comment at her House of IG.)
Yes indeedt! I so remember the day you bestowed yourself w/ this name. Good times, Litey. Good times.
iQuit I simply quit Nuts of Grapes?!?! Luvvie, My life space just ain’t right no mo.
LMAO!!! My lifespace wasn’t right the moment I saw this!
i am DONE!! Completely and utterly done! no mo pok chops, no mo nut grapes(!) no mo luvvie! cuz i’m jus gone gone gone to glory!
Well then you won’t need no more breakfast either, since you gone to glory and whatnot.
One of these days I’m gonna do my name some justice and become Great God Aunt Eunice. I’ll change my last name to Jenkins and get a big church hat.
Damn they starving us! No oatmeal? No more maple syrup motha’ fugah puhlease.
And she look like she is not happy to be singing this song… I know she is like no more Cap’n Crunch?!!!!!!!!!!
No mo fried chicken, no doughnuts, no apple pie what? No mixed fruit? hold up… WTH?!
If you in heaven you gettin’ all that! o___O
LMAO omg Luvvie I am quiting you again!
This is fuckery …. my stomach is growling…
good night!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Pause::Imma need for him to not be reusing breakfast foods…hence the pork chop insertion. Lol colored people…why black people, WHAY!
Pork chops for breakfast though??? I mean really???
Yeah so I’m mad that I am at work and can’t watch the video yet, cause something tells me I will be literally ROFL
Let me know when you watch it. Chile, u gon fall out.
I’m mad he shimmying like this is the JAM.
Also, why look like the Old Navy Preacher about the face when the camera is pulled back a bit?
Oooo u right! He does look like Deacon old Navy! They got matching toupees and errthang!
Sooooo you know I firmly believe it is your mission to get me fired. I am soooo glad I watched this at home. It is now on my FB and I will be humming in my head the part where he is like “I’ll be gooowonnn wonnne”
Luvvie, this is IGNANCE to the nth degree!
I laughed throughout, but this exchange made me lose it:
Crownie: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL evil abounds…..the devil is BUSY.
Luvvie: the devil is a state of illinois social worker. SWAMPED w/ work!
SO CRAZY!
(LOL Lite Bread!)
That was the county-est thing i’ve ever seen in my life Super-duper local TV. My man was swinging that thing like it was an Al Green song. Completely impossible to watch it with a straight face.
All the sh*t that he said no more of… I WANT NAAAOOOOO!!! I JUST ate but this song made me HONGRY! lol
So many instruments and they are singing over a prerecorded track…
Who is in charge of their rhyming game, that person gets all the high fives. Ill be walking thru the store tomorrow to try to find more cereals that rhyme…and modifying when necessary…
Where is this filmed? I need to go to that place bc they keep their breakfast game tight.
I cant believe I can even type this thru my tears…that was the funniest shit i have seen since the last time i was on this blog…which i am pretty sure was like yesterday.
Luvvie…I am THU’ wit CHU’
You can clearly see they ran out of brefas’ foods about about 3:23 and went on to soda pop and such. You are wrong for sharing this…iCANT
…had another thought…maybe the LIR (lady in red) was praying that he would “go on home” while they were sangin’
Can we talk about how stiff that woman’s hairhat is? I ain’t even realize that it was pulled into a ponytail until a good three minutes into the video