I Got My Najiramba On
So y’all know that episode of Martin where he just came up missing and sent Gina a tape saying he had to go find himself? And then they found him in some sort of cult place where he was rocking half a fro, half braids while rocking a brown sack? Well, yeah, that was me this past week. Well, minus the cult and messed up hairhat. And minus the sack. And I also wasn’t finding myself or nothing because I’m right here. And I’m too shallow to go on any “introspection” journeys. I know I’m senile, but the only time I lose myself is when Google Maps does me wrong.
Ok so maybe it wasn’t like that Martin episode afterall. But still. I did get my Najiramba on. What I DID do, however, was come up missing to get some peace and quiet in my life.
When I realized that I wanted to jump off the nearest stepstool for no apparent reason is when I was like “Self?” My self said “Huh?” And then I said “Ya know what? Go have a seat. You’re doing the most.” So I did. I unplugged from the matrix. No Twitter, GChat or blogging. I didn’t update my Facebook page either. And I was emailing very little. I did use Tumblr though. It’s quiet over there. Y’all KNOW that’s big because I’m Madame Web Addict.
LOL the folks on Twitter were most concerned. I signed on and saw a bunch of “Where’s Luvvie?” Some folks thought I was spending my time. Cloud10LV even created a missing poster.
LMAO @ Luvvisha I. Grant. LAWD.
But yes, now I’s back. And the roast is full in me. The rants are a-plenty.
TAKE ME HOME, BROTHER ROCK!!! *throws rock through eWindow*
P.S. What have I missed? What do I need to blog about? Who needs a sternly-worded letter? FILL A SISTA IN!
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25 Comments
Glad to see you are back…I thought you were at the CBC stuff. I figured you were just off some place having fun. Hope you are refreshed…
CBC was really good though. And yes, I am refreshed!
Four words: Eddie Long’s Biker Shorts. That is all. **high five**
Yes Lawd!! Please write Eddie and his onsie wearing ass a long, long letter….
This seems to be the consensus. I may have it make it happen.
LMAO!!! Crank me them pictures!
We was worried bout you! Totally understand the need to unplug. Need to do so my damn self. *grumbles*
Ricky, it’s def needed sometimes. Do it!
While you’re getting on Bishop Long’s onesie, can we talk about his lace front hair hat? He know good & dang on well he been running around in pictures with the top of that head shining, hairline running in reverse & erythang, now he wanna have curly hair?!!
Co-sign on the lacefront leisure curl. I have been waiting for you and Kindred to get all into that thang right there!!
Girl… Eddie is just O__o
That hairhat of his is ALLAWAY wrong. I may go on ahead and roast that.
Najiramba!! RambaNaji!!
Talk about Eddie Long’s terrible lacefront!
Yes indeed! I think I shall.
I missed Eddie Long’s lacefront fiasco (slept through that) so I can’t comment on him but what I WOULD like to know is where do I find the petition to keep Real & Chance off of any form of tv/reality show ever again for the rest of eternity?? These fools make Flava Flav ALMOST look intelligent. SMH…
Real and Chance are a duo of belligerent dummies.
I don’t know if you want to get into it, but Mr. Eddie Long needs a STERNLY WORDED LETTER!!!! We missed you!!!
I assumed you were at CBC getting your groove back. We know what goes down at conferences *disapproving glance*
Eddie Long needs a very sternly worded letter
so do his biker shorts
Missed you luvvie!!
I’m glad you are back. 🙂
Yer Most Awesomelynesses,
And here I thought you’d just run off wit a whiteboy (shamein’ the family and the BC an’ all).
Glad yer back! I’m certainly ready 4 some foolish-net.
Post about yer love-life! Inquirin’ minds wanta NO! (And I’ll be green with envy …)
Saddle ‘er up an’ “Ride the Pony”!
Uh … I mean … write some posts … ok?
i’m so glad you’re back!!!
*DEAD* at you contemplating jumping off a stool!! You is a damn fool!!! rotfl
Well you did say you were going to unplug but we didn’t believe you and plus you was still on when you said you were actually going to take a break o__O
Glad your back… your girl LILO got hemmed up but they going go soft on her cuz u know she got friends… o__O
And you heard about Bishop Not So Long… Lawd …
Welcome Back!!!
Welcome home soul sista!
It’s good to be back!