Doing the Dougie Can Be Dangerous
This whole week has been an abundance in ratchetness. Online and offline. Foolery has ruled everything around me (FREAM). Anywho, folks have been tryna murk my soul, sending me a bunch of foolishness they’ve found on YouTube. Well, someone sent me this video below and I realized I first saw it on Miss Jia’s site a coupla weeks back. And it is no less hilarious as it was then. I watched it 10 more times.
And yes, you can laugh. He survived without being hurt much.
AND BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *falls all the way out* This dude did the dougie in the streets and got hit by an Ice Cream truck. There’s so many things wrong with this.
First of all, the dude holding the camera needs not pull it so close to his face when his teeth need ultimate braces. Sir, please give us three feet. Thanks.
Then, the Dougieing fool. Somebody must have JUST taught him how to dougie, because homeboy is EAGER to show off them new moves of his. So eager that he wanted to take it to the streets. Literally. It is BROAD DAYLIGHT. Dude steps off the sidewalk, nods his head and walks backwards into the streets. Allow me to be Inspector Obvious when I say so this is a CONSCIOUS effort to dance in the middle of the streets at high noon!
Multiple cars pass by to serve as some sort of warning to this dude that the street he is currently dougieing on is fully functional. But no. No. This idiot does not take heed. Next thing,
HONK!
*puts arm out*
*MURKED*
Sir, what was the arm out gonna do? I just… HERE is where I fell out. That ice cream truck hit him so PROPER!!! And the dummy holding the camera talmbout “Oh sh*t.” NO sh*t! You watched the dummy go play in traffic. You ain’t say nothing before, so you’re an accessory to the dummy for aiding and abeding the complete foolishness. <– my lawyer friends will be proud of what I did there.
The power of the dougie may be strong, but it cannot protect you from moving vehicles. People, take heed. .
Moral of the Story: Well there are many.
* Doing the dougie can be dangerous
* Friends don’t let friends do the dougie (or any other dance) in the streets (especially not in broad daylight)
* If he had a Sassy Gay Friend, this could have been avoided. Everyone needs a Sassy Gay Friend to tell them “Look at your life! Look at your choices!”
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laughing.too.damn.hard…
You too? LOL This vidjo is HILAR!
I don’t even know what to say. Am I a bad person for the fact that I was mostly bored and disgusted until he got hit by the truck? Cuz then everything after that got to be hee larry us. Hmmm
But, on another note – I probably should contact my sassy gay friend to thank him for always keeping me in line and reminding me to get my life right. LOL
You aren’t a bad person. You are each one of us. lol And yes. SassyGayFriend Appreciation Day should be real. After seeing this video. And others like it.
Did his friend say “Oh shit” at the end like that wasn’t bound to happen? I love the horns and the music cutting also. Definitely adds a bit of drama to the fucked-upness of the whole situation. Lawd help these folks. Dougieing is gon’ get them killt!
http://www.dramabutton.com <— click that so u can see what should have played when the dummy was bout to get hit.
I would go tell his dumb self to go play in traffic, but uh… He’d just survive, apparently.
I’m baffled. Was there not enough sidewalk for you to show your ‘doug-nificence,’ playboy?
You can’t even dougie well, so – what?- you really couldn’t be bothered to keep that in your living room like everyone else, huh?
And did that text box really just say “Thumbs up if you dougie in the street”? o_O
So many questions, not enough answers…
“Was there not enough sidewalk for you to show your ‘doug-nificence,’ playboy?”
x_x <—–#dead
Apparently, the sideway wasn’t good enough for his dougie. He had to take it to the streets. These dummies here…
I ought be shamed for laughing at this but why oh why are you are grown ass man doing the dougie in the middle of the street a busy street…dude almost got mucked a couple of times! and like the other commenter said “oh shit” like dude you let your man go out in the middle of a busy street to do the dougie and NONE of you thought he MIGHT just POSSIBLY get hit…
smh insanity
and dude’s friend didn’t even run over there he was taking his time walking over
ok i need to stop watching this
RIGHT!!! GROWN as all to be. In a street. Doing a ridiculous dance. In daylight. Getting hit isn’t a possibility but an inevitability. I can’t say I feel bad.
oooh, i just found your site a couple of days ago and have been dying evurry since!
YAYYY!!! Welcome to Case de Ratchetness! I hope you take off ur coat and stay a while. Glad to have ya!
I already told you… I don’t trust ANYTHING about that Dougie dance. Just don’t trust it.
The dougie is just a mess. WOMP!
“Foolery has ruled everything around me (FREAM)”
Really Luvie? ROFL…thank you for the quote of the day ~_*
LOL u’s welcome!
I LOVE this video. Mostly because, what are the chances you get hit by an ice cream truck…and what are the chances you get hit by one that’s going faster than an ice cream truck normally goes?
I love Earth. Where ish like this happens.
“I love Earth. Where ish like this happens.”
Earth is so much better than Mars. Although the Ice cream man prolly had Mars ice cream. But that’s neither here nor there.
What could possibly go wrong? You know, besides having evidence against your health insurance claim? Stupidity is not covered.
Insurance def doesn’t cover stupidity.
flippin’ hilarious!!! cannot stop watching!
I’ve watched it no less than 10 times. Join the club.
I’m still comfrused by the teefs at the beginning…
Looking like he’s been chewing on bricks. Chile…
That’s what his big sloppy ass gets!! Dancing to some shit that my 16yr does…boy, bye!
LMAO! Right.
*reads post*
*sees vidjo*
*COMMENCES TO LAUGHING MY ARSE OFF*
I just….*wiping tears*…but….*damn near on the flo’*…why did he…*holding my tummy*
And his friend….
I.JUST.CANNOT!!!
THIS is what I needed in my life at 11:16om in this law school library. I now feel like going on…*cues Eddie Kane, Jr*
Thanks Luvvie! Thy ratchetness has given me life once again!!!
*curtsies* My pleasure.
I can’t go in on this, Luvvie. The braces? The black bear in the street? The side to side step? The folded arms? THE ICE CREAM TRUCK???????????????????????
FUCK. YOUR. LIFE! *DEAD AND FOLKS SPITTING ON MY COFFIN*
BYE REGGIE! LMAO!
my stomach hurts from laughin so damn hard!!! what’s even more fucked up is the more i watch it the funnier it gets!!
The Power of the Dougie. LMAOOO!!! I’ve watched this clip more times than I can count and it never gets any less funny.
then when he got hit…all the music and fun stops…then there’s this silence and then aw shit! HEE HEE HEE
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I have seen this somewhere else before and it was still just as funny. I know Martha Reeves told us about “Dancing In The Streets” but man that was 45 years ago (1965). Streets ain’t safe as they used to be in the Johnson era (wink)
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WHAT WHAT WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Look at his life, look at his choices. SMH.