Michelle Obama Loves Red Velvet and I Love She
As if FLOTUS Michelle Obama wasn’t already the bombest of the diggities. I watched a clip of the interview she did on Jay Leno last night and she was talmbout how her birthday just passed. Her mom and the kids decided to make her favorite cake: RED VELVET! Some of you already know of my obsession with everything red velvet. I even have a “Red Velvet Love” pinterest board.
YES MA’AM!!! My fandom just turned to standom. MICH-O is the homie!
Oh, and also, shoutout to the fact that she called “gorgeous.” Shelly O beter SAY THAT! My president is FAHNAH than sliced frog hair. I ain’t e’em lying. And he sings to her all the time with that voice we previewed when he was all “AHHHH I’m so in love with you!” Many women threw their bloomers at him from afar and I can’t even blame them. And Michelle talmbout ”He sings to me all the time. Al Green, Marvin Gaye, Stevie…” LISTEN! How they only have 2 children is beyond me because let that be me? I’ma just leave that here and walk away before I get myself in trouble.
The Obamas are everything. That is all. Carry on with your day.
Oh and this picture? LIFE.
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That pic of Michelle you posted is PURE, UNADULTERATED LIFE!!! She is everything and everyone better respect her smooth brown skin and the visible guns under the shirt
And you’re right. Let me be her and President Obama be singing to me. I’d have at LEAST 4 more kids…one per year.
(it definitely just occurred to me that this is probably part of why the first family is going so hard in the paint on reproductive healthcare for all. just saying: planning that parenthood is REAL!)
I swear she is like everyones favorite Auntie. The rich one that lives out of town. The one you wait all year for her to come to Thankgiving to see what fly ish she has on this year. The one you try and steal hand bags and shoes from. But also the one you talk to about problems you dont want to or cant tell yo mama cuz you know she been there done that. All little brown girls should look up to her. I do and I’m grown. I want that hair and them muscles.
All. Of. This.
I LOVE MY FLOTUS!!
…and you know the advice she’d give would be that TRUTH and she would call you to follow up on the issue to see if you need more encouragement….
FLOTUS is my SHERO….
Yes Yes Yes!!!! She is my first, my last, my errrrthang!! lady!
yaaasss with the followup. you’d know she was going to check back in so you’d have to act right going forward and if not, she would be all disappointed but not shame you for it, just try to help you again which would put you on the shame-driven straight and narrow…!
Yer Mostest Awesomelynessis,
Yeah, well … I gots problems wit The First Lady. Wit a capital “P”. Yes, Miss, I do.
Goes like this … (puts on an R. Kelly track …)
She gonna ruin eternity fer me, ‘cause when I see pictures of her (especially like that one you have up in her Red Velvet get-up) I’m on thin ice with God.
OT & NT
“Thou shall not Covet thy fellow man’s wife”
And from the Lord’s Sermon on the Mount “But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart”
Yep. Mrs Obama, she causin’ me real trouble.
(PS: Luvvie? I hand-make a fab-u-lis Red Velvet Cake. Really, I do. Kids Testify!)
L “With the apron on” B
*J-set TWIRLS*…she is ERRYTHANG and then some!! And yeah…I woulda had 15 kids by Obama by now. LMAO!
Listen man… I am a Shelly stan fo life. If seems as if she does everything with such ease. Its funny tho b/c their relationship & looks remind me a lot of my father and mother. I see ‘Rack being segzy and all be also look like my daddy… soooo whomp. LOL. =/
Love her…. she is definitely the proper role model. Hasn’t been anyone as lovely and graceful since the Kennedy’s…
I love red velvet everything…Luvvie when you come back to NYC we are going to have a red velvet party with red velvet everythang!!!