Halle Berry and Gabe Aubry’s Sketch Artist is Hilariously Biased
Halle Berry is taking her baby daddy Gabe Aubry to court for a restraining order and to get full custody of Nahla or something like that. I haven’t kept track of the trial at all and I really don’t think I give any dambs. No shade.
But my girl Jen Wang of Disgrasian sent me the pictures below and I hollered. They’re from the court case going on and she took a picture of the coverage on the news. They’re of Halle and Gabe, but they’re clearly biased.
Halle looks gorgeous, even in 2D and with random shading. The chick is effortlessly fierce and the sketch brings out her eyes. YES MA’AM! You better BE FAHN. Shoo… as she gives fierce in that courtroom!
And then, I present to you the sketch of Gabe.
HA! Who is this stranger bish? It surely isn’t Gabe’s segzy self. The man who looks like this has been turned into some sort of shifty-eyed truck driver who snacks on chewing tobacco. I mean I know everyone can’t be as fine as Halle in a court sketch but Gabriel Aubry is super cute. Clearly, this sketch artist is on team Halle because he/she was all “Hmph. I know this dude ain’t shit and I will draw him accordingly.” iHoller every time I look at this picture because that doesn’t even look like Nahla’s daddy. The dude in this picture probably still rocks Von Dutch hats. Chile… iCan’t.
“Gabriel looks like a cross between tweaked out Johnny Depp, that dude from Lost, and Fu Manchu if he were a nasty hobo.” – Jen
She ain’t never lied. Too doggone funny!
Am I the only one who finds this hilarious?