Aftermath to the Blog eShindig!
The eShindig for my 150th post was BANANAS (No Gwen)!!! LiteBread had to get put out for getting too drunk and flirting with all the women (and at one point, the wall), but somehow made his way back. Amymay ate too many wangs and fell asleep on the floor. PBG 2-stepped her way into hurting feet. Crownie got put out for doing the Stanky Leg AND the Heel toe. I let him bak in after he called me Queen of the Eyebrows (Eyebrowliciious).
Flattery gets you EVERYWHERE. Alise got quitted for her party contribution of Blue Magic grease and “gently used Yaki Mama Tina Hairhat Lacefront”. I can’t stand her and her dehydrated coiffure. BBMo got booed after her toast so she cussed everyone out. This party ROCKED. Thanks for all that came.
Me? I’m a bit under the weather (maybe from all the hoopla). Thugs don’t get sick *side-eye*. The cold virus just b*tch-slapped me and has rendered me useless. Kept me from work yesterday and will probably keep me from work today since I’m not feeling any better. Me and the couch have been one and the same for the past 24 hours. I feel like shitty’s step-sister, crap. Plus I sound like a pre-pubescent boy, with breaking voice. None of this is segzy.
And no, I won’t take medicine. Why? Because medicine is icky @ me. Syrups are the devil’s tea and they usually taste like grape soda, beets and morning breath. iRefuse. And pills aren’t much better. I even refuse to take those One-A-Day vitamins because I can taste the pill when I swallow it (plus those things are HUGE). Me and my Flintstone Gummies Vitamins are a good team, thankyouverymuch.
*cough*
*hack*
*sneeze*
Ok fine. Maybe I’ll take half a Tylenol or something.
That’s my cue to exit. Catch y’all later!
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Feel better, Luvvie. Maybe you should get some chewable vitamin C. They boost your immune system and they taste just like candy!
feel better!
xoxo
vixen
Awesomelyness,
Awwwww, girl, I feel bad for you! Rest it up!
Need me to rub your feet and back?
Least I could do for havin’ my sorry a@@ at the party.
Oh, and after cleaning up from the party, did you find any spare bits of clothing? Uh, some might be mine …
P.S. And a BIG Thx to all the girls who gave me FAKE cell numbers at the party…
I hope you feel better.
BTW, I was watching Be Cool two days ago, and couldn't help but think of you? Have you ever seen it? It features, near the end (I haven't seen the whole thing yet myself), Christina Milian in an almost medieval hair-hat. Very Robinson Crusoe meets Davy Crockett in a definitely not-rock-&-roll sort of way. Let me know if you ever get a chance to check it out.
Ok, get the chewable Vit C, like PBG said, and some peppermint tea with honey to open up your head and soothe your throat.
Now, what was in the sauce on those wings, coz I got a hole burned up in my tummy!
Y’all got any Mylanta?
Thanks folks!!! This cold is jus so unsegzy