This Sloth is My Spirit Animal and the Spirit of Every Friday

Some of us don’t know how to chill enough. Our relaxing game is lacking and we need to get it all the way together!

This sloth lacks any dambs to give. It’s all kicked back and grabbing carrots like a BAWSE even though it can’t be bothered to move its head! And then they tried to get it to eat celery and it was all “GET THE THE HELL OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WATER STICK.” That’s me with most vegetables. Brussel sprouts? I REFUSE. Asparagus? FOR WUT? Kale? I REBUKE IT!

This here animal gets me. It’s me on Friday nights when I’m on the couch watching NetFlix and snacking on everything delicious. Winning ass sloth. He IS Friday.


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  1. Clarice
    September 12, 2014 at 1:34 pm

    Wow. That is commitment Even when they weren’t picking up the carrots, couldn’t be bothered to look ever so slightly to the side or sit up a little bit to grab the right one. Just “sheeeit….eventually I’ll pick up the right one, this my sweet spot”

  2. KayMac
    September 12, 2014 at 1:43 pm

    Chill so hard muf*ckas wanna fine him….that sloth life!!!!!

  3. September 12, 2014 at 2:12 pm

    This post gives me life!! #iamsloth

  4. Lola
    September 12, 2014 at 2:29 pm

    Sloth be like…celery sticks? NOPE!!

    #TurnUpFuhWhut #Slothin’OnDeseHeauxs

    • RaeJ
      September 12, 2014 at 6:39 pm

      Slothin on dese heauxs??????? It’s official…we are internet BFFs. I caught your comments on the married at first sight post and I was like yup…Lola is cool people, but this here…yeah we friends!

      • Lola
        September 15, 2014 at 9:17 am

        LOL…RaeJ! I love making new friends (internet & IRL). I’m a wee bit crazy, so if you can hang with that, we’re good to go. *fist bump*

  5. JennyG
    September 12, 2014 at 2:35 pm

    This is how I want to spend my weekend.

  6. notconvincedgranny
    September 12, 2014 at 3:23 pm

    That is LIFE. Dang.

  7. Serenity
    September 12, 2014 at 7:46 pm

    And this is why I hate thin people….

    Even if I wanted to be slothy, I couldn’t/wouldn’t

    • Lola
      September 15, 2014 at 9:19 am

      I giggle-snorted@”slothy”.

  8. Jeteye
    September 12, 2014 at 11:10 pm

    Did you see his eye open slightly when they were trying to do the celery Jedi trick on him. That side eye gave me life!!

  9. jinks jones
    September 12, 2014 at 11:52 pm

    he’s my new BFF (outside of Luvvie) in my head of course!!

  10. September 13, 2014 at 8:39 am

    “dis don’t eeben feel right..” lol

    That eye was like, “yea human bish, rotate dat…tryna be slick” #dontputnomoceleryonmyjoint #Idonetoldyou #carrotsallday #Icaneatdeseinmysleep #Imostlikelywill

    • SLP
      September 14, 2014 at 5:01 am

      LMAO ma’am, those hashtags doe! #icaneatdeseinmysleep #imostlikelywill

  11. Claire
    September 13, 2014 at 1:07 pm

    I’m growing two long a** nails as we speak…

  12. Eve Tey
    September 14, 2014 at 10:42 pm

    My favorite YouTube comment:

    “How is it that the saber-toothed tiger went extinct but this thing is still living?”


  13. Jill Mo Till
    September 15, 2014 at 1:46 pm

    His chill factor is sub zero. The lack of ability to care is astounding. Look? Nope!

  14. Nikki S.
    September 26, 2014 at 2:50 pm

    I do enjoy your posts/sense of humor…but as spirit animal is something originating from the Native American community and rituals, using the phrase ‘spirit animal’ for this is appropriative at best. Just FYI.

    • September 26, 2014 at 3:19 pm

      Actually, Africans have spirit animals and guides too so yeah. I’ll keep using this phrase.

  15. Marang
    September 26, 2014 at 10:17 pm

    Actually Nikki S, the concept of spirit animal is also African. It’s more commonly referred to as “totem animal” here, but it’s basically the same thing… And even if it wasn’t, the way Luvvie was using the term was hardly disrespectful, i don’t think anyone would be in a lather about it..

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