This Sloth is My Spirit Animal and the Spirit of Every Friday
Some of us don’t know how to chill enough. Our relaxing game is lacking and we need to get it all the way together!
This sloth lacks any dambs to give. It’s all kicked back and grabbing carrots like a BAWSE even though it can’t be bothered to move its head! And then they tried to get it to eat celery and it was all “GET THE THE HELL OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WATER STICK.” That’s me with most vegetables. Brussel sprouts? I REFUSE. Asparagus? FOR WUT? Kale? I REBUKE IT!
This here animal gets me. It’s me on Friday nights when I’m on the couch watching NetFlix and snacking on everything delicious. Winning ass sloth. He IS Friday.
I live. HAPPY WEEKENDING, EVERYONE!