Parents Just Don’t Understand: Music Video Shoot Interrupted
When we’re good and grown, it’s best if we let our parents in on when we want to use their stuff for commercial purposes or embarrassment might happen. Watch the video below and cackle with me.
*DEAD* He was really getting into the emotions of whatever song and he was giving vulnerable realness when the tap on the window happened. Aawww.
I love how she first politely tapped on the window and he rolled it down. When she said she wants to go out to get some cigarettes and his goofass told her he was shooting his music video, that “Get the hell out the car so I can go get me some cigarettes!” was everything he deserved. Those eyes bugged out and she let him HAVE IT. I was HOWLING like a fool.
Who told homeboy to use her good standing fan for his raggelly project? That crispy, unmoisturized hair wasn’t giving wind effect either. His hair stayed so still and pushed back. Maybe next time, he shouldn’t use Pump It Up Spritz when he presses it out.
She came over to the other side and told him to get out her car. The level of pissitivity on his face, doe. She pointed to the fan with her whole hand “What the hell you doing with my fan out here?” Good question, Mom! I paused this part and rewound it just to watch her point to the fan with her palm. LMAO!
So when he mumbled something under his breath and she asked “WHATCHU SAY?” and all he could do was pout and stomp off, I wanted to lay out on carpet. I was laughing so hard. “NOTHING!” has never sounded saltier than it did at that moment. You know when he slammed that door, he mumbled “I HATE YOU, MOM!” I bet he got in his room and kicked his trashcan. “Mom won’t let me film my video!”
Mom had no dambs to give.
Maybe next time, he shoulda got a permit from Ma Dukes first, or at least know her cigarette refill schedule. This is HIS fault and his mom had no dambs to give. NONE. Don’t use her damb fan and her car for your pipe dreams of music stardom when she needs her cigs!
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26 Comments
Ma Dukes gives NO type of damn about his musical aspirations!! Her cigarette habit has saved us all from being spammed by him, because you already know this ‘video’ would have been spam worthy.
She probably needed to pick up cigarettes and dambs….. Cuz apparently, she was smooooooooove out of both.
Why do I love this so much???? ^^
I just need to know why is he stuck in TWO different time periods: 1992 with the long hair stuck in a runner’s starting position and 2005 when Omarion was KINDA popular (that was his song, “Speedin'”, with the greatest ironic line EVER: “If my time is up, let me know right now!”) *dead*
Anybody care to address his difficulties getting out of the car?? I mean inside lock was difficult and he finally had to do a jiggle of the outside handle and the lock to get out!! Catching attitude while fake driving to an old song. Bwahahahahaaa
My abs are in pain from laughing at the video and your recap. What is really funny is that he is serious as a heart attack about this “music video” if you could really call it that.
He “rolled” down the window, jiggled the handle three times and got out from the outside yet not one strand of hair deviated from his fine coiffure.
Now for anyone wondering why he nor the cameraman had any cigarettes for Mom look at that hair. You can’t have ANYTHING flammable near that dry ass hair. No lighters, no cigarettes, no matches. Hell chicks can’t even whisper hot talk in his ear. Notice how quickly he got out the hot sun before that tumbleweed on his head burst into flames.
Smokey da bear DOES NOT approve.
“Hell chicks can’t even whisper hot talk in his ear.”
I am unable to can. Bury me, I’m done.
Crying!
Tumbleweed! *Dies*
Hey, but that Suzie gif gives me life because it describes all the feelings. (Suzie was one Rugrat nobody fu*ked with. Not even Angelica).
#SuzieSideEyeForPresident2016
The video and Luvvie’s recap laid me OUT and Cabeza Grande threw the dirt on top of me. WHEW! I’M DONE!
Coming from the Hair School of Jermaine Jackson. Movement-free since 1994.
SCREAAAAMMMMS
Never get between a momma and her cigarettes. She may have missed your JV basketball game, but she’s not missing out on buying some Newports. Get out of her way!
Luvvie, you have me wheezing this morning! *reaches in bottom of my purse for my inhaler* His fake driving is killing me!! Why does he keep looking ouy of the window? Is there debris in the highway? Is he trying not to hit a squirrel?
The quickness with which mama went from 0 to 60 was impressive. Why couldny he just let her be the K-Ci yo his JoJo? They already had on matching shirts.
Ahahahaha…what in wide world of Blue Magic Bergamot did I just watch?!
I’mma need for Luuvie to stay off Youtube…she don’t got no ack right. SMH
not blue magic bergamot doe! you took me on a flashback to when moms would press my hair out at the stove with that! LOL
When he did that long turn with the steering wheel and let it coast back thru his fingers like he was driving an 18 wheeler, I HOLLERED!
His mama reminds me of Smokey’s mama in Friday. Remember she gave him the bug eyes & $1 for a pack of cigarettes and told him MAKE IT ENOUGH!
Can we send for Newports, Afro-Sheen, Vaseline Intensive Care and some Chapstick? Brother is so ashy he’s smokey, and that blue he’s wearing is bringing out the gray.
MissTish:
I am suing you cuz I just cut myself on yo comment!!! OH NO you did NOT post a full shopping list of the needed items to address DIS bull ish!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
But…but…it was like someone got some googly eyes from Michaels, laid a straight line under both eyes should have been, and let those jokers roll freely from side to side.
THIS – video and recap has done me in for the day!!!
LMAOOO!! What is air?! I saw this hilarity sometime last week and must have laughed for 15 minutes straight! Now this recap and these comments got me in tears again!
His hair, her eyes and that fan……… I.CANNOT.EVEN!!
Wait… B-b-but what about his ain’t-ish boy, the camera man, who was behind the camera sniggling’ the whole time Ma Dukes was going off?!?!? Bwahahahahahaaaaa!!!