Whose Love Pocket Love Seat is This?
Sometimes, furniture can be really interesting, and I’m not just talmbout the IKEA bookcase named Billy (we all had it at one point, didn’t we? Until we moved for the first time and it crumbled into jagged little pieces when you tried to pick it up. I guess we shouldn’t expect too much from something we paid $28 for an was a 5-tier fake wood, terribly constructed with nothing but random twisty bolts).
Anywho, look at this couch, doe.
I’m immature as hell because I started giggling like SpongeBob while pointing. It’s all pink and brown and foldy in the right places. HEEEEEE. It’s like Austin Powers the International Man of Mystery designed it so he can say “YEAH BABY!” every time he enters his living room.
This couch is like a rorschach test we’d all fail. I know you technically can’t fail that test but I bet we’d find a way. This is a Love Pocket Love Seat with this camel toe upholstery. I bet its covering is cotton so it the leather can breathe properly. Does this couch self-clean or must it be douched? #NotAllCouches #YesAllSofas
That couch needs panties for when visitors come over because it’s a mothafugging lady and you will respect it!
Can kids sit on this sofa? I hope not because it feels inappropriate. Not until they have “the talk” anyway.
This brings new meaning to “Fuck yo couch!” Although with this one around, I wouldn’t promise anyone with that good time. HI-YOOOO!
Because everyone’s hilarious, here’s some names folks came up with for it:
The Love Pocket Love Seat – @StaceyNYDC
The Labia Lounge – @daniecal
The Slit Seat – @kia_who
The Snatch Settee – @Geisha_stan
The Clitoral Chaise – @marvel_girl88
But I ask whose randy couch is this??
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