Whose Love Pocket Love Seat is This?
Sometimes, furniture can be really interesting, and I’m not just talmbout the IKEA bookcase named Billy (we all had it at one point, didn’t we? Until we moved for the first time and it crumbled into jagged little pieces when you tried to pick it up. I guess we shouldn’t expect too much from something we paid $28 for an was a 5-tier fake wood, terribly constructed with nothing but random twisty bolts).
Anywho, look at this couch, doe.
I’m immature as hell because I started giggling like SpongeBob while pointing. It’s all pink and brown and foldy in the right places. HEEEEEE. It’s like Austin Powers the International Man of Mystery designed it so he can say “YEAH BABY!” every time he enters his living room.
This couch is like a rorschach test we’d all fail. I know you technically can’t fail that test but I bet we’d find a way. This is a Love Pocket Love Seat with this camel toe upholstery. I bet its covering is cotton so it the leather can breathe properly. Does this couch self-clean or must it be douched? #NotAllCouches #YesAllSofas
That couch needs panties for when visitors come over because it’s a mothafugging lady and you will respect it!
Can kids sit on this sofa? I hope not because it feels inappropriate. Not until they have “the talk” anyway.
This brings new meaning to “Fuck yo couch!” Although with this one around, I wouldn’t promise anyone with that good time. HI-YOOOO!
Because everyone’s hilarious, here’s some names folks came up with for it:
The Love Pocket Love Seat – @StaceyNYDC
The Labia Lounge – @daniecal
The Slit Seat – @kia_who
The Snatch Settee – @Geisha_stan
The Clitoral Chaise – @marvel_girl88
But I ask whose randy couch is this??
P.S. You need this shirt. Get it on Teespring.
Although this might not be the particular seat you want to have.
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I just broke out in giggles. I can’t stop. I’m so mature……….
Coochie couch.
That did it. I’m done.
Go to your room, I CAN’T with you.
I just need to know, does the open into a bed? I mean it would just HAVE to wouldnt it? Lol
That’s clearly a “Couchie”.
^^^ you win the internet today!
I’m a just guess that the upholstery was done my Georgia O’ Keeffe…
You mean Georgia O’Queef?? Sit on it. You’ll see.
When I saw this pic,I was in the middle of listening to A Tribe Called Quest “Electric Relaxation” during the part when Phife says “Let me hit it from the back, girl/I won’t catch a hernia/Bust off on your couch/Now you got Seaman’s furniture.”……This couch just somewhat ruined a great song for me…..In the words of the late,great Rick James…”F*ck Yo Couch”.
“That couch needs panties for when visitors come over because it’s a mothafugging lady and you will respect it!”
*dead*
In my best George Takei voice…Oh my!
I am surprised that they didn’t line the top of the couch with black fur and have a variety of penis shaped cushions (in different shades and sizes) tucked into the crevices. They should have taken it all the way. Either go big or go home…LOL
“Can kids sit on this sofa? I hope not because it feels inappropriate. Not until they have “the talk” anyway.”
What about adults though? Can you imagine inviting dad over to watch the game and have him sit on this? This is inappropriate for all of us!
#i’mnotready
As Luvvie would say “I haz questions”
1. How thirsty was the person who designed and made this?
2. What store manager let this be ordered?
3. What store manager after seeing it arrive, let it be put on display?
4. After putting it on display why didn’t they go the whole nine yards and not at strobe lights, a disco ball and a stripper pole?
Who ever designed this was clearly going through a dry spell and all their thoughts became reality, you know the the saying, “if all wishes were horses all men would ride”, well the designer said I wish to sit in my favourite place, therefore I shall sit or lye down in my favourite place.
I too, have questions. Is this a thrift store? On further inspection of said home decor, it appears this couch is used. The arm rests appear to be torn, noting the exposed wood (that’s what she said!).
So not only is this a Coochie Couch, it’s a used Coochie Couch.
“Can kids sit on that couch?” Everyone except the Duggars; pretty sure that couch counts as premarital sex!
First couch to be checked for STD’S! Do you take a smoke
I cannot stop laughing at this!! #laughedtilIcried #Icantwiththiscouch!
That couch is scary.
It’s R. Pissy’s couch, after a good cleaning. And yes, I can’t stop cackling! I’d call it the Labia Lounge.
I got 99 problems but a couch ain’t one..
MADNESS, I SAY, MADNESS!!!!