Whose Brother is This With the Best/Worst Excuse Ever?
Fox6 News did a story on how social media is being used to catch deadbeat dads who owe child support money. The full story is on YouTube but the best part of it was the part where they interviewed one of the men.
They asked this one dude why he doesn’t pay his child support and his answer was:
“Because I was in-uneligible to pay. I was in the hospital. I died in a car accident.” The reporter wanted to make sure she got it straight so he repeated himself talmbout “I died in a car accident.” Then he gon say “no further questions.”
Well *I* just died and got back up because BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! When I tell you I HOLLERED?!? LMAOOOOOOO!!!
I know paying child support might be a struggle for some sperm donors but when they come looking for you, you should probably have a better excuse than you died, especially if you’re delivering this message yourself.
Unless Jesus raised him from the dead after this car accident, what is he talmbout?? Dude looks fine and un-dead to me. He even repeated himself so thinking it was some slip ain’t cutting it. “I died in a car accident.” Yet here you are, living.
And then he gon say “no further questions.”
I am #CRINE! Sir… how are you not gonna explain that statement?? How can you even explain it? WUT? Did they catch him off guard or something?
It’s hilarious on at least 5 different levels. The straight face he used when he said it, the repetition (as if the reporter was the one in the wrong) and his staunchness in the fact that he died so he really wasn’t able to do his duty. And I don’t even have time to talk about how he made up a whole new word with “in-uneligible.” I am just impressed by his commitment to not being about that life. He should win the Aint Shit Award because this is some legendary foolishery.
Someone should tell Hood Lazarus that since he’s all resurrected and renewed, maybe his purpose is to come back and pay his child support. Mary’s son must have some plans for him that includes providing for his children.
The next time someone asks you why you didn’t do something, do like homeboy did and say you couldn’t because you died. When they say “huh?” Be like “don’t ask me nothing else. Respect the dead.” And then send them this GIF.
This is the best and worst excuse I’ve ever heard because how can you reply back with something logical when someone slaps you in the face with such nonsense? You just gotta tell them “ok” and try to re-calibrate. Have you ever tried arguing with a 3 year old? Yeah, this is that level of “WTF?”
Whoooo, chile. I’m still cackling and I’ve watched this video no less than 20 times. RIP to common sense.
She made me chortle. LMAO!