This Bridal Party’s Drunk in Love Routine is a Mess

In my Facebook newsfeeds for the past coupla days has been a video of a bridal party and their dance routine at a wedding reception. It’s 5 women who actually hired a choreographer and put together this whole thing and I watched it. And you should too.


I’d cuss out every member of my bridal party if they pulled this stunt at my classy ass wedding. I mean, I’d retch (not reach, but retch) back and find some insults that involves ancestors and shaming family names. I ain’t lying. You bitties ain’t bout to come here and show out on my special day with your Apollo Night routine. WHERE IS SANDMAN SAM???

Let’s talk about all the pause-worthy stuff in this video (there’s so much).

1. These alphets, though. So they really put together a group ensemble made of lycra, spandex and high slits just for this occasion. I know someone’s Instagram designer did this too. I just knowed it. The chick in the blue bottom in the front. Is that the bride? Why does hers stand out? Maybe she’s the matron of honor.

Also, why are they barefoot?

b. Why is the girl closest to the camera giving this her ALL like she’s auditioning for “So You Think You Can Twerk?” I bet she has/had dance dreams and this is her way of living it out. I ain’t mad, girl. Giving it 105%.

iii. The fact that they’re being enabled by the wedding guests too, getting cheered on and everything. Folks talmbout “ALRIGHT!!!” This wedding was full of birds. I’da been there looking like Stewie from Family Guy.

stewie head tilt gif

4. Are all the groomsmen single? Because if they’re not, the lapdance they attempted to give them is lowkey disrespectful. Those men looked nervous too like “aw shit.” I bet there are wives and girlfriends standing in the crowd FUMING. When you signed up to support your boy on his special day, I bet you ain’t sign up to be cussed out by your woman for letting Tammy an’ ’em jig on your crotch.

e. If they wanted to bodyroll for the groomsmen, why didn’t they do it at the bachelorette party? And those solos. They each needed a moment of glory and I’m wondering why.

If they don’t go surfboardt on a gahtdamb SEAT and stay there. I wanna blame Beyonce for this but this ain’t her fault. Bey was Drunk in Love on a beach, not at someone’s wedding reception.

iSweaterGAWD I’d go to the DJ and tell him to cut off the music if my wedding party surprised me with this. I’d make him start playing some Boyz II Men, possibly “End of the Road” to let them know they’re done and relieved of their duties.

Drunk In Love Bridal Party

Thank you, ladies. You can go now.

I wonder if the bride asked for this. I know if I was a bridesmaid (I’ve been one 3 times) and was asked to do a routine like this, I’d be all “Yeah about that? Nah. Not gon happen. Maybe I should just be a guest.” I’d do a bridal party wobble all day long. WAS THE WOBBLE BUSY?!? Why did this have to be the dance?

Bless their hearts. Whatcha’ll think? Would you want your girls to do this at your reception or would you not have it?

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  1. onlychyld
    May 27, 2014 at 7:06 am

    I have seen this several times and still haven’t been able to form the proper words in response. Sometimes it’s ok to just give a gift card.

    • jEN
      May 27, 2014 at 9:41 pm

      I agree. A gift card was def more tasteful! lbvs

      • Calvin
        May 27, 2014 at 10:48 pm

        I would like to know who told these heifers they looked good?

        • nicole
          May 28, 2014 at 2:42 am


    • Amy
      May 27, 2014 at 9:59 pm

      WOW, really? These Beyonce cover performances at wedding receptions have officially become a problem. I am positive there was no option for a “nearly stripteases performances” on the couples registry.

    • rik
      May 27, 2014 at 11:14 pm

      First it’s outfits not alphets…lol…second… Wgaf…it’s their (correct text) wedding

      • samantha
        May 27, 2014 at 11:57 pm

        ding ding ding!!!You win the prize for spelling a word correct!! But guess what….who cares! You must be new to this because we know thats how she spell her words. And if u knew what she was talkin bout, then shush yo face and keep it moving

      • Gemsmom
        May 28, 2014 at 12:49 pm

        Find another blog to follow if you can’t keep up with the rest of the class.

        • Genevieve Jackson Henderson (Ali Clinton's cousin)
          May 28, 2014 at 1:00 pm


      • TeeDashell
        May 30, 2014 at 2:16 pm

        Rik. Gimme the damn mic! Now, those of us on top of things “know’d” exactly what she was talking about. Agreed! Find another blog. She served it up well and nobody asked for your unsubstantiated opinion of her opinion. Shut the Hell up anyway. You obviously lack any ability to spot ratchet when you see it so you’ve been voted off the island. Unless one of those raggedy azz jezies was yo chick! Hmmm? Some people’s kids.(drops mic).

      • Shakira
        May 31, 2014 at 12:35 pm

        You are suuuuuuch a buzzkill AND late to the party on top of that!!! There are so many links on here to her glossary (I’m sure you know what that is since you’re the leader of correct grammar and all) which explains the words/expressions that she uses. Getchu a piece! I’m sure you’ll correct me by saying “It’s get yourself a piece. And what am I getting a piece of exactly?”. Ugh. You’re not one of the cool kids.

    • Charli
      May 28, 2014 at 7:55 am

      OMG __________________FLATLINE____^___^___^^___ ok im back. Sometimes its just ok to give a gift card was tooooo funny that reminded me of something my mother would say. But on the video……..Definately not the place for this dance routine. Maybe if yall went to the strip club for the bachelorette party but these men alllllll look nervous and a couple can bee seen looking around like please tell me my wife outside taking pictures. Second even if each one of these guys were married to each one of the girls doing this they should slap their wives (figuratively because I dont condone spousal abuse) because you dont need to show the world that you can surfboard on ya man. Beyonce in case many didnt notice might surfboard but its on HER HUSBAND not some random guy that was in the wedding party that didnt know that helping his friend out at the wedding was going to get him Not Punched but PURNCHED in the mouth once they got to the car after the wedding.

      • Jenna
        May 28, 2014 at 11:14 am

        Lol I was thinking the same damn thing. If one of those men had been my husband, and one of them grabbed him and started grinding on him…lord help that heifer because I would have come down on her like the gawd damn Undertaker & then smacked him because he let her pull him up there.

        • Mesha
          May 28, 2014 at 1:47 pm

          The Undertaker tho? I live. KML!

        • June 3, 2014 at 1:02 am


  2. Demond D. Edwards
    May 27, 2014 at 7:30 am

    Steal away, steal away, STEAL AWAY HOME! I haven’t got long to stay here!

    Why it HAPPEN?

    • lizzy
      May 27, 2014 at 7:38 am

      I immediately saw the big headline when I read this!! Hahahahaha!!!!

    • Kim
      May 28, 2014 at 11:18 pm

      Steal away… funny.

  3. Ashlee
    May 27, 2014 at 7:32 am

    I cannot deal…at all…why was this acceptable?! The bride more than likely was sitting at the larger wedding party table with an air brushed gown that said “Wifey” on the back of it…it’s too early for this foolery. They must have been on an durrty south majorette team together somewhere…

    • Ashlee
      May 27, 2014 at 7:34 am

      **on A**…video got me soo flustered I can’t eem form a proper sentence. LAWD! lol

      • Amy
        May 27, 2014 at 10:07 pm

        Aaaaah ha ha u killin’ me with that Ebonics (eem). I can hear it right now in one of my former classmate voice from the A.

    • Me Talk Pretty
      May 27, 2014 at 8:39 am

      LMAO!!!! You are correct though. Airbrushed Wifey dun killed me dead!

    • Mimi
      May 27, 2014 at 8:53 am

      Screaming laughing @ dirty south majorette team!!!!

    • Tae
      May 27, 2014 at 9:33 am

      I can’t stand you! LMBAO @ Durrty south majorette team. #iJustFlatlined

    • May 27, 2014 at 10:27 am

      *ded at air brushed gown that said “Wifey” on the back of it*

      Bless you! And yes they look like a sad majorette team with that fists to chest then out to wing span move…classic crap.

    • Randomly Jazzy
      May 27, 2014 at 3:21 pm

      dead @ “airbrushed gown with Wifey on the back” lmao…so umm yeah what’s going on with the homegirl twitching her leg in homeboy’s face? All like “come getchu some of dis good good.”

    • Nikki
      May 27, 2014 at 7:47 pm

      GUUUURLLLL. I am dying over here because I can picture this personalized air brushed gown you speak of. I almost choked on my chicken wing reading this!

    • Tray
      May 28, 2014 at 9:16 pm

      I can’t!!! Every comment on here has me DONE. Airbrushed gown did it! LOL

    • moveova2014
      May 29, 2014 at 11:13 am

      CTFU @ Wifey airbrushed on the back of the gown. Thank you for that visual!!!

  4. lizzy
    May 27, 2014 at 7:36 am

    You ain’t fittinta be gyratin’ in front of the pastor and my grandmother. Was there not one person who said, um, are y’all sure you wanna do this? #justonefriend

    • Kimyatta
      May 27, 2014 at 9:26 am

      I know that’s right! lol…My mama right there! My grandma right there!!! (LAWDY MERCY!) Then again…if the bride okayed this…well…grandma and mama probably just sittin’ there tryna figure out the routine…

      • Tae
        May 27, 2014 at 9:42 am

        If I was the bride, I woulda been karate chopping these broads down for putting their ratchet vaginas on display like that. Just trifling.

      • carsonn_97
        May 27, 2014 at 7:29 pm

        Shoot! Grandma or mom
        may have been the one videotaping talking about Älright now!

    • makeba
      May 27, 2014 at 7:34 pm

      That #justonefriend hashtag made me burst out laughing. They had ONE job…

      • Cheri
        May 27, 2014 at 8:40 pm

        Yessss! That jus made me BOL!!!#sidehurts

        • Teri
          May 28, 2014 at 1:03 am

          Me too… and I’m still tickled!

    • Teri
      May 28, 2014 at 1:05 am

      This hashtag though! It done sent me completely over the edge!

  5. May 27, 2014 at 7:37 am

    LMAO! “full of birds”….. I mean this is beyond trashy! LMAO! I was like so we just done forgot about MuhDear and MeeMaw in the audience, and all the other church mothers and deaconess board members? But obviously..this is a wedding where “Let’s get Married” by Jagged Edged was prob played therefore aint no class to be had………nun!

    • May 27, 2014 at 7:57 am

      I watched it three times, shared it wide and often. All I could think of was… my mother would have walked out of that reception when the shenanigans started; my boyfriend would have gotten up out of that chair before the lap dance (he already knows my mouth ain’t right)… and they all needed some prayer.

      But Mocha laid me out with her response with the Jagged Edge song… because one of my relatives did have a wedding where they walked in on that song. My mouth was open then… its open now.

      • Antionette
        May 27, 2014 at 9:52 pm

        Too funny

      • Amy
        May 27, 2014 at 10:19 pm

        ummp ummp, honaaay u right! lol

    • I'mTooWhite
      May 27, 2014 at 7:34 pm


    • sha
      May 27, 2014 at 8:06 pm

      Oh Geesus she said Jagged Edge

  6. May 27, 2014 at 7:42 am

    This was painful to watch. But I get it, the bridesmaids are all single, they need to join the wedded crew. Like ASAP, so they thought a quick routine could be good for the market nahm sayin. Let’s give them a 10* for confidence cause, well just cause!

    • TeeDashell
      May 30, 2014 at 2:26 pm

      Hell to the naw Abi. What do you mean give’em a 10 for confidence?! That ain’t confidence! That’s some false sense of surety that needs to be destroyed. Evil in the purest form. Get yourself in the prayer line on the next Sunday coming up. You don’t pull off this type of foolery at no wedding reception! Who the Hell left the gate open?!

  7. Erika
    May 27, 2014 at 7:48 am

    I’m guessing this wasn’t a “classy” wedding as evidenced by this ratchetness, smh… lawd, and they thought it was so grand it was posted on the world wide web to be forever ridiculed!

  8. Felicia A R
    May 27, 2014 at 7:59 am

    Fix it Jesus!!

    • Natasha
      May 27, 2014 at 6:27 pm

      This is too ratchet for my Jesus, we need to call on his daddy. #FixitGod!

      • May 27, 2014 at 7:29 pm

        Falling. Down. Laughing. Out. Loud. @ “we need to call on his daddy.”

        #dead #icant

      • LadyO
        May 27, 2014 at 7:54 pm

        Laughed so hard my fat was shaking, yup!

        • Cori Hoston
          May 27, 2014 at 10:03 pm

          My fat was shaking TOO!!!!

      • May 27, 2014 at 8:35 pm

        DEAD. Just falling out on the floor fighting for air. #fixitGOD! ROFL

      • cc
        May 27, 2014 at 9:03 pm

        #justpassedout #wokeup #faintedagain too funny!!!

  9. Kellee
    May 27, 2014 at 8:08 am

    But why though?!?! Fix it Jesus!!!!

  10. Rampage
    May 27, 2014 at 8:11 am

    I am scarred by this. I caught enough hell as it was from girlfriends and wives of my groomsmen for the ONE night on the town + the walk up and down the aisle (the girls WERE fine I admit) + being paired with the same cutie on the dais. There is no way this could have been groomsman/groom approved.

    You KNOW this is the case because when the ladies pull them up after it is over there is not ONE hug, NO CLOSE DANCING…hell, the dudes start dancing damn near with each other at the end.

    If this had been attempted at my wedding, we would have made CNN. For real. Guns and asswhippins all over the place. Have a nice day all.

    • Kimyatta
      May 27, 2014 at 9:28 am

      CNN!!!!!!!!! HAAA!!!

    • Vee
      May 27, 2014 at 11:40 am


    • Kenya
      May 27, 2014 at 8:15 pm

      Guns and asswhippins! I’m done….I can’t fool with y’all no more..

  11. Diva
    May 27, 2014 at 8:13 am

    I like how one guy looked like, oh am I supposed to dance with you now? At the end. He wanted no parts of this.

    • Kio
      May 27, 2014 at 8:15 am

      Was it just me or did they all look super uncomfortable? I hope they weren’t still in the fellowship hall of the church for this…

      • May 27, 2014 at 9:24 am

        This looks like the Ramada Inn by the airport in Newark. Or some other low-budget hotel that gives you a free 40 for renting their ballroom.

        • David
          May 27, 2014 at 8:50 pm

          LMAO! A free 40 for renting the ballroom. I’m crying.

        • tokunbo
          May 28, 2014 at 3:47 am

          “a free 40”


        • Gemsmom
          May 28, 2014 at 12:51 pm

          Oh my!! *tears as I clutch my pearls

        • mandy
          May 29, 2014 at 1:12 pm

          Because really, there’s that one dude in jeans and an orange tee shirt! This looks like 3:30 on a Tuesday, not a real wedding.

        • Stace
          June 2, 2014 at 2:59 pm

          YASSSSSS!! I peeped him too…classy is as classy DOES NOT!

      • Mai
        May 27, 2014 at 7:31 pm

        This looked like the Tulsa Select Hotel, where the roaches greet you and check you in. This whole routine is just wrong on so many levels. I was just waiting for the Colt 45s in brown paper bags to start circulating.

        • J'Unique
          May 28, 2014 at 7:13 pm

          They coulda poured one out for they ded homie, and it wouldn’t have been anymo ghetto than dis ish

        • Denise
          June 3, 2014 at 8:48 pm

          I just BOL on this comment! One for the ded homie! ROTFLMAO!

  12. Kio
    May 27, 2014 at 8:14 am

    But why is homegirl in the blue flashing her Spanx for everyone to see? I don’t understand…

    • Londa
      May 27, 2014 at 3:34 pm

      I am with you…I thought the same thing. Should have just replied to your post first instead of saying it myself.

      She Trifling.

    • Genevieve Henderson (Ali Clinton's cousin)
      May 28, 2014 at 1:08 pm


    • Genevieve Henderson (Ali Clinton's cousin)
      May 28, 2014 at 1:09 pm

      Lol … You didn’t know? Those the 1987 biking shorts!

  13. May 27, 2014 at 8:15 am

    You know what I’m the most mad about? The fact that they are in their bare feet. #gross #noclass

  14. milaxx
    May 27, 2014 at 8:25 am

    This is why we can’t have nice things like good taste & class unless it’s spelled with a K. This might have been okay for a wild bachelorette party. I’d have still side-eyed it, but at the wedding with my granny and the minister present? No ma’am you will not.

    • Kenyatta G.
      May 27, 2014 at 10:09 am

      “…unless it’s spelled with a K.” Damn.

    • aDawn
      May 27, 2014 at 7:58 pm

      Not “class” with a K!?!?! And ending with two ZZs! BWAHAHA!!

  15. Me Talk Pretty
    May 27, 2014 at 8:35 am

    I’m gonna to need the whole weddding party to work out their Diamond in Players Club fantasies somewhere else. You know them chicks got poles in their living rooms while little Ray-Ray watches his momma twerk it to Rack City. Heffas hung posters of Amber Rose on their walls, talkin bout “she my role model”‘… thinking they gonna land them a baller with their superior lapdance moves. CHILD. NAWL.

    • Terri
      May 28, 2014 at 5:20 pm

      “rack city” lmbo!!!! sad but true…

  16. May 27, 2014 at 8:36 am

    I bet they thought they was so fly. I sat with an ability to locate optimal levels of comfort while I watched. Them big hard heels squeaking across the floor as they hit them weak steps man. Nah -cuts lights off, unplugs sound system-

    • Terri
      May 28, 2014 at 5:22 pm

      “big hard heels”

      got me over here cracking up! This is just a mess

  17. Nikki
    May 27, 2014 at 8:43 am

    I’d assumed that Diamond was in the middle and wearing blue because she was the bride.

  18. Itsben1
    May 27, 2014 at 8:43 am

    Sooo, somebody thought the chair dance routine they learned at the bachelorette party would be fun to share at the wedding, huh?

    And why they all look 3 months pregnant?

    And why those outfits?

    And what does the shirt say?

    And why shoe less? All God chil’ren need traveling shoes!

    And why did ppl sit still for this foolishness?

    And just WHY?!

    A Beyonce wig dies every time a travesty such as this occurs…

    • Syrich
      May 27, 2014 at 12:54 pm

      Stopped. I am laughing so loud. Ok you are going to get me kicked out of here.

      “A Beyonce wig dies every time a travesty such as this occurs…”

      What is it about Bey songs that turns a wedding out, Dangerously in Love, Single Ladies, now this.

    • Lauren
      May 27, 2014 at 3:51 pm

      I LITERALLY Hollered when @ “why they all look 3 month pregnant. Because IF I WASNT WONDERING THE EXACT SAME THING?!

      That and “Was the Wobble Busy?” Took me right on out the game. #Crine

      • Lauren
        May 27, 2014 at 3:52 pm

        Correction: I literally Hollered at*

        • TBaby
          May 27, 2014 at 6:10 pm

          The preglike tommy bothered me a whole lot too.

          Not at my wedding, I really hope the lady in blue aint the bride.

    • Sensuous
      May 27, 2014 at 7:31 pm

      I died a little at “all God chil’ren…”

    • carsonn_97
      May 27, 2014 at 7:44 pm

      A Beyonce wig dies every time a travesty such as this occurs. I just died!

      • Autumn
        May 28, 2014 at 5:43 pm

        Now you KNOW the bride was not in the blue because the groom woulda had him on a white airbrushed suit with a pair of airbrushed white Air Force ones!

    • May 27, 2014 at 9:11 pm

      exactly…Lawd Lawd Lawd

    • Cori Hoston
      May 27, 2014 at 10:07 pm

      Not a beyonce wig…..and traveling shoes….lmfbo

  19. Miriam
    May 27, 2014 at 8:44 am

    While I was watching this, I was hoping to hell that my eyes deceived me into thinking that these heifers were not wearing t-shirts with a formal split skirt……and no this WAS NOT alright!!!! Jesus take the wheel and run over this ratchery, please!!!!

  20. May 27, 2014 at 8:46 am

    Every time I think I have reached the height of my hate for modern American weddings some asshattery goes and breaks the glass ceiling. Can we start getting married online and call it a day?

    • Ari
      May 27, 2014 at 5:27 pm


    • May 27, 2014 at 7:28 pm

      THIS! lol

    • Mai
      May 27, 2014 at 7:35 pm

      DEAD @married online!!

  21. M
    May 27, 2014 at 8:47 am

    Jesus wept.

    • Denise
      May 27, 2014 at 5:20 pm

      Real tears…

    • MM
      May 28, 2014 at 1:04 am

      They didn’t crucify Him for this to happen!

  22. jaz
    May 27, 2014 at 8:49 am

    A) why does oh girl in the back have on her ballet flats?
    B) who approved this? Why?
    C)if I ever get married, I am showing them this video as a “you better not do this at my function”
    D) why are all of them offbeat though?

  23. Camielle
    May 27, 2014 at 8:53 am

    “If they don’t go surfboardt on a gahtdamb SEAT and stay there.”


    I needed this this morning before I go pick up my first client! Thank you!

  24. May 27, 2014 at 9:19 am

    It’s like the probate for Ratchet Phi Stank sorority. Ugh!

    I like that drum beat remix doe. *shimmies in my cubicle*

    • Drea823
      May 27, 2014 at 2:32 pm

      I. Am. Dead at ‘Ratchet Phi Stank’ lmaooo! Their call sign gotta be Pew-weeee!!!

      • carsonn_97
        May 27, 2014 at 7:47 pm

        LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Done! Just done!

    • Tahitian pearlz
      May 27, 2014 at 5:23 pm

      I die. This is the alpha chapter and I guarantee there will be other chapters as early as Summer 2014.

    • Kell
      May 27, 2014 at 6:41 pm

      Tierra!!!!! Good day madam!! I said good. damn. DAY!! LMAOOOOOOOOO

    • Dani
      May 27, 2014 at 7:10 pm

      Wow. Wow. And oh wow. I can’t.

  25. Lisa
    May 27, 2014 at 9:20 am

    I just want to know which one was the majorette because this look like something you would do during a football game minus the last part which looked like they forgot the rest of the routine. I clutched my pearls at the thought that gram gram was witnessing this foolishness.

    • Jamaica
      May 27, 2014 at 1:41 pm

      Dead@ “Clutch my pearls” and “Gram Gram”

  26. Brandi
    May 27, 2014 at 9:25 am

    -_-…… I wish some heffas would have did this at my wedding! I …what!? Nobody raised their hand said “Um…..on the wedding day, though? Mawmaw know about this??” Like…I’m without words. I want to cuss so bad but I need to go to work and I don’t want to have an attitude. Her friends ain’t shit if they “surprised” her with this. And if she knew, they better not be in the house of the Lord eating cake oke Ana Mae! Omg…let me leave. I need to pray in the car..

    • Brandi
      May 27, 2014 at 9:27 am

      Like* I’m so upset, I didn’t proofread. =(

  27. Tracy
    May 27, 2014 at 9:31 am

    Utterly speechless.

  28. May 27, 2014 at 9:32 am


    This looked like a high school talentless talent show. Heffas in the audience hollerin’ like they’re supporting their homegirl who’s been practicing these steps in the bathroom during lunch break ’til she get it tight.

    “Yeah, gwurl! Let dem kno! SEXAY! Yeah, Daiaujenaye! Das ma gwurl!”

    I can’t believe y’all expected more from a wedding where dudes showed up in t-shirts (embroidered, short sleeve button-up), jeans, and sneakers.


    • tag0538
      May 27, 2014 at 8:47 pm

      YES! I saw those fools in the audience with t- shirts on, we probably missed the baby running around in just a diaper and stained tee. I know what y’all are talking about those dance ensembles are fancy. We’re talking pinky up fancy! Lol

  29. May 27, 2014 at 9:36 am


  30. Ari
    May 27, 2014 at 9:52 am

    *Coming out from being a creeper*
    Beyonce did not slay this song & video for these birds to do this!!!
    I don’t comment on any post BUT as a member of the Beyhive I will not stand nor sit for this!!

    I kept pausing it and face palming not wanting to go any further but curiosity killed me dead I tell you!!

    I’m getting married in August and #iSweaterGAWD of my wedding party does this its lights out for all of dem! No ma’am. Return to sender@ I do not wants!

    • Ari
      May 27, 2014 at 9:54 am


  31. tammy
    May 27, 2014 at 10:19 am

    But Luvvie, did it have to be Tammy an’ em though??? LOL, I’d be serving notices to soon to be ex-friends, a mess!

    • Syrich
      May 27, 2014 at 12:59 pm

      OMG LOL…Tammy an’em

  32. KDS
    May 27, 2014 at 10:21 am

    Jesus wept!!!!!

  33. May 27, 2014 at 10:25 am

    #4 on your list. #4 was my biggest issue with this whole travesty. I mean, I have issues with the whole thing, but #4…

    You KNOW some of those dudes either has a spouse or girlfriend in attendance, and you’re going to pull this classless stunt?? Straight ignorance. I would have been the one to push the chick who tried to gyrate on my man… no.

  34. Ajay
    May 27, 2014 at 10:32 am

    Ok…so I’m guessing the chick in the blue skirt was the wife! No way that was the maid of honor! I went to a wedding and they did a dance, but just to the husband and the wife only touched him and it was fun not raunchy! I’m hoping that was the wife up there, but yes, if those men were not single, and I’m the wife on the SL, I’d walk over to him, grab his hand, and he might be embarrassed but they’d be one man short! Bc if they were taken and didn’t tell their women Your man ain’t ish, and that was not classy! IJS

    • Rampage
      May 27, 2014 at 7:53 pm

      I have to disagree here. If you are a homie of the groom such that you are a groomsman, you roll with whatever happens and you keep his day peaceful. You eat the shade when you get home and you expect your significant other to delay the drama until at least the car. This is ALL on the girls here.

      • Kio
        May 28, 2014 at 7:51 am

        ^^^^^ This.

        I was actually pretty impressed with the behavior of the groomsmen, all things considered. It was obvious (to me) that these women weren’t their women, as evidenced by the total lack of enthusiasm they had for the whole spectacle (unless of course they were just as embarrassed as everyone else), but they didn’t do anything that would have been disrespectful to their own significant others.

        The menfolk that are attached to these women, though? I’mma need them to get their ladies in check. Not cool – not at all.

  35. Erin
    May 27, 2014 at 10:36 am

    As someone who has witnessed the ratchetry that goes along with letting any ole’ body be one’s bridesmaid, I am not surprised by this at all. (Picture it: My cousin’s Bachelorette party; Male Strippers; My Nana and her Ladies Auxilary friends were there; And the Pastor’s wife; And my VERY Conservative Born-Again Mother;and several highfalutin Bougie women from out of town). I am, however, feeling waves of secondhand embarrassment. The likes of which, I do not think I’ll be able to recover from for weeks to come. Lawdamercy.

    • Jamaica
      May 27, 2014 at 1:50 pm

      Lol@ the likes of which you’ve never seen…

    • M M
      May 27, 2014 at 8:32 pm

      Oh gawdt! I sympathize. You need a hug? Some fried chicken and mashed potatoes dripping with butter? (Who can feel bad while eating that?) A tub of Ben and Jerry’s? *sad face*

      • Erin
        May 29, 2014 at 10:55 am

        *Graciously accepts*

    • ToneNotTony
      May 27, 2014 at 9:00 pm

      I too, have been witness to this ratchetry, as well. Same situation… Conservatives, bougies, and born-agains. The stripper bouncing his member off my very conservative aunt’s head. She’s sitting there like nothing is happening…. YOU DON’T FEEL THAT?

      • Erin
        May 29, 2014 at 11:03 am

        Wow…speechless.In my case, my very conservative mother immediately vacated the premises. The out-of-town bougies were holding their fans over their eyes in horror, and my then 72 year-old Nana kept striking one of the strippers with her cane, screaming, “STOP IT! YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW IN THE NAME OF JESUS!” And my cousin behaved like the brazen hussy she was, bless her heart. If I ever get married, I will SHUN any friend who does that to me. My God.

  36. jcanwisegrrl
    May 27, 2014 at 10:39 am

    I- um… Ok… I was watching the faces of the gentlemen and they looked downright nonplussed. I wish my future bridesmaid would! But then again, my friends are not crazy. This is tacky on all levels, from the alphets to the basic-as-hell moves. How you gonna be doing your Stripper 101 dance routine at the wedding reception?! If the bride knew about this or is participating, I shake my head at her. If she didn’t and it was a surprise, at least she now knows who to weed from her friendship garden. If I were a guest, I woulda put up that church “excuse me” finger and quickstepped it out with a quickness. My reason for the premature departure would be that your ‘girls’ have scarred my retinas.

    • M M
      May 27, 2014 at 8:34 pm

      “I woulda put up that church “excuse me” finger and quickstepped it out with a quickness.” HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! RIGHT?!?!?!

  37. May 27, 2014 at 10:42 am

    this is why we can’t have nice things… just saying.

  38. May 27, 2014 at 10:52 am

    should i ever get married. I’m going to vegas. This tomfoolery is absolutely NOT acceptable. NOT AT ALL. I’d rather get married by a Elvis Impersonator in a drive thru window than bridesmaids ‘dance’ at my reception. WTH.

    again i say, this is why we can’t have nice things…

  39. Cicely
    May 27, 2014 at 11:08 am

    I couldn’t even watch the entire video because I was so mad and embrassed!! To read all the comments above and find out that the ratchetness and tom fuckery continued on to include MEN makes it all worse. I don’t know who chickie in the blue was (the bride or moh), but clearly she was the head dancer. If she was the bride…smh…I can only imagine what the marriage will be like. If she was a friend…all I will say is that we would no longer be friends. And BABY HAD I BEEN A GUEST AND MY MAN BEEN A GROOMSMEN, them people woulda lost their damage deposit because tables woulda have moved!! All jewelry, hair, and shoes woulda been removed and sat to the side. I dont understand…smh. I just don’t understand.

  40. nichole
    May 27, 2014 at 11:26 am

    Why did you tell me I should watch this? It’s my fault. When I read “is a mess” in the headline, I should have known better.

    I had to stop watching, it was so terrible. TER-RA-BOWL

    But then you wrote they were trying to give the groomsmen a lap dance and I had to fast forward. Why? Why? Why?

    You know the seniors and elders of the family were over in the corner talking bad about these girls reminiscent of the ladies from “Tyler Perry’s Madea’s Family Reunion.”

    • MonieLynn79
      June 2, 2014 at 4:47 pm

      “ter-ra-bowl” made me lose it!#flatline

  41. CK
    May 27, 2014 at 11:29 am

    I just want to punch myself in the face for watching that video. I’m so ashamed that I just sat here and watched that whole debacle of a routine. I think I’m gonna be mad for the rest of the day now. I need to take a walk.

    Just WHY?!

  42. Cherry B
    May 27, 2014 at 11:43 am

    Look, I’d have stormed that performance area, kicking chairs over and if butts were still in them…oh well. That’s what you get.

  43. theresa
    May 27, 2014 at 11:46 am

    Just plain disgraceful. Why choose to do this at such a special occasion? I don’t get it but to each its own but I wouldn’t dream of such ratchedness at my wedding. Nope, not happening…not on my day!

  44. Teneisha
    May 27, 2014 at 12:15 pm

    I’m horrified and mad that I actually pulled it up on my workstation for a bigger and cleared view!’!


  45. Syrich
    May 27, 2014 at 12:47 pm

    Ok I have not even finished reading the comments because I have to take a break and stop laughing so loud at work. OMG. Luvvie and everybody on this board is my boo, because y’all done put to words emotions I can’t even process.

    Ok, first of all I thought this was apart of the Krazy K nuptials, but then I watch the video and read the post so now I am up to speed.

    Ok, Luvvie, you have said some things. I felt the same way as you, in fact I thought I was just being out of touch because this could not have gone on at my wedding. To quote our girl, Sommore, these “bell peppers, potatoes and onions” would have been arrested if they would have tried to pull this off at my wedding. The groomsmen looked terrified, so that let you know this was not well received.

    Ok I am going to try to finish reading the comments. This has made my day. There is nothing in the world like a good laugh and y’all have had me screaming. Thank you.

  46. May 27, 2014 at 12:48 pm

    I’ve watched several times and I just cannot formulate the words to describe ALL of the THOUGHTS running through my head…WHY Jesus WHY???

    I’ve come to the conclusion that this was the wedding of a stripper and these are her this “routine” was possibly apropos for their line of work…

    I don’t know…that’s all I got..

    • Nicole
      May 28, 2014 at 12:37 pm

      That’s a nice thought but the execution and moves were so awful, I hope these chicks are not strippers!

  47. KPneedsanap
    May 27, 2014 at 1:02 pm

    this is what happens when you get married on that Keith Sweat cruise

    • May 27, 2014 at 3:02 pm


    • May 27, 2014 at 4:45 pm

      I can’t breathe.

    • Addicted
      May 27, 2014 at 7:28 pm

      I was having a good time reading the comments and you had to go and mention Keef and his cruise. #GoodDay

    • May 27, 2014 at 8:30 pm

      Oh my GAHHHHHH! Lmao!

    • Fan
      May 27, 2014 at 8:49 pm

      HOLLERIN @ “keith sweat cruise”

    • Gemsmom
      May 28, 2014 at 12:55 pm

      And just like that, my girls are now orphans. . . *slain________________________

  48. lb
    May 27, 2014 at 1:31 pm

    I bet they fought over who got the solo on “surfboard”…

  49. Coco8003
    May 27, 2014 at 1:31 pm

    Something is telling me that the bride knew about this…for I’m convinced that’s her in the middle in the blue.

    Luvvie, you won’t blame Bey, but I sure will. She got this birds outchea looking really special Ed and they don’t em care!!!

  50. May 27, 2014 at 1:40 pm

    I have so many issues, questions and concerns here. 1st, was I suppose to be in tears by the end? 2nd, If spanx were required, wouldn’t it be safe to say you didn’t need such high splits? 3rd, Do they have no shame? 4th, About the solos…… Really? I give this performance an #ICant

  51. May 27, 2014 at 2:02 pm

    Cackling at my desk, not ONLY over this horrible monstrosity of a “routine” but also at the commentary. Big fat tears are running down my cheeks when they start with the “drinking” motion at the beginning and I cannot.

  52. May 27, 2014 at 2:03 pm

    This was probably choreographed by someone’s church praise dance captain. SMH.

    • Londa
      May 27, 2014 at 3:45 pm

      Someone hand me a Martin Luther The King Fan!! Carter has laid me out with “choreographed by someone’s church praise dance captain”.

      Carter, please replace my laptop…it has coffee splatter on the monitor because of you.

      • May 27, 2014 at 4:44 pm


    • dmaclee
      May 27, 2014 at 7:23 pm

      You will not besmirch the name and reputations of church dance team captains. I for one will not have it and will not have my sisteren in white circle skirts and additional vestments for adequate coverage demonized because of this salacious mess that should have stayed in the middle school bathroom from which it came.

      • May 27, 2014 at 9:48 pm

        That was absolutely perfect.

      • OceanGift
        May 29, 2014 at 11:02 am

        You all fixin to get me firred. Of course, Luvie starts it and then the commentary possd one diddit. Why can I perfectly envision, the Ramada in Newark, little Tay-Tay running around with a soiled pull-up, the gurls droppin it low in the school bathroom – ^4 each other say werk it gurl. Why you all gwanna go and make my husband a poor widow -#firred from the good job and #dead.

  53. Ashley
    May 27, 2014 at 2:11 pm


  54. SRL
    May 27, 2014 at 2:18 pm

    Why it happen? Will it happen again?

  55. Tonya
    May 27, 2014 at 2:18 pm

    I have lots all sorts of life that I cannot get back. I hate humanity.

    • Tonya
      May 27, 2014 at 2:21 pm


  56. May 27, 2014 at 2:40 pm

    You know how you rub a dog’s nose in its accidents (especially on your rug), so as to deter future accidents? I want someone to snatch Bouncy Creole by her lacefront and shove her contoured nose into the ratchetness that is done to the music she created. Then, maybe she will stop making songs that inspire ratchetness.

    Matter of fact, I don’t even want her near Negro spirituals…folks will be twerking to “Swing Low, Sweet Chariot” while Jay-Z raps the hook: “I swing low in that Maybach swing, wit’ my gangsta lean, got the Lord some bling…can’t carry me home, God watches my throne…”

    • Lynne
      May 27, 2014 at 2:50 pm

      _______________________________________*gone to glory*

    • Gemsmom
      May 27, 2014 at 3:56 pm

      *running around in circles with tears in my eyes laughing like a fool at my good gub’mint job, looking for that good old Gospel ship to take me on home

      • LegalEase
        May 27, 2014 at 9:07 pm


        I woke up the kids cackling.
        I mean CRYING real tears.

        Bouncy Creole?!


        As we here like to say: They have all failed successfully.

    • jcanwisegrrl
      May 27, 2014 at 4:00 pm

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *screams with laughter*cries*heaves*cackles some more* Bouncy Creole though? That imagined Jay-Z rap? *falls out*

    • Amber
      May 27, 2014 at 6:08 pm

      #iQuit!! I’m trying my best to fold my laundry, but this imagined Jay-Z rap is pure comedy gold!! I literally read that in his voice and I’m in tears!!

    • kdubs
      May 27, 2014 at 7:36 pm

      Man…I…I… *sigh* but why you…see…looky here…*pauses*

      Bouncy Creole.

      Man…I…I… *sigh*

      You’re my effing hero.

    • Syrich
      May 27, 2014 at 7:51 pm

      Can not breath, help, can’t catch my breath, am laughing to hard and loud. You are just wrong. Jz rapping the hook to Swing Low… that is the most brilliantly funny thing. I got to go lay down now, my side is hurting from laughing. You are my new bff because you crazy for reals and I love it.

    • Nikki
      May 27, 2014 at 8:09 pm

      That HOOK!!!

    • Shy Fran
      May 28, 2014 at 6:21 am

      That sounds like a Jay Z lyric. Best comment ever!

    • KDS
      May 28, 2014 at 7:49 am

      I’m done!!!

    • Nandie
      May 28, 2014 at 9:52 am

      OMG! This has got to be the funniest thing I have read in a while! I have been laughing non-stop for 10 minutes! You are too funny!

    • Syrich
      May 28, 2014 at 10:04 am

      Afrosaxon, yo bff here, Syrich. I am back from the dead to read you on folks twerking to Negro spirituals. When I am able to stop laughing, I am going to tell you about your crazy self. I know you don’t have time for me because you and Luvvy are sitting on some luxury island relaxing from all the money you make being comedy writers. Because your kind of genius must be rewarded. As a matter of fact there are a lot of comments on this board that are so funny that I am using my valuable time rereading a lot of them. This subject has become one of my favorite things.

      Thank y’all for blessing me with laughter.

      • May 28, 2014 at 6:20 pm

        Me and you will never part…Makidada…

    • Stace
      June 2, 2014 at 3:21 pm

      For the #WIN!

  57. Drea823
    May 27, 2014 at 2:46 pm

    I am legit pissed at this boolsheet! It also doesn’t help that I despise that dang song. I wish a tacky ninja would try to ‘”surprise” me with this uckery-fay! I’d have to make up new cuss words to give these broads. This is no times 1 padrillion! Ugh!!!

    Ps. Thank goodness I work from home because these comments had me yell laughing! All of y’all are friends in my head (group hug).

  58. Lisa
    May 27, 2014 at 2:47 pm

    What in the fresh funky hell was that display of foolishness and fu**ery!!!???? O_O



    • cc
      May 27, 2014 at 9:35 pm

      LMBO!!! @fresh funky hell @#andicantunseethatshit
      My husband is ctfu with me right now.

    • MsZ
      May 28, 2014 at 1:40 pm

      I shall incorporate “what in the funky fresh hell” into my everyday usage! Copyright=Lisa! Girl, thank you!

  59. Deja
    May 27, 2014 at 2:53 pm

    that video left me Sober In Discomfort…

    its too bad the cameras stopped rolling before the choreographed groomsmen routine: Pony by Ginuwine. #TurnUp

  60. May 27, 2014 at 2:58 pm

    One of yall knows them. Come forth brave soul…come forth.

    • Gemsmom
      May 27, 2014 at 3:50 pm


  61. May 27, 2014 at 3:08 pm

    I watched it twice more because I am procrastinating. Further thoughts:

    –Ol’ girl in the blue skirt almost couldn’t get back up from her Surfbordt to the flo’. Mmph.
    –Ol’ girl on the end nearest the camera…”I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille!” She was wriggling like Hermione when she knew an answer in class. She barely waited for the previous solo to finish before she started tossing around her cellu-fat. I blame Hit The Floor.
    –The abject terror on the faces of the men is pure comedy. And since the women kind of outweighed most of the men, the dudes were probably thinking, “Be gentle.”
    –I hope they all douched.
    –The shirts said “Love is a Daydream”, in all their glittery gaudiness. Rainbow Fashions represent!

    • Itsben1
      May 27, 2014 at 3:29 pm

      Yes, that Rainbow Wedding Couture line of t-shirts is the right answer to every wrong question!

    • dmaclee
      May 27, 2014 at 7:26 pm

      That’s it. I was trying not to cry but this did it. I’m crying hard trying not to upset the 3 year old. OMG…

    • Drea823
      May 27, 2014 at 7:36 pm

      “I blame Hit The Floor” ………^………..^…._____ deceased! I can’t with y’all!

  62. Londa
    May 27, 2014 at 3:31 pm

    Where is Whitney when you need a prompt – and loud – “Hell to the naw!”?

    What kinda fragglenaggle bull is this? I wish a fool would try to pull this under-class (not low class…this is way beneath that level) mess at my wedding reception. I am all for a nice choreographed routine that is fun/funny/tasteful. But, this right here? It’s got me doing the Fred Sanford stumble.

    “I’m coming to join you ‘Lizabeth!”

    What’s worse than “iCant”? because that’s where I am.

    Oh, and why the chick in the blue showing all of her black spanx? It ain’t doin’ nothing for her, might as well take it off.

  63. Monica
    May 27, 2014 at 3:41 pm

    I would have ended this Billy Ray style

  64. Gemsmom
    May 27, 2014 at 3:49 pm

    Someone I THOUGHT was my friend sent this to me at o’dark thirty in the morning, and I just felt like I needed to slap this Player’s Club All Female Review Reject Squad. I mean, really? How’d the JV stripper squad get an invite? Then, the hoodrat in the background yelling “SEXY!!” made me want to lay my burdens down by the riverside to study war no more in the sweet by and by as I take a closer walk with Thee. This is reason #124,563,147.021 why we can’t have nice things.

    • Gracie
      May 28, 2014 at 4:58 pm

      “made me want to lay my burdens down by the riverside to study war no more in the sweet by and by as I take a closer walk with Thee.”

      I’ll say Hi to Jesus and his Daddy for you because I’m #SLAYIN with this comment!

  65. PoetrysTruth
    May 27, 2014 at 3:55 pm

    As my Auntie (who is damn near 70) likes to say “they should have never given some folks freedom!”

    At my lil brother’s wedding I had to tell him to snatch up my niece (from his first marriage) because her new cousins and aunties were on the dance floor acting like they were tryna get them dolla bills. The bride’s fam already thought I was bougie as fuck and I ain’t care. We better than this bullshit and I wasn’t going to stand for MY fam to be actin’ like tramps and hot in the ass trollops in public.

    I clicked through to youtube and read the comments and there are really some folks in the world who thought this was appropriate because “it looked like they had fun”. GTFOOH! Nope.

    Some folks just ain’t never gonna be shit. EVER in life. EVER!

    • Moni
      May 27, 2014 at 7:44 pm

      DEAD@aunt comment…I’m DONE!

    • Kenya
      May 27, 2014 at 8:42 pm

      “they should have never given some folks freedom!” Look……I’m going to use this…thank you and your aunt.

    • MzJames
      May 27, 2014 at 9:48 pm

      I LOVE YOUR AUNT!!!!!

    • JackieCee
      May 28, 2014 at 12:07 am

      “They should have never given some folks freedom!”

      #iDied ______________________

  66. Max
    May 27, 2014 at 3:58 pm

    I don’t even know where to begin. These members of the Big Leg Society are for real ouchea slow twerking on banquet hall chairs like the rent is due tomorrow and nobody at any point said don’t do this? No one gives a half a damn about them broads. I would bet money that the one in blue is the bride because something borrowed blah blah. So your something blue is a $10 lycra skirt from Rainbow? Friends don’t let friends make donkeys of themselves Yo. Nann one friend in the bunch.

  67. Shay
    May 27, 2014 at 4:28 pm

    Is the one closest to the camera with child? Fix it, Jesus!

    • May 28, 2014 at 6:22 pm

      It’s a food baby. Culinary gestation is real in these skreets.

  68. Sasha
    May 27, 2014 at 4:35 pm

    Couldn’t watch the whole video cause I love Drunk in Love and don’t want to associate the song with this mess! lol

  69. May 27, 2014 at 4:36 pm

    When Praise Dancing Goes Way Wrong.

  70. TammyS
    May 27, 2014 at 4:52 pm

    Ahhhm…well, * cough ,cough, clear throat* Well, sometimes too much confidence is a bad thing. Ratchet does not know when to stop.

  71. mrzyelware
    May 27, 2014 at 4:57 pm

    There are no words but I think I can conjure up a few. First of all I’m not even gonna address these chicks or any of them folks in that building that let this continue past the setting up of the chairs, cause if they didn’t know no good was going to come from that then all hope is lost for them and their souls. No, I’m angry at all the inanimate objects. The chairs for holding their behinds up while they popped, twisted, rolled, and dipped. I’m mad at the sound system for not short circuiting. The lights for not exploding. The floor for not crumbling. Something should have stopped this travesty….

    • BD
      May 27, 2014 at 7:28 pm

      This is the best comment. Lmao!

      • mrzyelware
        May 27, 2014 at 8:05 pm

        Ijs LOL

    • Maxine Shaw, attorney-at-LOL
      May 27, 2014 at 8:42 pm

      You know what the REAL killer is? This wasn’t spontaneous. This had to be planned and done REPEATEDLY just to get us to this. And at no motherfucking point whatsoever did anybody say, “Guys…”

      • OceanGift
        May 29, 2014 at 11:17 am
        • OceanGift
          May 29, 2014 at 11:20 am

          ^5 #maxine – I done

    • CK
      May 27, 2014 at 9:13 pm

      i’m officially done now this comment though! the best!

    • MM
      May 28, 2014 at 1:17 am

      I’m officially finished!!!

  72. Denise
    May 27, 2014 at 5:02 pm

    You wanna know what’s so sad about this?

    I have people in my family who I could totally see having something like this as a part of their weddings.In fact, they’d plan it and put it in the wedding program.

    I could also see my Mom coming in from the Hereafter, lining the whole lot of them up, and smacking them like Moe from “The Three Stooges”…

  73. PoetrysTruth
    May 27, 2014 at 6:16 pm

    Well um if you google the bride and groom, not saying I did, they seem like “normal” folks LOL. Maybe she got caught up in the ratchet holy spirit? LOL He’s from Ghana and she from VA. No shade to all my VA peeps but it make a bit more sense now. LOL

  74. May 27, 2014 at 6:17 pm

    This is top notch, Grade A, bull$#!t.

  75. Leslie
    May 27, 2014 at 6:21 pm

    Actually the bride is the one in the middle with the blue. I have a couple of friends that know them. Some of the bridesmaids do date the groomsmen, and are happy with their performance. But I’m not.

  76. Timika
    May 27, 2014 at 7:27 pm

    Oh this wouldn’t have made it to you tube. It would have been evidence in my trial. Ya’ll going to show out in front of my momma an’em. Don’t be shocked when I split ya head to the white meat.

  77. msvonnz
    May 27, 2014 at 7:30 pm

    What in the raggedy ratchet hell? If one of those groomsmen had been mine there would have been lacefronts and fake eyelashes scattered about with shreds of lycra skirts because i would have torn those heffas up.

  78. Melissa
    May 27, 2014 at 7:31 pm

    Why do I feel like this room smelled like shame, sweat, and pantyhose?

    Okay, I get that having your bridal party do a dance or whatever is now a thing, but who choreographed this? Tino down at The Hot Box? Someone needs to be held accountable for these women giving lapdances in front of the family.

    • KDS
      May 28, 2014 at 8:06 am

      This dance was choreographed by the lovely ladies of LAHHATL!!!!!!

    • Nicole
      May 28, 2014 at 12:46 pm

      I am CACKLING at “Tino down at The Hot Box” !!!!!! LMBO!!!!!

  79. Addicted
    May 27, 2014 at 7:35 pm

    To be a fly on the wall of those rehearsals.

  80. Bri
    May 27, 2014 at 7:36 pm

    This is just a HOT a$$ mess!!!!! Could not of been me! We would of went from wedding to funeral in 2.5 seconds flat!

  81. I'mTooWhite
    May 27, 2014 at 7:38 pm

    But… like… who decided this WOULDN’T be awkward and weird and full of unpleasantness?

  82. May 27, 2014 at 7:39 pm

    Here’s my observation:
    This was clearly thrown together because had they practiced and danced this hard consistently during the months leading up to the wedding they would’ve at least benefited from the cardio workout. Then I could’ve found the silver lining and said “Wow, at least they’re all toned and tight” :-/ But I can’t even say that. I can’t even say “At least they all had that Brazilian weave snatched” There is no silver lining. The only lining I can find is the black Spanx lining that blue dress!!!

    • TammyS
      May 27, 2014 at 8:32 pm

      Are you certain it is Spanx? This group is ratchet enough for it to be a black bicycle shorts, just saying O_o.

  83. Hattie
    May 27, 2014 at 7:40 pm

    No words. Speechless. Only got through about 60 seconds before I almost retched.

  84. May 27, 2014 at 7:40 pm

    I can’t see it! Video won’t load. Is it still up?

  85. danielle
    May 27, 2014 at 7:46 pm

    I can’t play the video.

  86. Dara
    May 27, 2014 at 7:51 pm

    *humming tono one in particular with a deadpan expression on my face* At the NOPE-A… nope-a-cabaaaannnaaa…

    • Maxine Shaw, attorney-at-LOL
      May 27, 2014 at 8:47 pm

      The hottest bar NOPE of NO-banaaaaaaa….

    • Corsette
      May 27, 2014 at 10:03 pm

      LMAOOOO nope a cabana ftmfw

  87. Pepsie
    May 27, 2014 at 7:51 pm

    No MA’AM!!! The levels and multifaceted degrees of ratchetness exhibited are unprecedented! This video should come with a barf bag, lysol, massengil, and a penicillin shot! And what about the CHILREN? Little Khadeshaniay sitting on her Auntie Noonie lap in her little white dress? Somebody save the the babies! #DoYouKnowWhereYourChilrenAre This is what happens when Scandal is iff the air!

  88. Petranilla
    May 27, 2014 at 7:53 pm

    In the comments on Youtube someone said “These must have been EX-strippers on a reunion tour.”LISTEN!!!!! I am dead and food for worms!!!!!!! PS. I haven’t watched the video yet!!

  89. Myia
    May 27, 2014 at 7:54 pm

    This is what happens when chicks can’t get over them high school drill team days..#JesusbeARealitycheck

  90. LadyO
    May 27, 2014 at 7:59 pm

    In this comment you will find the former ladyO. She lived a good life. On this day she fell into a coma from this article and video. But then lawd be told she lives again until…. dun dun dunnnnnnnn! The comments killed her DEAD, forever.
    RIP Sunrise 1978 – Sunset May 27, 2014.

  91. E-Nice
    May 27, 2014 at 8:07 pm

    I covered my eyes because I’m embarrassed for them. Someone should be embarrassed because they’re not. If that wasn’t a stinkin’ hot mess! Sashaying those tails all over the place. Excuse us, ma’m. We were trying to eat. Yikes and yuck!

  92. Maxine Shaw, attorney-at-LOL
    May 27, 2014 at 8:31 pm

    God bless these comments. I MEAN, bless allayall.

  93. May 27, 2014 at 8:54 pm

    I think everyone has said what I’ve been thinking except this, IN FRONT OF THE CHILDREN?!
    Spare the children those full body tremor nightmares at the very least! They could’ve sent them to the nursery room or something! GEESH!

  94. Justsomechick
    May 27, 2014 at 9:13 pm

    Soooo… I started watching and I vomited on my toes. I cleaned my mouth. Went and got a drink for a different lens. So uhmmm. This happened yall.

    This dreadful horrificness. This utter demonically apocalyptic representation of folks. I want to find these (term loosely used) women and bite them like a wolf. It was so painful, I felt like someone cut a piece of the back of my eyeball. Necessitar el eye salve.

  95. AuroraStorm830
    May 27, 2014 at 9:17 pm


    1. That’s 3:28 of my life I’ll never see again.

    2. I have to have anything with Beyawnce yodeling in it has to be on mute because they have the same effect on me as that Son of Sam dog had on David Berkowitz.

    3. I think I have chlamydia now.

    4. I’ve already told my daughter I don’t wanna see the Electric Slide at her wedding if I was paying for it. I sure as hell don’t wanna see a porky girl strip show break out.

    5. Most of the people that sat there stunned – I felt their pain.

    6. This was definitely not a “classy” wedding. When you’re in the church’s basement, it’s still classifies as a basement. I’ll bet they had paper plates and Aunts Benetha, Loubertha, Mable and Lil Skinny made the food too.

    7. Child Protective Services should have been called on every last adult there.

    8. When you think about it, every ratchet ass performance is always done to a Beyawnce track. Let that sink in.

    9. When them high ass splits, I expected the Skankstreet Girls to do some kung fu fighting. I was actually disappointed that they didn’t.

    10. I think the men were terrified. Them broads looked horny.

    Dammit, I’m scared to go to sleep now. I’m going to have my nightmares invaded by pig feet, booty sweat and black shrouds…

  96. SoWhatIwasSayingWas
    May 27, 2014 at 9:32 pm

    Actually? I disagree w/ everything in this commentary.

    1. Would I have done this myself? No.

    2. Would I have been embarrassed or quietly uncomfortable if I attended a wedding where this suddenly happened? Yes.

    3. But was I there, was this my wedding, did I have to attend this? No, I did not.

    4. Do they look like THEY’RE having fun and enjoying THEMSELVES? Yes, they do.

    5. Did y’all just spend all that time analyzing and assessing someone else who looked happy in their own life? Yeah.

  97. AndAnotherThing
    May 27, 2014 at 9:36 pm

    PS – I also just think it is lame, on principle, to critique someone else’s private moment like that for all the world to see. It’s along the lines of creepily capturing strangers with camera phones and speaking about them on your FB feed. Just, why?

    If it’s tasteless for them to do this, it’s tasteless to publicly nitpick at someone just enjoying themselves and not harming you at all at THEIR wedding.

    Again, would I have done it? Nope! I’m an Oxford grad. We tend to have different, uh, traditions. But do I enjoy raining on someone else’s joy? Why would I? I’m happy in my own life. No need.

    • Jen Jen
      May 27, 2014 at 11:59 pm

      You had a great point until you dropped that bit of “Oxford grad” shade. It’s just as judgmental as the rest of the comments here. #thanksforplaying

    • Future Jr
      May 28, 2014 at 5:40 am

      Congratulations I guess?? You must be new here. There’s cookies in the back.

      • Gemsmom
        May 28, 2014 at 1:00 pm

        And good, old-fashioned church punch.

    • AuroraStorm830
      May 28, 2014 at 7:19 am

      And yet your wack crackhead ass took the time to not only COME to this blog, you read every comment. “Oxford grad” my crispy black ass – that Strayer University certificate didn’t teach you shit about sentence structure. Go to work, swamp duck…I need my Egg and Sausage McMuffin and OJ STAT!!

      • Gemsmom
        May 28, 2014 at 1:01 pm

        Dead @ “Strayer University certificate” LOL!!!!

    • SolangesLeftShoe
      May 28, 2014 at 11:56 am

      So, did you have on the black or blue skirt? #SomebodyToesHurt

      • Gemsmom
        May 28, 2014 at 1:02 pm

        If you can’t say “Amen,” just say, “Ouch!”

    • SolangesLeftShoe
      May 28, 2014 at 11:59 am

      And by the way- once you place something on YouTube, with open comments- it is no longer a “private moment” and therefore open to critique and ridicule. ESPECIALLY when it is a ratchet-filled bucket of hot mess! #ByeFelecia

  98. Vivian Junior
    May 27, 2014 at 9:40 pm

    I’m sorry I just couldn’t look at the whole thing. I started getting getto hives.

    • nicole
      May 28, 2014 at 2:49 am


  99. Sashay Shontay
    May 27, 2014 at 9:40 pm

    Awwwww….. how u got chair covers AND sashes and u gon ack like that?! Chiiilllllleeeee…..I can’t with them. Disrespectful

  100. Caragh
    May 27, 2014 at 9:45 pm

    I wish there were little hearts or love buttons so I could love Every. Single. Comment. on this page.

  101. DAKrolak
    May 27, 2014 at 10:19 pm

    FYI: This was in Hampton, VA – it is how we do in the not-quite durrty soufth. And the bride is in there dancing, and I won’t reveal my secret but it only took me a few clicks to realize she works at a university in Human Resources either… I hope she don’t lose her job over this.

    • Gratefuldiva
      May 28, 2014 at 12:17 am

      Yes, I think I took the same few clicks that you did out of curiosity. From the drums and some of the movements, I guessed that there was an attempt to blend African dance moves with their verson of a Bey routine. Confirmed when I found out the groom is from Ghana and this was in VA (my home). Wouldn’t do it at my wedding and I hope to never see anything like this at a wedding I coordinate. But…looks like they had fun and I wish them a long and joyus marriage.

  102. Sumatra
    May 27, 2014 at 10:41 pm

    C’est hideaux!!!!
    Confidence gone bad. Too much confidence is a bad thing. This reminds me of the esurance commercial with the old ladies: “Can I unfriend you?”
    Dear Bride: These are not your friends, they aren’t happy for you, they don’t wish you well.

  103. May 27, 2014 at 11:11 pm

    I didn’t make it beyond 25 seconds, I was overwhelmed with embarrassment for them at the proverbial hello. o____o

  104. Ebony
    May 27, 2014 at 11:18 pm

    Ratchetness at its finest!!!

  105. Tera
    May 27, 2014 at 11:18 pm

    Where is Jesus’ daddy?? Cause you already know Jesus is in the fetal position saying “FixItGod!” after seeing this mess. These fools done set the cause back!

  106. Ezmoney32
    May 28, 2014 at 12:45 am

    It is confirmed that this was in VA.. Jesus be a fence is all I can say.. Sad thing I know one of the guys that was a groomsman. I sent him a message trying to gather more info about what happen from his perspective. Even though it’s not his fault, he has to know what is being said.. At all times #KeepItClassy

  107. Cassie
    May 28, 2014 at 2:01 am

    In the words of YouTube sensation, Young Melo,
    “I so sessy!”

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  109. Christa
    May 28, 2014 at 6:27 am

    I can’t!!! I can’t even, I can’t odd,… I JUST CAN’T!!!! Whenever I get married, if I hear “I been drankin…” It’s a wrap! I’m knocking over speakers, unplugging turntables, and starting a food fight at they irregular asses! Couldn’t be my wedding! My grandma wouldn’t wait til we get home… As soon as the music stops I would hear “what the hell was that!?”

  110. FPop
    May 28, 2014 at 7:52 am

    Why is there so much negativity in these posts? Maybe this is there norm this is how they get down? No one in the audience looked upset so who are you all to judge. They were having fun at THEIR wedding or a wedding for THEIR friends. I’m sure the bride, if she was not already apart of the dance team knew what kind of friends she had and was cool with it. They were having fun in their own way. Why are all yall trippin really? I’m sure some things they you all may call tasteful maybe questionable to some. Stop hating on these people and rejoice in the fact that no one is cursing or about to fight in this video.

    • Monica
      May 28, 2014 at 8:00 am

      “Stop hating on these people and rejoice in the fact that no one is cursing or about to fight in this video.”


      The song has profanity in it. That dance was sexual and there were minors in that room. That’s a new norm that I just will not cosign.

      • FPop
        May 28, 2014 at 9:07 am

        Like I said that’s their norm and you don’t have to watch it! But be it far beyond me why people don’t have anything else better to do than to rain on someone else’s parade. You may not condone it then DON’T WATCH!!

        • ME
          May 28, 2014 at 3:51 pm

          I agree with you Fpop!!

    • Me Talk Pretty
      May 28, 2014 at 9:17 am

      Wow. So we should just be happy they are not cursing or fighting at a wedding? That’s a mighty low bar we set there. LOL

      Hell, let’s just be happy they can stand upright and form more then gutteral noises from the back of their throat. I mean we should not get all uppity about it after all! They are breathing, it’s an accomplishment!

      Yes, they seem to be having fun and some of the guests did enjoy it. Yay for them. Still, stripper routines in a room full of kids and grandmas is tacky IMO. Having fun and being tacky are not mutually exclusive. They put it on the internet, people will comment.

      • FPop
        May 28, 2014 at 9:30 am

        No sweetheart all I meant was that these days all we glorify are videos that have curing and fighting in them. People tune in to see people act a fool so often that now even a video depicting people having fun at their own social gathering with people they are familiar with has to be sighted as negative with negative remarks. Of course people will comment but I am amazed at the amount of negative comments its getting. Its even more SAD that anyone who can find something positive to say has to defend it from others who jump on the negative band wagon….hummm. Its their kids I’m sure they know what to expect who are we to judge….

        • SolangesLeftShoe
          May 28, 2014 at 12:04 pm


        • ME
          May 28, 2014 at 4:00 pm

          I swear everything you said I have been saying all along and I couldn’t have said any better myself. Everyone in that room is family… it actually was a private social gathering. Trust me this man didn’t just meet his bride he knows who she is and so does his family. I m amazed that it getting this type of feed back as well. Because it not something “YOU”
          (not you FPop) would have chose to have done at your wedding then that makes it Wrong??? People come from all different walks of life… just because it not your walk doesn’t make it any less of a walk than yours. Funny people do all worst of things at weddings, for example paint the brides arms for religious customs… but because it not your religion or custom to do it doesn’t make it stupid, dumb, trifling, an out right abomination… IT MAKE IT YOUR RIGHT AND CHOICE! I say let people be! Life would so much more stress free. Why does everyone have to have an opinion about everything… and then share it no less. Some things are ok to keep to yourself. Which is what I wish the guest at this woman’s wedding would have done to keep meddling judgmental folk out this girls personal special in done in her way day! Smh~

  111. May 28, 2014 at 8:00 am

    These women are MASH UP. Good GOD!!!!

  112. Roslyn
    May 28, 2014 at 8:25 am

    This was not the time nor the place for this hotmess.

  113. May 28, 2014 at 9:47 am

    Im thinking this was the bachelor party and there some dementia going on. And after all, this marriage ain’t gonna last 4 minutes (song length), since songs like these are likely the blueprint for their lives anyway. sigh…

  114. L
    May 28, 2014 at 11:03 am

    Ok so I really think the woman in the blue skirt is the bride….I mean it matches the 1990’s style bows on the chairs. Also the man she pulls up is the only one that looks half way ok with the entire thing…like it was a surprise for the groom or something. If he is the groom he might just be thinking “damn, my mom and grandma might have been right about you all along.”
    The difference in dress among the guests is puzzling…some in 3 piece suits and some in jeans and sneakers?
    Lastly…why is homegirl in the back wearing ballet flats, why somebody always gotta be different? #ByeFelicia

  115. Nikki
    May 28, 2014 at 12:19 pm

    I wanted to stop this boolsheet ONE MINUTE into the video because of the true embarrassment I felt for everyone in the room, but I had to keep watching so I could laugh harder at the comments.

    Let this had been my wedding. They would be referring to it as Red Wedding Part Deux, cause these ratchets would have had to die. How you gonna be embarrassing me and ish in front of my family?? In front of Pastor, though??? 0________________0 DJ, CUT THE MUSIC! Y’all gonna learn today!!

  116. Mmyama
    May 28, 2014 at 12:25 pm

    What do I think? Folks can do as they please at their own wedding. Who are we to judge or dictate what they can, can’t and/or shouldn’t do??

    • ME
      May 28, 2014 at 3:48 pm

      I totally 100 % without a doubt agree with you!! People are so judgmental about really things that shouldn’t bother or concern them.

  117. Elle
    May 28, 2014 at 12:54 pm

    I finally got to watch this and it’s tacky and terrible. What really burns me up is that the person who uploaded this to YouTube used the Bride and Groom’s name in the description! Even if they sanctioned that travesty, they don’t want it to come up whenever you google their names (I hope).

  118. ME
    May 28, 2014 at 3:47 pm

    I personally know the people in this video and wedding party and they are not Tacky, Tasteless, and actually I can’t even see the mens face to say they aren’t impressed. Im sure her husband to be knew about the dance before and. Whats the big deal its as though they stripped. It was just something fun and unique to do… People get too bent out of shape about other peoples affairs. Im just saying its what they wanted to do… whose business is it really. Remind me when I get married to advise the guest not to bring any cell phones or video camera into my wedding… IF i wanted to do something like this it would be my choice I mean it is her money being spent! They came and ate for free so why not do what you want when you spending your own money! The only thing wrong I see here that was done was allowing people to record their wedding events, for it to be posted on a world wide forum and be judged for your own personal choice and right.I say let people be after all it was her wedding and really who did they hurt. Oh and let me add that this is just my opinion please don’t chew me out because of it. I won’t cuss you out because of yours your entitled to yours and I am entitled to mine.

    • TammyS
      May 28, 2014 at 4:03 pm

      *Whistles* Sixty million Frenchmen could not be wrong …

      • ME
        May 28, 2014 at 4:10 pm

        Not wrong or right just nose an judgmental about something that really…. doesn’t and shouldn’t concern them so much or at all. IjS they weren’t guest and really all Sixty million Frenchmen weren’t invited and shouldn’t have an answer or opinion to it at all.

        • ME
          May 28, 2014 at 4:12 pm

          nosey* excuse me before I get publicly ridiculed for a typo. Which is humanly possible thing that can happen that also really should affect or concern so many people. But Im sure it will.

        • TammyS
          May 28, 2014 at 6:31 pm

          Actually 60 millions Frenchmen were the minute it was uploaded. If people were falling over in adulation, you would not have been been saying they were not invited.

      • ME
        May 30, 2014 at 1:45 am

        Please shut up. You doing too much for solo little. Good Bye Felicia oh Im sorry TammyS

        • TammyS
          May 30, 2014 at 7:20 am

          English please !!!!

        • ME
          May 30, 2014 at 7:13 pm

          I said Please shut up You are doing too much for so little. Good Bye Felicia, oh excuse me my mistake TammyS. Everything I said was written and typed in English. Perhaps you should learn to read English versus French, along with all the other Sixty million Frenchmen followers! Let me add this will be my last response to asinine Frenchmen. Argue alone~ *peace*

  119. MyStace
    May 28, 2014 at 4:07 pm

    Yooooooooooo… that really looks like some dade county drill team 20 years and 4 kids later… These comments tho!!!

  120. Tori
    May 28, 2014 at 7:10 pm

    I’m trying to figure out why are we assuming that the bride wasn’t the chick in the blue? Why was this not a honeymoon gift that they could film and then the sex tape gets “leaked?” Oh so many questions, none of which will get us any answers.

  121. May 28, 2014 at 10:13 pm

    I am not going to get back the three minutes and twenty eight seconds of my life that I spent watching that video.

  122. kewlcate
    May 29, 2014 at 12:53 am

    You people are trifling. Seems you have a problem with healthy black women expressing their sensuality. The bride was not wearing an air brushed gown. She was the girl in blue, dancing for her husband, who by the way is from Ghana. If these women were wearing African dress, no one would have a problem with it. Woud you rather they danced a waltz? Some folk just been completely brainwashed. It’s a wedding for crying out loud and they weren’t in the church.

    • PoetrysTruth
      June 1, 2014 at 1:14 pm

      Really though? Brainwashed ‘cuz we ain’t supporting fuckery and shenanigans of booty popping and pelvis grinding in front lil kids, grandmothers, and great aunties? Where you’re from this is acceptable? I don’t care if they had on African dress from his people it’s still stank and inappropriate in this setting. If you think it’s all good gravy that’s an issue. This shit was SHAMEFUL and DISGUSTING! If you don’t know better ion know what to tell you.

  123. Bri
    May 29, 2014 at 8:07 am

    I think this was so inappropriate for the simple fact that there were children there! How tacky & tasteless SMH….. They should have saved that mess for the club!

  124. moveova2014
    May 29, 2014 at 11:24 am

    These comments are giving me life!!!!

    A dance routine at a wedding is one thing (praise dancing, kids stepping) whatever. But THIS routine is better left for the bachelorette party. I’m no prude but I can’t imagine my husband being in a wedding and some broad is gyrating all over him while the pastor looks on. I think funeral arrangements wold have been in order.

  125. Sista
    May 29, 2014 at 4:53 pm

    These comments are the gift that keeps on giving. I laughed so hard I am officially HEALED IN DA NAME OF DA LAWD from the original trauma experienced when I watched this trifling ass mess in the first place. Thank you, once again, black people for saving my life.

  126. Jaywan
    May 29, 2014 at 5:30 pm

    I’m all for a choreographed dance at a wedding. I’m not for the children being in the room while all of the jiggling and booty shaking was going on to an unedited version of Drunk In Love. We have to preserve the innocence of the children at all costs. Otherwise, it’s all in fun I suppose. As a new wife, I probably would have saved the booty shaking for somewhere more private like a dimly lit room with some candles and what not but hey to each his own. Let’s just make sure we save some things for the 18 and over crowd only.

    • Maxine Shaw, attorney-at-LOL
      May 30, 2014 at 10:02 pm

      18-and-over crowd, my ass – how about saving something for YOUR MAN only? Just out there showing allllll her goodies!

  127. Hidaya
    May 30, 2014 at 7:46 am

    Women love to hate on other women. Notice the men didn’t have ANY complaints and got up to join when needed. Love it!

    They weren’t dancing for any of you women…. So sit down somewhere. LoL

  128. Lynette
    May 30, 2014 at 5:41 pm

    This is a hilarious post!! Those chicks need to have several damn rows of seats because that was just embarrassing. Blue skirt almost lost her seat. That’s why should she should have had one and enjoyed the wedding cake. Smdh

  129. Jennifer
    May 30, 2014 at 9:06 pm

    Disrespectful, time for a family beat down for their ass.

  130. Jennifer
    May 30, 2014 at 9:08 pm

    If they think they looked good they need a biggger mirror , a bunch of booger would

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  132. dmcmillian72
    June 3, 2014 at 10:54 am

    Best line of this recap…? “This wedding was full of birds.” Except, this statement of FACT should have been followed, EMPHATICALLY, by about one thousand exclamation marks!!!!! Bwahahahahahahaaaa! Thank you, @Luvvie!

  133. June 7, 2014 at 4:19 pm

    One word: Ratchet! The girls got the wrong address, they went went to a wedding instead of going to the strip club, as they intended. Lol, people I literaly gaped when they started their wannabee lapdance.Like, dang, these girls are for real.

  134. Kim
    June 16, 2014 at 11:36 am

    So I’ve watched this several times and I’m still mad. Three things: What’s up with the African music in the song? 2. Why didn’t the chick in the blue doo rag take her spanx off before the dance and 6. Who choreographed this mess? The divas of olive branch dance coach?