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20 Dumbest Celebrity Tweets of 2012

Most celebrities aren’t famous because they’re the smartest. They just happen to be good at something. Or they’re attention whores. When they get on Twitter, they show all their basicness and I’m sure their publicists are somewhere weeping in the name of fail. This is why this list is necessary, separate from the main list. The rich and famous might have money but they often don’t have sense.

People wondered where Tyrese was on my Dumbest Tweets of 2012 lists and I had to remind them that he needed a special list for his foolishment. This year might be his smartest yet though, because he didn’t do as bad as usual.

So here’s the list. Also, my use of the word “celebrity” here is kinda loose. You might not know some of the folks on this list but they’re recognizable by thousands so I’ma let them cook.



Yes, because as a white dude, there’s many ways to use that word in a non racist way. STFU! Also, it’s “allowed.”

2. RT @KrisHumphries Anyone know where I can quick get a Tetnis shot in Boston?

Sir, TETANUS. Bless you. I see that Kim Kardashian wasn’t with you for intelligence. Not that anyone suspected that to be the case.

3. RT @KevinHart4Real: I know Iceland isn’t a continent but its in Antarctica which is a continent so HA…

Umm… sir. That’s not e’em the case. Bless him.



NO SIR! Have a seat. What does any of this have to do with the price of weave at the Obama Beauty Supply?



What’s a siccor, Ryan?? You already lost the game because whatever it is doesn’t seem to be able to compete with rock or paper. You ain’t gotta know how to spell to swim so…

6. RT @RickyRozay: Climbing the latter of success you will encounter Barriers…they will not #holdmeback

Can you climb the former of success, Rawse?

7. RT @QueenKhia: I was @LilTuneChi first orgazam xoxo

“Orgazam” sounds like fabric. Oh Khia. My neck shakes, my back aches.



Happy 4th of July to you too, Metta! O__O




10. RT @Birdman5Star: The 5 most famous letters in the alphabet: YMCMB

No sir, Birdman. Not at all.



LEPERD KAUN!?!? Jaheim, this is why you can’t have nice things. Like invites to legends’ funerals. O_o

12. RT @Ochocinco: If you cover me let alone be in the facentity I’ll follow you bruh.

Facentity. That wasn’t e’em in vicinity of correct spelling. Womp.


Joseline Hernandez Tweet

Credict card. Chanel 7. Is that a new scent? Candy Camera. Is it made of starbursts? Lawd, Joseline. Stebie ain’t wid her for her language skills.



You know when something is so stupid that all you can say is “ok?” This is that. So much struggle, so little time.

15. RT @Tyrese: Ignore today…Ignore me tomorrow…My strong love consistently will concur all walls of false realities… A gift should be opened.

One day, I wanna understand what Tyrese be saying. Just ONE day.



Khia’s nudes might have many men mourning their woods so…



How do you get BANNED from Virginia, Waka???



Mike Epps ain’t that sharp. Also, who taught him how to make accents on the keyboard??? I blame you!



Because “condoms” is apparently too hard to spell.




Chile, bless all their hearts. Until December 2013. As always, check out DumbestTweets.com.

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  1. TeeNikki
    January 2, 2013 at 8:51 pm

    I hit number 4 and was stuck for a solid 3.6 minutes. Dude is dumb (please pronounce the B for added dumbness).

    Oh and condoughlensis to Marlon’s lil homie.

    • TeeNikki
      January 2, 2013 at 8:52 pm

      E-GADS, I was first!! #carryon

    • Kelly J
      January 2, 2013 at 9:03 pm

      It’s hard to believe that ONE person could hold so much dumBness (that’s me pronouncing the B lol) inside their fine smooth chocolatey…..oh my bad got caught up!!! Um where was I? Oh yes…..such dumBness inside of one persons body!!!

  2. Kelly J
    January 2, 2013 at 8:59 pm

    Haaaaaaaaa!!!!!! CTHU!!!!! iCant Breeeeeve!!!!!! Jaheim got my side hurtin!!!!!! Leperd kaun!!!!! Sir this seat’s \_ for you!!!!!

  3. The Dyv
    January 2, 2013 at 9:01 pm

    Tyrese stay trying to be deep…lol

  4. January 2, 2013 at 9:30 pm

    Was Jaheim in the process of talking about clothing choices when he showed up at Whitney’s funeral in a pool chalk blue zoot suit?

    Tyrese reminds me of the intellectual convict that just throws words together. He is thisclose to having his own language a la Pootie Tang.

    • GloBug
      January 2, 2013 at 10:01 pm

      Lmaooo…I ded.

    • Terri
      January 2, 2013 at 10:48 pm

      wa-da-tah, Tyrese

      • dmaclee
        January 2, 2013 at 11:09 pm

        I’m done!!!!!!

  5. Margaret
    January 2, 2013 at 10:07 pm

    My face was frowned up this entire list then I read Tyrese was a lesbian

    *here’s lies Margaret with the most confused look on her face. She will be missed*


  6. GoldenLady00
    January 2, 2013 at 10:33 pm

    I need a damn abacus to count all the celebrity Twitter struggles O_O

    Mike Epps is the new Tyrese, and doesn’t Khia have a BlackPlanet page to update?

  7. Trina
    January 2, 2013 at 10:34 pm

    So does being a lesbian mean he’s a beeyoch that likes girls

  8. Erin
    January 2, 2013 at 10:41 pm

    Oh, Tyrese. *shakes head*

  9. Can'tTakeIt
    January 3, 2013 at 3:13 am

    There needs to be a game show called Are You Smarter Than a Celebrity Tweeter….with all fifth-grade contestants.

    Skrillex and Kevin Hart at least should know better. *headdesk*

  10. January 3, 2013 at 6:30 am

    So next year (this year) can we have a 20 Dumbest Tyrese Tweets? Something tells me we’ll have enough twitter material. LOL!!

  11. Mo
    January 3, 2013 at 7:21 am

    I un-followed Tyrese bc the dumbness disgusted me, but I’m headed back over there again. This will be the year of the laughs!! BTW whenever I see these celebs showing their illiterate colors, I can’t help but wonder: WHERE IS YO PEOPLE’S? Don’t most celebs have PR and reps and whatnot? Find an intelligent person in your entourage and run stuff by them first if you can’t afford proper reps. Getchu spellcheck on… Do something dumb dumb!!

  12. January 3, 2013 at 10:43 am

    Tyrese needs to some honest friends because right now he is out here losing big time!!! Luuvie more power to ya looking thru these tweets! Lawd bless them!.. just a little blessing.

    I mean COME ON!!!! Blame it on the smart phones? maybe? no. okay I tried.

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  14. Taj Mahal
    January 3, 2013 at 5:14 pm

    All the supposed funds these people are earning, and not ONE of them will drop a couple dollars on an English class, GED, tutor, see-n-say or speak-n-spell. Not nary (yes, nary) a dime was spent! They should be so embarrassed! Yet, these are the same people that are quick to say “yeah, my teachers said O wouldn’t amount to nothin’. Look at me now!” No sir/madam, your teachers were right, you still ain’t worth a damn.

    • Taj Mahal
      January 3, 2013 at 5:18 pm

      * I

    • Buks
      January 9, 2013 at 4:14 pm

      iHollered at “your teachers were right, you still ain’t worth a damn”

  15. January 3, 2013 at 9:34 pm

    WOW. Doesn’t anyone know how to spell anymore?! Cheese and rice.

    Though “rocks, paper, siccor” really cracked me up. :p

  16. Abena
    January 3, 2013 at 11:41 pm

    The last one slayed me. Stupidity, thy name is Tyress.

  17. January 4, 2013 at 10:45 am

    I cackled sitting under the dryer at the salon when I got to “candy camera.”
    Is that a game show? I want to be on it. I love candy!

  18. Fatima
    January 31, 2013 at 10:52 pm

    I am new to this site…and I haven’t stopped peeing on myself since I started!! Lawdy!!

    • February 1, 2013 at 8:53 am

      LOL!!! Welcome to the madness! I hope you take off your coat and stay awhile!

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  20. CM
    August 15, 2013 at 2:38 pm

    I’ve looked at these lists at least 3x and I still can’t stop laughing. Gun Play was the best (dumbest).