Cee-Lo Green is a Walking Christmas Ornament and I Kinda Love It
I enjoy Cee-Lo Green as much as the next person. The dude is entertaining as hell and his music is like in the clouds. He’s clearly a genius and like most geniuses, he also seems to be missing a couple of screws. Which feeds his art, but it also keeps me amused.
Cee-Lo is weird AS HELL. Not weird like “I listen to that band no one else does” but weird like “I enjoy to lick Elmer’s glue just because.” And to be honest, I like him for it. He’s extra, but unlike Nicki Minaj, he has talent to back it up. OOP. SHADE.
PLUS, something tells me he doesn’t just ACT weird. He really IS. I bet he wakes up and colors on his walls just because he can. His off-ness doesn’t seem like a gimmick. So much so that if I ever saw Cee-Lo in some gray suit with 2 buttons and matching shoes, I’d be afraid. I can’t be used to seeing him dress like a normal adult. That’ll freak me out.
I admit that seeing Cee-Lo gets my imagination running wild. I look at him and he reminds me of the dinosaur in Toy Story. You know the one whose arms ain’t meet? Yeah, that one. He’s just so short-limbed. His arms are clearly too short to box with anyone, let alone God. (-_-) It also doesn’t help that he dresses like Mickey Mouse in Fantasia. Outchea walking around in floor-length silk robes and no neck. It’s amazing, really.
Who goes from Toucan Sam to Patti Labelle circa the 70s? Only Cee-Lo.
Why are you rocking jacquard wizard robes like you about to go play a rousing game of Quidditch, my dude??? Cee-Lo be rocking Harry Potter’s Gryffindor robe on a Tuesday like it makes sense. Because it makes PERFECT sense to him. Every day is Halloween for Cee-Lo Green, and bless his heart for me. He keeps me cackling.
I love him for embracing everything that’s odd about him. Including the fact that he often looks like something that should be hanging on a Christmas tree. His ornament swag is so proper, because he’s all round and glittery. You know that man loves him some glitter.
But if you wanna REALLY laugh, look at the video below of Cee-Lo and Kermit the Frog. THAT. DAMB. ALPHET!!! *cries laughing*
He’s going on a safari and he needs mirrors on his shirt for some reason. I just… I am SO tickled by this!
Bless him and his alphets.
So whatcha’ll think of Cee-Lo Green’s wardrobe?
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“He’s just so short-limbed. His arms are clearly too short to box with anyone, let alone God. (-_-)”
Bwahahahahahahaaaaaaaskghoweignrva;skldghiow!!!
I’m with you. Love Cee-Lo green in all his weirdo glory.
This post is going to be responsible for getting me fired. I am in my office crying from laughter.
“His ornament swag is so proper, because he’s all round and glittery”
You better preach, Luvvie. I love Cee-Lo, but Lawd, he is so EXTRA all the time.
That line just murked me in the office *tears*
When I was in college (in Atlanta), I saw Ceelo in Inserections (the sex store). He was wearing a floor length fur coat with matching hat. That’s the most “normal” I’ve ever seen him dress and I love him for it. He looked like a Chow Chow and I wanted to just touch the hem of his coat. It looked all soft and warm and luxurious!
LMAOOOO at him looking like a Chow Chow! Omg. So accurate b/c that was the visual in my head.
Cee-lo is nuttier than a fruitcake and I love it…but I do NOT recall seeing that PattiPatti outfit…I am officially dead…lmao
A reality show featuring him and his shenanagins would be one I’d watch religiously lol
KMN
I saw him walking down Sunset with some chick while I was at a beer festival last summer..my friend kept saying “There’s Cee-lo!” and I’m like “where”. I CLEARLY didn’t know it was him because he was dressed “normal” in Jeans & a T-shirt. I guess that’s one way to deflect the paparazzi -___-
I dont know if you seen this duet with Kermit the Frog on the voice but looka his alphet. He cannot help himself.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__gxog_3xcQ&feature=youtube_gdata_player
LMAOOOOOOO!!! You just made me edit the post to include that video. SIR WHAT ARE YOU WEARING??? That damb alphet of his!
“Why are you rocking jacquard wizard robes like you about to go play a rousing game of Quidditch, my dude???” ON EVERYTHING I LOVE YOU NEED A DAYTIME TV TALK SHOW!!! ( yes I just screamed at you) I mean I would camp out for tickets to hear you say something like this in person!!! This is a primetime statement.. I am a Gryffindor and I approve.
“Why are you rocking jacquard wizard robes like you about to go play a rousing game of Quidditch, my dude??? ”
iCan’t! In the words of Luvvie: I am unable to can! I had to stop reading right there because my eyes watered up. I’m trying so hard not to look a fool in my cubical right now. Jacquard wizard robes! L-O-mutha freaking-L!
Is it sad that I have this strange crush on him. Like his oddness makes me wonder what his love making would be like. i think it would be something magical with rainbows and a disco ball
….and unicorns!LOL
ooooo!!! Psychodelic!
Excuse me while I pick myself up off the damn floor…onto which I slid from my office chair. I’m so glad I work alone.
But did you hear that vocal skill yes sir Cee-lo Green be killing ’em
Al Roker was making fun of him too.
http://instagram.com/p/Sl87KKQCAp/
I love baby hands. He’s a music genuis! His Christmas album is alladat. He’s weird as hell but he’s like that cousin that is a little “special” because his parents are first cousins. You know he has some isshas but that’s what makes him fun as hell and you look forward to every family gathering because he’s your favorite relative.
On the cover of his Christmas album he’s driving a car. You just know he had to slide the seat all the way forward to be able to reach the steering wheel.
LMAO! After sitting on phone books too.
He looks like a Time Lord with that collared getup on the left.
I keep coming back to this post because Christmas Ornament Ceelo is giving me err’thing I need today.