Kellyanne Conway Gotta Get Her Feet Off That Couch
Let me tell you something. The entire Trump administration must be made up of people who were raised by savages. Every week, they do some shit that is unbecoming of what people do when they are raised with sense as a core value and guiding principle.
Latest is the picture that dropped yesterday, of a meeting in the Oval Office with the heads of HBCUs (Historical Black Colleges and Universities). First of all, everything about the picture tap dances on my very last nerves.
But I’ma let these HBCU presidents cook for now. What I am mostly concerned about is Kellyanne Conway and her lack of refinery. Money can pay for tuition but it surely can’t buy class.
GET YOUR GAHTDAMB FEET OFF THAT GOOD COUCH, KELLYANNE. Where do you think you are?? This is the Oval Office, not your slumber party. Why are you so comfortable? This is not your house and you don’t pay rent here so what you ain’t gon do is defile the furniture by wearing your outside clothes and then putting your outside feet on top of it. I bet that couch now smells like onion rings. Just unprofessional as hell.
This is a room where everyone else is in a suit and she’s all casual like she’s at her humble abode. It’s a mess.
This woman ain’t got no home training. Not a piece of broughtupsy to be found. Does she have on shoes? That couch looks like it stains easily and I don’t know where her feet have been and what she’s trudging in. I’m just mad for whoever has to come clean. But then if she doesn’t have on shoes, why is she in the freaking Oval Office without something covering her corns? Either way you slice it, this is unacceptable.
Someone’s grandma is throwing their shoe at Kellyanne’s head as we speak. She’s the reason for plastic over furniture. She is the reason why none of us are allowed to sit in the sitting room.
And then she’s in a dress, with her knees all far apart. What did a philosopher we all know as Lenethia Leakes say? CLOSE YOUR LEGS TO MARRIED MEN.
Again, these people must be raised by savages. Out here looking like she’s texting Cher about the burn book she just created. And Mango Mussolini is standing in the middle looking like Dennis the Menace. Nothing about this picture is right.
And this meeting of the HBCU presidents. Fine, if they had to go, ok. But that doesn’t mean they had to be cheesing for the camera. Shoutout to the women in the back who look like they’re mean mugging their way through it. Thug misses. That’s how everyone shoulda been. There shouldn’t be any teeth showing in this picture. They shoulda coordinated that via a GroupMe thread beforehand. “We are going to this meeting but we will not smile. Pass it along.” But nooooo. Some of the folks in this picture showing ALL 32. I’d be the one in the picture being all “I’m just here so I won’t get fined.”
Ugh. Another day, another woe.
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I love you ma’am. For being you, for being a part of our next Shondaland fix, for your book getting me through this surreal year of Our Lord Twenty and Seventeen.
But oh especially. For this breakdown of why dis heaux need to get her damn shoes up off Obama’s couch. (yes. I SAID WHAT I SAID. I don’t recognize the authority of orange snack foods.)
Like I told somebody on Twitter- every Nigerian mama, granny, auntie I have would have knocked her SMOOTH OUT. She would wake up in 2018 like “chu mean impeached?”
Yes sister! Congratulations to Shodaland nation and Ms Luvvie! ✊… On the other hand, the alternative has no home training whatsoever. Heux on heux. I can’t stand her raggedy self..
(My sister, yes. If Luvvie hadn’t pulled off this magic I would have asked one baba lowo to magic me back to 2016. I’m quietly pretending we’re cousins in my brain.)
But this heifer KC. Who does that? Obama can’t put his feet on his own desk but she can drape her struggly shoes all up and through? It’s even a light colored couch.
It’s Filth.
Hahaha! Those traits survived the middle passage because my grandmother would knock you into next week doing some mess like this, on the good sofa!
OMG, I’m not sure which I like better, the article or your comment! Either way, you’re both correct. Why she’s even in this photo to begin with is baffling. It’s March tomorrow and I’m still SMH how the WH went from super classy to just flat out trashy.
Dawn, after stewing over this latest episode here are a couple of my thoughts. There are professional photographers among WH staff who were on hand to record this moment. Why was Conway even in the room? with her iPhone no less! My very first reaction was imagining thought balloons above each of the HBCU participants’ heads with the words “white trash”.
You are so funny … “get her damn shoes up off Obama’s couch”
Chyllllle, I’m not even Naija, but I promise you I heard my southern grandma yell out from her grave “Who’s child is this with no home training??!! She can’t come here NO MORE until she gets some!*
Tinu, she would have been smacked clean off that couch and into December 31 2018….
White trash makin’ it at the international level with the orange crook.
Who displays that level of comfort? At work? In the presence of co-workers AND business associates/strangers? WHO?
I’m just smh at this. There.Are.No.Words for this. NONE! ????????????????
I believe this is completely deliberate on her part: she has boasted of having “walk-in” privileges for the Oval Office. She was sending a message that she is just THAT comfortable in there that she can put up her feet, kick off her shoes, and sit any old kind of way – and it will be fine with him.
Sad thing is she was still wearing her shoes! Who does that!!!!
Maybe google: Obama feet on the desk?
Here we go, who opened that door. You know she’s man inappropriate, even if he did THAT and this are way different..So..
I saw the picture and if you can see the difference btw that and THIS, nothing I can do to open your blind eyes AND she’s not the President thanks.
Maybe Google Kellyanne Conway NOT the POTUS.
Because the president is more privileged, or JUST Obama?
White women and nobody but white women. You know they think the whole world was created to kiss THEIR asses.
Please don’t generalize to ‘white women’. She does not represent anything about women, white or any other color. She is disgusting trash, just like the man whose ass she kisses every day.
Not onion rings! She really forgot company was present or the fact she was at work. Too comfortable.
LMBO @ agent orange!!!
I do believe it was reflexive: in a roomful of Black men, her first instinct, straight from her reptilan brain, was to get down on her knees and spread her legs. Just habit, probably.
That body language is screaming for the ⚫️????
Learn how to spell and speak. You sound super ignorant when you publish stuff like this. You are nothing more than a racist, dirt throwing, uneducated little person with a laptop. She was taking a picture. Where is your piece on Obama and his desk feet pictures? That’s right! It’s non existent! Because you do not care about truth just trying to falsely rake someone through the mud. If she were black you’d be quiet.
Tucker, I too tried to rationalize her savagery by saying, “She was taking a picture.” But within 2.5 seconds, I recognized how wrong that assumption was. Her phone is not in camera/picture taking position, she has on a dress so her knees should not be spread apart, feet shouldn’t be on the couch unless she was going to stand on it to take a picture – that’s not what is happening here. Bottom line, this is a no-no. As far as Obama putting his feet up on the desk, that is ordinary – no big deal there. It’s funny that the GOP goes from a president who has such respect for the oval office that he wouldn’t walk inside of it without a suit on (GWB) to this melon colored trash. And then you defend it. That’s rich!
Oh and Luvvie has her own lexicon, following, and New York Times bestseller. And you sir? Didn’t think so. K bye!
You sir/ma’am are on the wrong thread, may I suggest that you troll somewhere else. Hell anywhere else but here. If you don’t know what you’re talking about remember silence is golden. You and your Orange dictator need to have several seats preferably in Siberia where he can control the seals. #notmypresident #resist #luvnation
It is better to be thought a foll than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.
Or try to spell fool
Nope. Nope. Nope. Ok, forget even that in a room full of black men in positions of authority, she still thought it wise to sit. Her president is upstanding too.
Etiquette requires men to be upstanding when a lady gets up and for everyone to be upstanding when a person in a position of power is standing.
Even if she were decently sat on that sofa, this would still look wrong.
And Barack didn’t put his feet up in the middle of a meeting!…and at the time it was HIS desk!
Speak . How can anyone possibly compare the President to a staffer. Also once again to remind that person it was his desk. He was POTUS.
Bless your heart
Tucker, it was PRESIDENT Obama’s office which gave him leeway to be comfortable. Don’t forget the title. It is not her office.
Dear Tucker,
I do not know where you came from and why you decided to post on this particular blog. I’m assuming that you are not familiar with the awesomeness held in the fingertips of Ms. Luvvie Ajayi, so let me take this time to address that first. This is a woman who has done many things, met many people, and had Oprah touching her head. Let that sink in.
This is not the place for you to troll. Not only will we own you and the raggedy ass horse you rode in on, you will wish that you had the good sense to seek life elsewhere. This is not the place for you and your brand of dumbshit.
Tucker there are WH photographers on staff whose job it is to take pictures. Much was / is made of President Obama propping his feet and no, it did not bother me. I am a light-complexioned indigenous woman of a certain age i.e. I look like a little white senior. More importantly, my mother taught proper deportment in an office environment. Her deportment feet on the furniture, legs splayed while wearing a short skirt and bringing her iPhone into the Oval Office are all shabby behaviors that indicate lack of respect for herself as well as her boss and his guests, members of HBCU.
She is showing a total lack of respect for the group she is in. I am white and female and know how to behave in a group of professionals. She can get up on her feet and take a photo with a decent, respectful attitude. She has no class at all.
Tucker broke into the library thinking no one would be here. Enjoying ALLLL of this “light” reading.
Bless your pointy lil troll head.
Oh Tucker you fish eyed fool. “If she were black you’d be quiet” If she were black she woulda had respect for her elders. If she were black she would have had reverence for the occasion. If she were Michelle Obama or Valerie Jarrett or Susan Rice, you’d be over on conservativesRus.com pitchin a natural bitch fit. So work you’re way back to theRightbWhite.com and teach your girl KekeAnne about manners and Betsy Do Little about HBCU’s.
Shoes on a hard wood desk while President Obama was having what was obviously a casual meeting with some of his advisors is a whole different ballgame than shoes on a sofa, knees apart in a dress, while visiting dignitaries are in the Oval Office.
What you said… I hope that broke it down for him real good. And after reading his opening statements about Luvvie’s speech and spelling, just knew his dumb azz had just stumbled into a hornet’s nest.
Tucker Swanson, this is the office of the President of the United States. This is an official meet-and-greet. This is not after-hours private time. The disrespect displayed by this woman is astounding. It’s as if Trump and his staff are all taking unholy joy in trashing everything about the office of president. (Something that has been obvious since he insisted that one of the Bibles used to swear him in be the Lincoln/Obama Bible.) They are wiping their feet on the presidency and our entire government.
Away with you, troll. Not about to fall for your foolishness.
TUCKER. First of all nobody was talking to you. Second the PREZ with feet and some ‘lady’ taking a picture with NO RESPECT for the office and the decorum of the WHITE HOUSE. Secondly she is in a room full of men, if u have no class to see how OBAMA having his PRESIDENTIAL feet on the desk fully CLOTHED and a lady on the couch, are DIFFERENT. Why are you commenting BC you clearly DONT GET IT. So go buy a suit and get a job.
There should be a certain amount of respect for the occasion@ ur guest of which she had none. If this was my moma’s sofa she wouldn’t have to worry about her shoes because she wouldn’t have any feet…on her sofa; that’s a no no.
Here lies Jasmyn. Daughter, sister, wife. Rest in peace. I’m gone y’all. Good day. Good night. *cues up End of the Road*
Disrectful! Who dragged this heifer up?!?
Dear Ms. Luvvie:
I walk along the path created by the brilliance that comes when you sprinkle your wham sandwich molecules upside the heads of beasts and slay them with word swords that decapitate them. May you continue to reign over the madness and hopefully help cast them out into a trillion mile an hour orbit, nine zillion light years away.
That, Daphne, is poetry. LOVE it!!
Well, the first thing you know ol’ Jeb’s a millionaire, the kin folk said Jeb move away from here.
The place California is the place you ought to be, So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly….Hills that is swimming pools, movie stars…..
The Beverly Hillbillies ….. Starring : Kellyann Conway
Nope, Granny would have taken the switch to any girl not sitting like a lady on the fancy furniture. There’s naivete and whateverthehell Ms. Conway is trying to accomplish.
Ugh! Such a basic Becky! See your life. If we needed an illustration of white privilege, see: Exhibit A.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
my white girl self is going to remember that. “such a basic becky!” such an accurate description of so many…
The way I HATE Kellyanne. Ya’ll just don’t know.
Mxcheeeeeeeeewww !!!
No hometraining. Look at how they are looking at her, like “WTF?”
She can walk around how she wants to. Those darkies are just the help. Don’t mind Miss Sally. Just don’t look too hard at her.
Racist, bigoted troll. Your time will soon come to an end when your SCROTUS is impeached, along with Pencil. Bannon will be lucky to make it out of the White House with the skin on his back. But go ahead and have your laughs. When KCs nose falls off, and can’t be put back on, we’ll laugh right along with you, much like we are doing now.
JUST No. Vulgar, crass and always trying to be the beacon of nonconventional behavior. This is what the people voted for. I despise the lot of them, especially this low class heffa. She age faster than last weeks milk.
I am loving the face on the man directly behind Kellyanne Ought-To-Know-Better. He is not here for that.
His face is like “Harpo? Who dis woman?”
Yes, ma’m, that’s the president of Spelman College, Dr. Campbell (in the glasses) looking far from pleased. She assured us that while she had to go to ensure our federal funding was in tact, she would address Agent Orange’s policies that are counter to Spelman’s values and principles. Waiting for her follow up correspondence…
Thank the universe for the strong and sensible people who are standing up and speaking out. (and now I know why I never let anyone call me Becky)
Where was she rsised? You’re at a business meeting with feet up snd shame on pbotographer for not asking her to move. She really has no place in the photo since her phone was obviously more important.
As I was reading your words, the picture had not yet come up on my screen. When I scrolled down and I saw her splayed upon that couch, I honestly froze and from my mouth came, “Oh, NO!”. Out loud truth. Loudly. Vehemently. The dogs are afraid, now. But the one that needed to hear it was too far away, I fear. Seriously. I’m a woman raised by a woman with a heart of gold who was raised by another woman with impeccable manners and all THREE generations would have side-eyed and given a good smack, if we’d been able. You don’t put your feet or your shoes on the couch. In the OVAL. My Lord, can we get Olivia Pope to handle this?
I wonder where her shoes are…in the couch? She needs her hair done. Close the legs. Just no.
Wow. If she was black, y’all would be saying she has a perfect right to sit like that and anyone who says otherwise is shaming her. Hypocrisy.
We say things like black people have every right to exist in public places, commit minor infractions without getting killed, and wear our natural hair, not to act the fool in the Oval.
Bravo. Perfect retort.
Hypocrisy- I think not. If she was black she would have known and done better. And on the OFF chance a black woman would have done the same, she’d be criticized even harder from the collective.
No, this more like, textbook Beckery 101. This is the typical yt girl shit that everyone sees but nobody calls out: from the open leg gap, to the undercurrent of unspoken entitlement and familiarity in a room full. of. black. people.
Oh, shut up, Gina. Go wash your white sheets. You know which ones I mean.
LULZ
NOBODY has a right to sit like that in the Oval office. I don’t care if you’re black, white, green, or orange. Put your feet on the floor and stop acting like you were raised in a barn.
Obviously, you are not only stupid, you can’t read because no black person that desired to keep all 32 of their teeth, WOULD EVER put their feet on their momma’s couch. Have you not read any of the posts before posting your dumb ass comment? As a matter of fact, we weren’t even allowed in the living room, so take your bullshit somewhere else. No class just trash.
Apparently you didn’t read the blog post because what this white woman got from reading it is that if she was black, her mama would have laid her out on the floor for sitting on the couch like that. Maybe it’s that my mama was from Alabama and raised on Southern gentility, but if that had been me perched on the couch in the Oval Office like that, my mama would have risen up from her grave and not given me a moment’s peace until I had somehow made restitution for such a serious lapse of manners. Seriously, this picture is the epitome of what it means to disrespect the office.
Well, there is not a picture of a black woman doing this.
No ma’am Miss Gina, because you would not see Susan Rice, Maxine Waters or any other Black woman in a professional capacity (Omarosa excluded) sitting on a couch with that posture in a room full of guest. It’s about decorum dear, not the color of your skin.
Extremely inappropriate!! It depicts the overall disregard and rudeness that has bulldozed it’s way into our lives. I’m glad the photographer didn’t ask her to move… more fun for SNL!
7 big ass smiles. I’m petty and I counted. The rest of the deacon and deaconess look like they waaaaaay over Orange Olstien!
BTW, I’m so proud to be a Spelman alum right now, cause the Thug Misses with the glasses who looks like she is silently reciting pslams as not to into a full windmill on Darth and his vulgar spawn, is Spelman’s president, Dr. Mary Campbell Schmidt! She did not come here for these Hunger Games! And the way the Spelman woman is set up, to see that troll on the couch, legs doubled over and open in this formal meeting, she was probably nauseous!
Thank you Luuvie for reading Kelly! She is now reached 9,000 & now on Super Saiyan Savage Mode. #GutBucketAdminChronicles!
Yep. And the Grandpa in the brown suit is calling upon Jesus for fortitude to get through this travesty.
7 big smiles plus an obliviously grinning hairdemort (or, as I think of him… that racist, anti-Semitic asshat who stiffed my dad. I’ve been hearing horror stories about Cheeto-in-chief since I was nine.). Everyone else is clearly done with the photo op. The man directly behind Kellyanne in the photo is palpably uncomfortable. I feel bad for him and everyone else in attendance, who deserve more than this. Each HCBU member probably accomplishes more in a week than McRacist pants ever can or will in his pathetic lifetime.
Kellyanne’s *presence* in this photo-op, nevermind her disrespect, Sends my blood from boiling to nearly vaporizing.
Nailed it as usual, Luvvie! This girl is straight up disgraceful. Notice I didn’t say woman, because she isn’t one.
Who took that picture? Did the photographer know this was going to wind up looking like a still from a gang pap smear? Did he or she know and just take the picture and not say anything? I have questions…
The picture only documents the dismissiveness and disrespect she exhibits for all of these black college leaders.
Learn how to spell and speak. You sound super ignorant when you publish stuff like this. You are nothing more than a racist, dirt throwing, uneducated little person with a laptop. She was taking a picture. Where is your piece on Obama and his desk feet pictures? That’s right! It’s non existent! Because you do the care about truth just trying to falsely rake someone through the mud. If she were black you’d be quiet.
Learn how to spell and speak. You sound super ignorant when you publish stuff like this. You are nothing more than a racist, dirt throwing, uneducated little person with a laptop. She was taking a picture. Where is your piece on Obama and his desk feet pictures? That’s right! It’s non existent! Because you do not care about truth just trying to falsely rake someone through the mud. If she were black you’d be quiet.
Dude, start with a) she didn’t write this for you. Next is b), which is that Ms. Luvvie would have dragged her harder if she were black, because, as she mentioned, show some home training. Also, c) she is in a room fully of people who are she should have been talking to with enthusiasm, as they are helping educate the future of our country, and she’s the representation of our current administration, who are not doing a great job explaining what the hell they’re doing in terms of taking care of ALL the children. Finally, d) why the hell is she the only one sitting down in the entire room? Stand up and act like you have respect for anyone else in the room, madame!
Well, actually, PRESIDENT Obama was putting his feet on WOODEN furniture, in HIS office, at HIS desk. POTUS is the boss, he can do what he wants. If Trumplestiltskin wants to make an ill-advised attempt to put on a pair of jump boots and Riverdance across that motherfucker, he can do so and I won’t say a word.
Also, btw? You’re a fucking racist asshole douchehammer. HTH.
Saying this three times doesn’t make it true, troll.
And it’s not Obamas couch. It belonged to a lot more people before it was lent to him to rest his feet. I find it more surprising that all you “well trained” women can’t speak and wright past a 3rd grade level
“Write”, darling, ignorant Tucker, not “wright”. Get your troll on somewhere else, please sir. You are not needed here. Bless your heart…..
Tygress, it’s “Bless your LITTLE heart” in this case.
Emphasis on LITTLE. Bye Tucker.
Thank you, Tygress.
You don’t go to school here, sir. That is why you don’t understand. Now run back under the bridge from whence you came.
Thx!
“write” not “wright”
Spell check is your friend, pumpkin.
Ownership of the couch aside, in what setting is it appropriate for a woman to sit anywhere in a dress with her legs up and open? I can think of only one setting where a “professional” woman would be so cavalier and oblivious to the way her femininity is displayed in a room full of men. It’s disrespectful to the oval office, the people in attendance, and I am once again embarrassed that she has the same degrees that I hold.
Bless your deplorable heart and I mean it the way southern White women mean it!
First thing dear dumbass Tucker, go research Ms. Luvvie, her blog and her writing style (not Wrighting). Then maybe you can come back and play, but please be reminded that we will still drag your ass through the mud. You wandered into a Nation that you don’t understand, nor do we want you too, so kindly “Tuck” your raggedy, dirty white ass back in your pickup and go back to where ever you came from.
I think it’s time for you to crawl back to the cave where you belong, troll.
This is a humor site. Seeing as you clearly have none, you should consider absenting yourself from it. We are also aware of whose couch it is; such is our outrage at the artless, witless fool who has illegitimately followed him into that office.
Secondly, if you had any knowledge whatsoever of the site on which you are commenting, you would know that it’s a humor site by a black woman, read primarily by black women, all of whom are educated. What we are also adept at is codes witching, which is being fluent in standard English as well as the dialectical English that is the hallmark of both the site and the commenters.
Since you clearly don’t know that, let me introduce you thusly: have *several* seats and don’t think about coming for people’s edges when you don’t know the difference between “write” and “wright.” Bye, son!
So tone deaf is this administration that I would bet this photo is their version of being relatable. Never mind that a 50-ish year old woman is acting like a toddler. We’re supposed to read this as “look how relaxed I am with all these black people! When we talk about those things in Chicago, it’s not dog whistle racism! I have black friends!”
NAILED it, and thank you! That’s the part of this photo that makes me the maddest! KellyAnus and the Orange Julius Ceasar are lying, fake imposters. How in the world did we go from the class that was Obama to the crass that is Trumpler’s circus???
Ms Luvvie, funny and cute post. I’m a new fan.
I admit I do like Kellyanne, and respect her hard work, drive, and the fact she makes family-time a priority….but she was absolutely wrong here. Disrespect for the Office and the distinguished company present.
My daddy was big on home-training and respect. Smh…
Dear Luvvie:
“Every week, they do some ‘shit’ that is unbecoming…”
Why did you have to delegitimize your very valid observation with the unnecessary use of foul language?
By doing so, you just lowered yourself to her level.
People who matter always pick up on those seemingly little, unimportant details.
Sill Miguel,
The people who matter to Luvvie picked up on this detail and enjoyed it. Those who don’t, popped into her blog making uninformed commentary on the tone and style of her writing.
Silly Miguel,
The people who matter to Luvvie picked up on this detail and enjoyed it. Those who don’t, popped into her blog making uninformed commentary on the tone and style of her writing.
Thank you Luvvie for starting my Tuesday with a smile 🙂 ..I havent heard the word broughtupsy in so long I forgot it existed..this made me giggle. And so true about her
The whole scene gives me the creeps. So much wrongness in one space.
She is showing ZERO respect for these gentlemen. Disgusting piece of work.
How could you forget his name Darth Cheeto?
You forgot “Cantaloupe Caligula” and “Hair Twitler”
I have a theory about why the CryptKeeper is sitting that way. She’s praying in supplication to her Dark Lord Satan.
She just got so caught up in her spiritual experience that she’s unaware of the hundred other people in the room…
Kellyanne, you work for the president. When the president has guests, put on your company manners. I will send my 6- and 10-year-old children to show you how.
I woke UP mad about this today. This skeletor-looking professional liar sitting there on our furniture like she’s texting a friend about when they can get away from the adults and go out and smoke cigarettes behind the gym. She’s in a room full of accomplishment and brilliance (Cheeto excepted), acting like putting filters on her instagram is more important than greeting them respectfully. She is as disgusting as the rest of this administration. Their racism shows through everything.There’s never an hour where they don’t let it leak through.
To be fair, it looks like only four of the the guests are actually smiling, the other few showing teeth could be snarling and most of them are clearly not happy to be there …
Posts like this are why I fell in love with you, Ms. Luvvie.
May your insightfulness never waver and your shadiness never know direct sunlight.
Yes Brent, please go school Tucker Swanson, Lol
Yes, my GrannyGreen would have made me cut the switch and taught me to dance had I positioned myself like some common trash waiting to be “noticed”. As for what is his name…we refer to him as #45 but another favorite is “Lord Commander Marmalade”
But they didn’t get upset when Obama put his feet on the presidential desk numerous times or when Bill got blow jobs and more in the Oval Office…so seriously?? Only goes to show how shallow, lame, and hypocritical the libbies are!!
troll somewhere else. just go. shoo! be gone *sprays insecticide in your face*
I am hollering.
I have real tears. REAL tears and almost peed myself
did you mind when ford, carter and bush did it, or just obama?
http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/photos/desk.asp
They put their feet on their desk, they didn’t kneel on the couch with legs open during a photoshoot. #SitDown
Hey, “S. Ambroz”?
Don’t go away mad.
Just *go away*.
From the beginning I’ve always thought she lacked refinement and grace but now I am sure of it! How disrespectful for the guests and for the Whitehouse itself ! This whole presidency reminds me of King Ralph, tacky, trashy.
Excuse me?! would she have acted like that if that was a room full of white college presidents? not only with her feet on the couch, but texting (or checking email or whatever) during a meeting with a large group of very important people? disrespectful
She’s like a child who was given too much power. Smiling and skipping around the White House.
I’m thinking she’s spent a lotta time gettin comfortable on that couch, ya know what I mean…
Hatchet-faced Hattie is gonna make my hair catch on fire, sweartagawd. She is not in her office, she’s in someone else’s office, and I don’t care who you are, home or away you do not put your dirty ass shoes ON THE COUCH. She’s wearing spike heels, if you catch the photos with other angles, and they’re digging into the back of the cushion so, yeah, way to go. Also?
YOU DO NOT SIT WHEN HONORED GUESTS ARE STANDING. EVER. NO.
That clown-faced whackadoodle must have been born in a barn and dragged up by wolves. Ashy on the outside and trashy on the inside, what a winning pair.
Also also, that heffabilly better close her knees before she starts attracting cats. Mmhmm.
Thank you Luvvie..
Can I play with the deep psychoanalysis of the behaviour with you here? Kellyanne suffers from a general nervousness that brings turbulence to her system. With this she rarely feels comfortable. So, she seeks to bring a calm comfort to her system as opposed to authentic or ‘appropriate’ behaviour to most situations. This awkward ‘stance’ or shall we say ‘squat’ is an attempt to show she belongs in the environment.. as in “look at how all up in the white house I am, I can take my shoes off and be comfortable on the furniture because I belong here and I hang out here all the time”. Now ,stay with me, it is also a display of dominance to the environment.. “I belong to this club and you don’t, you cannot take your shoes off and sit on the furniture like me, I am part of the inner circle”! Now, to the rest of us & I am sure the people in the room, it comes off as .. no manners, WTF and really should you not be standing and be eye to eye with the others in the room… but.. Kelly is believing she is on top of her game. Only through deep work, a job change, and a letting go of the need to be liked will she recover from this generalized anxiety disorder.
Thank you for letting me play here Luvvie…
How does she not know that this is unacceptable? Her legs wide open is what really gets my goat. Honey, close them. We were taught as little girls not sit like that in a dress. Get yourself together.
I am still crying I laughed so hard. As one who’s Mamaw had plastic on the furniture my entire life, I loved this whole piece. Thank you.
not only all of that, but he is the president (even if we don’t like it) and he is standing. when the most senior person in the room is standing, everybody is standing! that is also good manners. i don’t know why that one bugs me the most, but it does.
Someone need to tell this gal that there are easier and more modest ways to hide her varicose veins.
Girlfriend has her shoes on!!!! TMZ has a pic of her nude high heels poking into the back of the couch!!
This is everything that anyone ever needed to say about Footgate. Hilarious. I was a little sad about the coffee I wasted when I spit it on the counter while laughing at your fantastic piece, but it was worth it.
I’m new to Miss Luvvie but I’m a fan! This is only hilarious because it’s so to the point! Yes, no class, no respect, no couth. Old word that should be brought back ASAP to describe many people today.
On top of everything else that’s wrong with this picture – why are all the women in the “back of the bus,” so to speak? GRRRR!
Well, they are at the back of the picture, but so is Trump. With most presidents this would be an honored position, but with Trump they are likely just in more danger of being grabbed due to proximity.
You lived through Clinton and suddenly you’re worried about “stains” and “class”?
Clinton and Monica weren’t doing their deed(s) in front of a roomful of guest whom it would be important to actually try to build some consensus with and help span some of the racial divide between this administration and… well…. EVERYBODY else.
I can FEEL my momma’s look telling me I better not act that way and she probably hasn’t even seen this picture.
Maybe she had stinky feet, poor love she looks a real skank
DYING. “This woman ain’t got no home training. Not a piece of broughtupsy to be found.”
you know somewhere someone’s mawmaw is FUMING. hell, i am. she got her feet on the couch, she’s sitting LIKE THAT in front of important guests and she’s playin’ on that phone? g’lawd the switch that is coming for her behind is green and fresh.
as Luvvie would say, a classless wonder.
Due to how I’d have been in my casket if I even thought to sit like this at my aunty’s house, where I was raised. Feet on whose couch? Lawd. And in good company? Hell naw. And to ‘skin out’ like that, in the company of a bunch of men? She’d have killed me, then killed my duppy (ghost). Kellyanne is just broughtupsy deficient.
I’ve seen a picture of this gathering without Kellyanne present.
I don’t know anymore which one was ‘shopped.
I am reserving judgment on this one.
You all have way too much time on your hands. Inner city violence, human trafficking, millions of unborn children being aborted, genocide around the world. People starving and homeless and veterans being mistreated and you all spend this much time talking about Kellyane’s feet on a couch. Please get a life. Really simple minds always focus on other people. Try to expend some of that energy solving some of the above issues. Have a great day.
POOF…BEGONE TROLL
It’s sad how you can only focus on one thing at a time. You know, unlike the rest of humanity.
Hahahahahahahah, shut all the Way Up- Ass!!!
I so love this article! Just adding my favorite Trump nickname (from the Daily Show) Cinnamon Hitler. (Side note: is Tucker Swanson the whitest name ever? And to be clear, I’m white)
Found you on Pinterest with This post…and all I can say is: OMFG, I LOVE YOU GIRL!!!! I can’t stand this woman and my immediate reaction to this picture was: she looks like she’s getting ready for, or just finished, a whole lotta bj’s.
THEN….:Ok, so on somebody else’s thread to this picture, I had to respond with this when it was said that 1) poor Kellyann can’t catch a break (wah wah- and yes I know I keep spelling her name wrong, w/e) and that 2) the lead-up to this picture was that she was standing on the couch in order to get enough height to get a picture of the whole group.
My response:
She can’t catch a break because she’s an idiot. She’s yet to utter a single word or do a single thing that makes sense. For example, look at the angle she’d be getting of the entire group of people in this picture, even with the height of standing on the couch. She’s not getting a picture of everyone facing the camera. And, unless you’re a little girl who Really doesn’t know any better, after standing up on a thing such as a couch in a dress, in a room full of MEN, you carefully step down and sit down on your rear end. And yes, let’s remember, this is the Oval Office people, there is a room full of official visitors…this isn’t Aunt Kimmie’s house at Christmas where she’s 5 years old getting ready to open her last 5 presents.
So, while ya’ll are ranting about Kellyanne’s lack of social graces, you’re completely missing the Racism of the entire gathering – Historical BLACK Colleges and Universities!! I can just hear it now; if this had been a gathering of the Historical WHITE Colleges and Universities – Oh but wait; that’s right – we don’t have any, now do we. That would be Racist, now wouldn’t it! Oh well; at least we have the White Caucus on Capital Hill. What’s that? Oh my; you mean there’s only the Black Caucus? About time Racism was banished in this country by ALL colors! We’re all the same RACE, and historically all go back to Adam and Eve as the parents of all of us. I see no RACISM in God’s Word, and this should be true, especially among the leaders within our communities – educational institutions in particular!
You’re kidding right? So you must really not know how HBCUs came about- because black people were EXCLUDED from PWIs- or as we call them, Predominately WHITE Institutions. It all stemmed from a little system called segregation- both de jure and de facto. Please go read a book before you make comments on topics you obviously know nothing about.
YES!!!!
This has to be THE DUMBEST comment on this thread. What part of “historically” do you not understand? HBCUs wouldn’t even exist if black people were allowed to attend your “historically white colleges and universities”. Please get a clue and understand that “historically black” does not mean nor has it ever meant “black only”. White people have always attended and graduated from HBCUs. You’d know that if you sought any modicum of enlightment beyond your personal feelings. Pretending race doesn’t exist and hasn’t had residual effects does not make you “not racist”. It makes you tone deaf, ignorant, and worthy of several seats. Here, this one’s on me: _/
You could spend 90 seconds googling the history of HBCUs before you came here. But no.
CAdvoc,
Are you For Real? You’re missing your own point, there’s no need for a gathering of the Historical WHITE Colleges and Universities, precisely because of white privilege.
And regarding HBCU? From a (very) young age, I understood that a majority black college meant African American students weren’t allowed to attend other colleges. Circumstances (segregation) necessitated (it was illegal and dangerous) that they build their own educational institution. That’s not choice, it’s the exact opposite.
Step off with your dipshittery.
It’s not so much that you have no idea what you’re talking about, more that you felt the need to broadcast your ignorance on a public forum.
Please, go have *all* the seats. In the other room.
Maybe she’s using her “alternative” manners.
I wonder how many of those folks wanted to slap her? The side eyes and disapproving looks she is getting are giving me my life right now!
Melanin Deficient Refuse.
Motion to add Cheeto Benito to the name list.
Cheeto Satan is my favorite (so far).
You say they must have been raised by savages. I feel like “savages” would be ashamed at the raggelly behavior on display and confine Hatchet-faced Hattie (thank you, Prognoskies!) to the Hut of Dishonor for a couple days. In fact, until the White House is cleared of Dolt45 and sanitized, that’s what I’m calling it– the Hut of Dishonor. Nobody who’s concerned with decency freely spends time there.
I saw this picture and my first thought was “this bish has no *&^% manners! who does this! in the white house? this is like the women’s team who went to the white house in flip-flops. Were you raised in a barn??? I mean I’m not even going to say white trash cause even they know when to quit playing.
KC has already shown her ignorance, character and basis lack of civility and no has shown the world her level of #aintshitness
Thank you so very much for this! Just trashy in every way. Another part of this that just rubs me sideways is that she is disrespecting the entire group of dignified White House guests! She is on her God Bless-ed PHONE?! Every part of her body language says “you, dignified guests of the nation’s Oval Office, do not matter to me. Why are you here, get out of my playroom.” She is ignoring an entire room of her boss’s guests. A normal employee in the office of a CEO would be, I don’t know, HELPING in HOSTING a room full of people! by standing, smiling, and engaging with all that is going on in the office. She looks like a two year old kid playing on her parent’s phone to make sure she does not run into traffic. But apparently tweeting about her bad hair day could not wait until later when “daddy’s’ distinguished guests were no longer witnessing her play on the couch.
Just want to give a shout out to President Dr. Mary Campbell of Spelman College, my alma mater, wearing the glorious scarf in the back and refusing to shuck and cheese for Agent Orange- mugging a la Maxine Waters. As the saying goes- you can tell a Spelman woman, but you can’t tell her much!
She’s probably playing Doodle jump or some foolishness. Ugh. Just when you think she can’t be any shallower, she drains a little more from the pool. ( to paraphrase Elaine on Seinfeld).
Imma sit here, on this chair like a REAL damb lady, legs crossed, etc…, and wait for your piece about the HBCU’s meeting orange marmalade. Because THAT is highly irksome to my soul. We all know this chick ain’t about nothing that has anything to do with grace and class. And THAT is not an alternative fact.
I am guessing her casual manner was even worse than just standing on that sofa. I am guessing that she was standing on it taking a pic from above to get everybody in the photo so she could tweet if out. My question, where is the official White House photographer. Why is she taking pictures on her PHONE!!! Seems they had issue with the use of private devises with someone else! So wrong, so disrespectful. Your article is spot on. Someone needs to put her in a corner and leave her there.
Please tell me this image was photoshopped and is not real…..!!!!!
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Dennis the Menace, though. Pure hilarity!
I want to snatch her up by that raffia grass she calls hair and yank her off the couch. GET. YOUR. DAMN. SHOES. OFF. AMERICA’S. COUCH, HEIFA!!
Harpo, who dis woman??!!!
WTF am I seeing??? This has to be Photoshop. She looks like she’s about to give a lap dance. Ish gets crazier every damn day with this ship of fools.
Have you ever seen Luvvie’s NY Times bestseller called “I’M JUDGING YOU”? Or heard about the TV series Shonda Rhimes is developing based on the book?
Maybe learn about Luvvie before you come here trynna insult her.
Why is she the only one sitting?
I hear my grandmother saying to Kellye “You sho sittin’ mighty high on my divan and close yo fass tale legs”.
My sister above said, “close your legs to married men”. I say close your legs if you’re not married
Will somebody please take out the decomposing trash that’s sitting on the couch? It’s starting to STINK!!
re·fin·er·y
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noun
an industrial installation where a substance is refined.
“an oil refinery”
“Someone’s grandma is throwing their shoe at Kellyanne’s head as we speak.” had this girl laughing her head off.
If I ever pulled a KellyAnne, my mom would snatch me right off that couch, my feet wouldn’t even touch dirt.
To add to the list of names for Fuckface Von Clownstick:
“The tangerine nightmare”
When I was growing up I was told over and over, “Be a little lady.” and “Sit like a lady.” Apparently, Miss Deadhair didn’t get the memo
Yes! She has on high heels! Watch the video! ????
At least my HBCU president is the one of the only ones with the appropriate expression on their face…. Should out to the Illustrious Harris Stowe State University!
Stinky minky, feral fool conjob!! Spray your con body with FDS. Get the F off the Oval Office sofa.
Her immodesty is what scares me. I thought about not going there but *shrug*… Every Black man in that room, even those with their teeth hanging out like piano keys, knows what has been the fate of too many Black men because of the word of one immodest White woman. Emmett Till was not so long ago. Even recently, Lena Dunahm can decide that a Black man who is paying her no attention at all needs to be publicly disparaged and lied on to make her feel better. Behavior like Kellyanne’s is childish but also reckless. It smacks of “I make the rules”, “I decide what decorum looks like” “I behave how I want, etiquette or others’ comfortability be damned”. I have Black sons and her behavior and that of women like her irritates me but it scares me more. Not because I know she’ll tear up furniture that isn’t hers but because I know women who look and behave like her are dangerous for people who look like me. Never mind that she has shown herself to be a fabulist many times over. If she decided to assert, to even suggest, that any one of those men looked at her akimbo legs lecherously, she would be given instant, undeserved, credibility. That’s what history has shown me is the power and the peril of White women who don’t know how to behave appropriately like Kellyanne Conway.
Woman in the shawl gets my vote. Do not f*ck with Woman in the Shawl.
Kellyanne Conway ….the double amputee of the Bowling Green Massacre
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Her behavior is absolutely unacceptable. Kelly you are not in the double wide boo…you are in the Oval Office my dear. Let that had of been Sasha or Malia….or Aunty ‘Chelle ..(yup Michelle is Aunty ‘Chelle in my head!!). There would have been a riot. I can’t with this heaux..bless her tacky ass heart….
The brother second from the left standing closest to the couch..his face yeah…it expresses how I fee about the entire situation. Every black person of the diaspora in that room SHOULD HAVE HAD HIS FACE in this photo!!!
I am turned off, embarrassed,outraged! How ABSOLUTELY DISRESPECTFUL to every man & woman in that room, & country. Hey You! Wake Up! At first, I couldn’t believe my eyes! Was this a SNL skit ?(probably will be now) I threw my specs on, “What???!!!” Slowly, my mind shifted to the reality that this is no surprise., it’s Dumpy Trumpy Time, with The Dumpy Trumpy Gang, but, it sure blows me away. She looks like a dopey woman reliving her stripper days, or her yester- years on top. O.k.,w/ that pose we could put a sweet spin on it – imagine her in jeans & camp gear, in front of a campfire roasting marshmallows- or spin the bottle. I can’t help myself, this was soo ridiculous. Role model not, not in this photo anyways. She looks like she’s rollin’ something else. She picked a hell of a time to do a yoga pose.I found Luvvie today, after scrolling NPR. – A cool, progressive white woman aka A woman
P.S. In response to some saying Pres.Oboma would not or did not put his feet up on a desk. Google – Obama photo of his feet up on desk There are some fabulous photos of him with his feet up on his desk. Obama was the first president I was proud of, and grateful to have in my lifetime. A totally amazing man. Amazing Grace
When I saw this I thought:
Why is she sitting on the couch in a room full of people like she’s 15 years old and at a slumber party?
On first glance it seemed inappropriate.
On second glance it seemed disrespectful to the office and those who were at this meeting.
And finally, she looks like a haggard Gidget, does she have no self respect as a grown woman?
She was either raised to be incredibly entitled and this behavior has been accommodated all these years, or as you say, she was not raised right. I’m about the same age as she is and I would NEVER sit like this in a room full of people at the White House.
Anita-
Yeah, I thought about Gidget too. It appears the woman is definitely starring in her own b rated movie.
She could be the poster”child” for Ignorance is Bliss. Concerning entitlement.
Hummm…Fear? Power? Is she puttin’ on the ritz, I mean tits… & authority. ( a little rough there, sorry) It can be human nature to puff up, act out, or shrink. Exhibitionist? Her behavior/pose looks so bazaar. Definitely Incorrect, Inappropriate, Disrespectful.
The whole “ship of fools” is a bazaar, scary bunch. Attending etiquette school, psychotherapy, a quality American History course & meditation would be a good start. And continued education, sh.., watch Netflix documentaries, get with it, get wise. Wish it was mandatory for them.
So I/ we need to flip it. More than ever, time to come together
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