Damp Sweater, Dry Heart: Mario Winans Doesn’t Wanna Know

The mid 90s were a boon to emotional, vulnerable ass ninjas who loved to croon mediocre R&B ballads. But only one emo dude earns the title for Douchiest. Video. Ever. Behold, Mario Winans’ “I Don’t Wanna Know” with real-time commentary from me and Kindred. Luvvie: as he serenades himself with …