An Oriki Tribute to President Barack Obama

President Barack Hussein Obama.
First of his name.
Swagnificence in the West Wing.
He Who Speaks in Complete Sentences.
Shea Butter Skinned Leader of the World.
Michelle’s boo.
44 of Life.
The Calm Before the 45 Storm.

Today, we honor you, because you deserve.
Also to piss off the Walking Cheeto we are left with. Salute, sir.
The adult in the room left us and our babysitter is a psychopath.

P.S. so you just gon look younger by the day?
That’s petty.