Victor Cruz’s Fiancee Elaina and the Mass Text Pigeon Summit
Love is deaf, dumb and blind. It has us looking stupid as hell sometimes, and doing ill-advised things that heart-sober us would not do.
NFL football player Victor Cruz is apparently loose in the pants even though he has a fiancee. Word on the streets is that Elaina Watley, his fiancee sent a mass text message to Victor’s side-chicks.
If you want to know what being a bird looks like, this is it. Anyone who finds out their partner is cheating and confronts whoever they’re cheating with instead of the damb groupon peen and vag they have committed to is a basic bird. They are pigeons.
We’re CCing side-chicks in mass emails too? She needs to create a Facebook event and invite them all to it, called “Leave My Man Alone” and set the date to yesterday. Why would you even fix yourself to tell mistresses that your man has denied your existence? The main person losing here is you and only you. Then she admits that he has told her that they are just “whores” which means you and him have had a conversation and he clearly doesn’t give a shit about your feelings.
The hell is this text message supposed to do? Are the women supposed to be spooked because she’s onto them? Is this a warning of some sort for them to stop sleeping with him? Is she starting a “We Fuck Victor Cruz” fan club and she wants everyone to be introduced to each other before the first meeting? WHAT IS THE USEFUL POINT? She just needs to hold a Pigeon Summit because this is the most bird behavior.
Anywho, talked about it on my Facebook and the thread below happened.
Jabari: But looking at Victor Cruz, he seems like the type that only attracts birds so her behavior doesn’t shock nor amaze me…… It’ll just be funny to see how this plays out…..because there has to be one petty woman that texted back “So, sis, you do know I’m laying here right next to your dude while reading this, right?
Luvvie: folks probably responded by sending her peen pics of her man. She gotta keep that shit real cute.
Candice: She must not have read chapter two, paragraph three, fourth sentence in in the Community Dick Rule Book. Instead of putting her and them on blast, she should be getting checked.
Tira: #sisterwives whoops I mean #EsposasHermanas aye yi yi keekeekeeeeee
Rob: “esposas” also means “handcuffs” #spanishlesson
Tira: Well we’re gonna go with the basic translation #RosettaAndLorettaStone
Luvvie: Loretta Stone, doe. LMAOOOO!
Rob: i read elsewhere that the wedding is still on? seriously? she’s not breaking up with him because she is about that wag life, and he isn’t breaking up with her because … she probably has pictures of them using his anal beads and is afraid to be put on blast like eddie winslow was.
Peaches: Uhhhghhh….. say no to fuk boys! Even rich ones…. the herp is forever!
Marissa: The fact that she acknowledged that the two of them had TALKED ABOUT THESE GIRLS before (“he said you’re just whores”) is unsettling.
Like. WHERE is your pride?
Luvvie: Pride up and quit her.
Candice: Pride went where it could be appreciated. I ain’t mad at Pride for leaving.
YaVonna: Pride has been “Taken 5”. I have an unusual skill set, and am willing to help her get it back.
Jamelle: Searching Groupon for “Pride”. Christmas is coming and these clucks need a bundle.
Pam: Where is the charity clinic fund for ALLLLL the STD tests this woman needs STAT? I’m in for a dollar.
Luvvie: SERIOUSLY. Like… I’m concerned for her Love Pocket if she’s willingly dealing w/ a dude who has a gaggle of trollops on the side.
Pam: AND she’s staying. I lied. Gimme my dollar back.
Luvvie: With interest.
Natasha: Oh come on…. Let her be great. We have to laugh at something amidst the craziness going on these days. Now, on a more serious note…. I’m thinking we should have a (potluck? Workshop? Webinar? Intervention? Google hangout?) for her. I imagine that if she knew better, she would do better. Let’s lift her up. #educationliftsallboats #eachoneteachone #birdfreein2023
Orsayor: I hope she saved this message in a Note app because she will be sending more of these in the future. IJS
Luvvie: Every week. She gon need a side chick mailing list with updates soon.
Orsayor: Lol!! Constant Contact and Mail Chimp has affordable rates.
Miz: She just as simple. she too old of a cat to be acting like a gatdam kitten.
Lisa: She put Cruz on the texts. I am UNABLE.
Simone: When keeping it petty makes my day! That text was toooo funny. She basically said – “hey sister wives and our husband. Let’s go around the room and introduce ourselves”
Jennifer: It’s “Player Gets Played: NFL Edition” hahahahahahahaha!
Xstann: ‘Tew’ damb MUCH!
Queneesha: Let me find out she is going to plan a meet up. Is it like an AA meeting? Do they all get up and say, “hi my name is” and tell when and how they met, and how long it has been? Do they have a teespring so they can have shirts identifying each other? I’m jus sayin.
Jennifer: Let’s be honest though. They’re meant for each other.
Sharon: Somewhere, The Suffragettes are face-palming.
Harcher: She put in her time when he was unknown she not trying to give up alimony and future child support to some NEW jump. She was there first. It was a business decision. #noJudgement
Yanira: Discussed prior to with her attorney and accountant. Being the Main Chick is a brand these days.
Quiana: Her best interest would be to find a man that actually gives a damn about her. He could jack her up in a prenup or leave her. She ain’t guaranteed anything yet.
Ngwa: She ain’t trying to give up the perks of being an NFL wife…and she still wants to dance salsa…lls
Alicia: So, what’s next? Is there going to be a schedule? Some sort of rotation? A flow chart? What’s her end game? I’m sure most of them assumed she knows he doing his own thing. Where do we go from here?#StacyLattislawVoice
Marilyn: So what now?! All that means nothing really. It’s what she does moving forward. I mean he can get caught and still cheat, she can make a fool out of side chicks and he still cheat, and finally she can put all her business out there and he STILL cheat. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Katisha: Yet she is STILL his fiancée. She’s dumb as all the boxes of all the rocks in all of the world.
Jewell: Who says she didn’t confront him as well?
Keisha: He is the only one she needs to confront.
Janelle: I’m so so sorry I read it! Now I’m even more disturbed and confused… I have so many questions… for instance why is she making introductions? Why is she being so polite? Why does that message sound like a friendly invite? Why do they need to exchange notes? Why is the wedding still on? Why do I think these women will be her birdsmaids? And most importantly why isn’t she boiling hot grits on the stove?! #imdone #anyonefixit
Marice: Just sad that she might not think enough of herself to realize she needs and deserves more. Paging Iyanla…..I think we all know we will see her Fixing Her Hot Mess Life soon enough.
Tomesha: Where the church mothers? Why did she did she major in low self-esteem?
Kelley: Hello Barbara(s)….
Luvvie: “This is Shirley” face ass
Jeannine: Umm… fiancés that cheat become husbands that cheat. I’m confused by this. #whySway #whohastheanswers
Debbie: This shit is stupid. gave me a blood clot headache
Dowan: And she thinks she did something. Poor thing. And all the birds that are her friends were high-fiving her whilst preparing their subtweets and memes about her dumb tail.
Madrika: Well I guess as the head Sister Wife, she does need introduce herself and make the rest of the Sister Wives comfortable with each other.
Laurence: Well, at least they’ve got the phone tree set up for when the STD results start flowing in.
Lisa: How she know they in hotels though. At least ONE might be set up quite nicely … kind of like her. Ha! *jokes* But for real though. Why THEY gotta be low budget? Poor shang.
Niesha: In her mind they have to be low budget so she feel superior to them. Hell they might be getting the better deal cause they don’t have to look at him except when they want to. Id rather he single. I swear
Cherise: She has the “Ring the Alarm” syndrome. She said she’ll be damned if she see another chick on his arm
Niesha: But honestly im not surprised. Women do this type of stuff with men who are working as trader Joe’s shift leaders. We have to teach our young men better and teach our young women their worth isn’t in “keeping a man” and other women arent always the competition.
LMAO! Folks gotta do better.