Peter Griffin’s CFDA Awards Outfit Stole the Show
One person went to the CFDA Awards and slayed EVERYBODY there. They are an American icon and we salute them for their influence in pop culture. Yes, I’m talmbout Peter Griffin.
This #ALPHET (outfit) is daring, it’s edgy and it’s bold. It tells us all that Peter is comfortable with his body and he wants everyone to know it. Let’s start from the top.
The bedazzled durag is giving me night time chic. Everyone should hit the pillow after wrapping their hair with some mousse in style like this. Get into it! And then there’s the makeup. Peter’s face has been SNATCHED to perfection. I especially love the smoky eyes. It really brings out his double chin.
And then this dress. THIS DRESS IS TO DIE FOR!!!! It’s slinky, it’s glittery and it’s a winner! My goodness. His Glam Squad really took a risk here and it paid off tremendously. See how it accentuates his moobs (man boobs) just so perfectly. It drapes over his fatty so right and the gloves give me a touch of elegance.
You see the thong underneath. That’s because we must keep the nethers a mystery. Take Peter out for some beers before you even think about seeing what lies beneath. He’s a gentleman like that.
The entire look is brought together by the matching sandals and the pedicure. Is that nail polish OPI or Essie? I’ll find out for yall and get back to you on it ASAPtually.
Either way, SHOUTOUT TO PETER!!! Saints and Aints, are you into it? Did Mr. Griffin step out or WHAT?!?
P.S. I LOVE the Family Guy team for their foolery such as this. This pic was posted by the TBS Twitter account.
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26 Comments
YAAAASSSSS! Ms. Peter WERK!
I love the mink stole. It covers the stretch marks and cellulite quite nicely.
It IS the perfect accent!
Right? The stole is so classy and classic.
WERK! That little side curl is giving me Lisa Stansfield realness with a touch of Josephine Baker segzyness
YAAASS @ Lisa Stansfield!
LMAO!!! Yes, Ramonda!
The pursed lips are giving me life!
You know Peter took a dope selfie after he put on this ensemble.
So are we not gonna mention the side eye he is giving?
That side-eye is pretty legit, though.
I wonder who was on the receiving end…
P.S. I stan for you Peter!
Rhianna wanna be Peter Griffabulous so bad, but he had to show her:
No, Sis, THIS IS HOW IT’S DONE!
HAAAA!! And his facial expression let’s you know in the door that he is not here for your feelings about his look. No bish, ain’t no room at this inn for your delicate sensibilities, leave ’em at coat check hunty!
I am planted here for this comment.. Yasssss!!!!
YESSSSSSS!!! Leave them feelings behind because Peter is here and you will deal!
I must re-post this when the paramedics leave….they are working on Tanya right now. She saw this and began to seize (thanks L)! No royalties will be paid to Awesomely Luvvie!
LOLLLL!!!! You gon make it!
The slayage is real.
SO real!
You forgot to mention the gloves. A real lady know that your outfit is not truly complete without gloves, so Peter is schooling folks on real elegance. Werk hunty! I wonder what Stewie wore.
I did mention the gloves. I say they give me a touch of elegance. You missed it.
My bad. I must have been distracted by the moobs. lol
those earrings are clutch!
Madame Peter said, “you all need to check my thong from the back.” Ish gets real from the back. His “pot roast” and chunk legs are giving you a Ms Piggy vibe, and I am here for it!
Rihanna, this is what happens when you try stunting on a better bytch. Bow down to the awesome that is PG, with his sly, sexy, super-chunk self.