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Peter Griffin’s CFDA Awards Outfit Stole the Show

One person went to the CFDA Awards and slayed EVERYBODY there. They are an American icon and we salute them for their influence in pop culture. Yes, I’m talmbout Peter Griffin.

Peter Griffin CFDA Awards

This #ALPHET (outfit) is daring, it’s edgy and it’s bold. It tells us all that Peter is comfortable with his body and he wants everyone to know it. Let’s start from the top.

The bedazzled durag is giving me night time chic. Everyone should hit the pillow after wrapping their hair with some mousse in style like this. Get into it! And then there’s the makeup. Peter’s face has been SNATCHED to perfection. I especially love the smoky eyes. It really brings out his double chin.

And then this dress. THIS DRESS IS TO DIE FOR!!!! It’s slinky, it’s glittery and it’s a winner! My goodness. His Glam Squad really took a risk here and it paid off tremendously. See how it accentuates his moobs (man boobs) just so perfectly. It drapes over his fatty so right and the gloves give me a touch of elegance.

you-better-work gif

You see the thong underneath. That’s because we must keep the nethers a mystery. Take Peter out for some beers before you even think about seeing what lies beneath. He’s a gentleman like that.

The entire look is brought together by the matching sandals and the pedicure. Is that nail polish OPI or Essie? I’ll find out for yall and get back to you on it ASAPtually.

Either way, SHOUTOUT TO PETER!!! Saints and Aints, are you into it? Did Mr. Griffin step out or WHAT?!?

P.S. I LOVE the Family Guy team for their foolery such as this. This pic was posted by the TBS Twitter account.

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  1. msvonnz
    June 3, 2014 at 9:46 pm


  2. LaTonya
    June 3, 2014 at 10:05 pm

    I love the mink stole. It covers the stretch marks and cellulite quite nicely.

    • Kourtney
      June 3, 2014 at 11:02 pm

      It IS the perfect accent!

    • June 4, 2014 at 11:14 am

      Right? The stole is so classy and classic.

  3. Ramonda Gilmore
    June 3, 2014 at 11:09 pm

    WERK! That little side curl is giving me Lisa Stansfield realness with a touch of Josephine Baker segzyness

    • Itsben1
      June 4, 2014 at 7:43 am

      YAAASS @ Lisa Stansfield!

    • June 4, 2014 at 11:14 am

      LMAO!!! Yes, Ramonda!

  4. WhiskeyOnTheRox
    June 4, 2014 at 12:02 am

    The pursed lips are giving me life!

    • June 4, 2014 at 11:13 am

      You know Peter took a dope selfie after he put on this ensemble.

  5. tammy
    June 4, 2014 at 6:00 am

    So are we not gonna mention the side eye he is giving?

    • June 4, 2014 at 11:13 am

      That side-eye is pretty legit, though.

  6. tammy
    June 4, 2014 at 6:02 am

    I wonder who was on the receiving end…

    P.S. I stan for you Peter!

  7. howlingbanshee
    June 4, 2014 at 6:07 am

    Rhianna wanna be Peter Griffabulous so bad, but he had to show her:

  8. Itsben1
    June 4, 2014 at 7:46 am

    HAAAA!! And his facial expression let’s you know in the door that he is not here for your feelings about his look. No bish, ain’t no room at this inn for your delicate sensibilities, leave ’em at coat check hunty!

    • Suga
      June 4, 2014 at 8:39 am

      I am planted here for this comment.. Yasssss!!!!

    • June 4, 2014 at 11:13 am

      YESSSSSSS!!! Leave them feelings behind because Peter is here and you will deal!

  9. Mrs Bates
    June 4, 2014 at 9:20 am

    I must re-post this when the paramedics leave….they are working on Tanya right now. She saw this and began to seize (thanks L)! No royalties will be paid to Awesomely Luvvie!

    • June 4, 2014 at 11:12 am

      LOLLLL!!!! You gon make it!

  10. Tracy
    June 4, 2014 at 10:06 am

    The slayage is real.

    • June 4, 2014 at 11:12 am

      SO real!

  11. June 4, 2014 at 11:00 am

    You forgot to mention the gloves. A real lady know that your outfit is not truly complete without gloves, so Peter is schooling folks on real elegance. Werk hunty! I wonder what Stewie wore.

    • June 4, 2014 at 11:12 am

      I did mention the gloves. I say they give me a touch of elegance. You missed it.

      • June 4, 2014 at 11:24 am

        My bad. I must have been distracted by the moobs. lol

  12. LESLIE
    June 4, 2014 at 2:28 pm

    those earrings are clutch!

  13. Nellie bean
    June 4, 2014 at 2:49 pm

    Madame Peter said, “you all need to check my thong from the back.” Ish gets real from the back. His “pot roast” and chunk legs are giving you a Ms Piggy vibe, and I am here for it!

  14. deprogrammed
    June 5, 2014 at 9:17 pm

    Rihanna, this is what happens when you try stunting on a better bytch. Bow down to the awesome that is PG, with his sly, sexy, super-chunk self.