Whose All Plaid Everything Uncle is This?
Y’all gotta start claiming your wayward family members sometimes, especially when they leave the house looking any old which kinda way. Like the sir below:
Ok. WHOSE UNCLE IS THIS??? And why does he look like torn wallpaper of plaid? My dude left the house in at least 17 different patterns of plaid and said he was gon slay EVERYONE! Not only would he COORDINATE his #ALPHET from head to toe, but he was gon match it all with his bike. He put on his plaid pants, with his lighter plaid shirt, with a plaid bucket hat and sat on his plaid ass bike. And please don’t miss the small plaid scarf too. And then put on some crocs to top it off.
Anyone who puts on crocs to ride a motorcycle ain’t all present. AT ALL.
Also, where is he going? Can someone tell me the occasion where this outfit is the tea? He looks like he put a lotta thought into this too. Just ALLPLAIDEVERYTHING. Sir…
When I tell you I am unable? Please believe me? And he’s looking at the camera like “I know you see it. Who gon check me?” YES, SIR WE SEE YOU! And not one person is gon check Uncle Rufus (because he looks like his name is Rufus). Looking like canal street exploded all over him.
Somewhere, the people at Burberry are flipping tables, wondering when their signature fabric became this. My dude is rocking NAWLberry.
CHILE… LMAO!!! Anyway, which one of you is gon claim your uncle?
P.S. No country for bucket hats. NONE.
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33 Comments
That’s Wyclefs uncle…
LMAOOOO!!! He ain’t oiled down though
In fact quite the opposite. How he gonna manage to find all that plaid and can’t find a bit of shea butter for them feet and ankles? He looks like he stomped in some flour before he put them white crocs on.
Why does Uncle Rufus look like a bootleg Burberry billboard??!?! The good folks at Burberry are NOT HAPPY with this #boolsheet!!!!! NOT. HAPPY. AT. ALL!!!
Why is my uncle wearing my crocs? And why is he ashy? I have so many questions.
I can’t take you for bringing this picture into my life!!!!! TOD: March 4, 2013 @ 4:12 PM
Luvvie, write my eulogy and go comfort my mama cause this was yo fault!!!!! LMFAOROTF!!
But I’m he didn’t commit with the Crocs… And I’m pretty sure that underneath that stripped swap meet rugby polo there is a plaid g-unit tank lurking.
Let’s be real..
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Here I am….dead….y’all have kilt me with this one.
those crocs just slayed me!!! I wonder if he has the little things you can stick in the holes on the top in there That dusty ankle has got to go!
Dusty! I. Died.
But #wayment why does it look like the plaid on the bike is actual wallpaper or gift wrap? I can’t.
And you know he looked in the mirror before he left the house like, “I’m killing it. Dudes gon be hating!”
Constance, I was thinkin the same thing about the giftwrap!! I said it’s either some really good gift wrapping or some knockoff fabric! Why even take the time to giftwrap a dirt bike? **Throws hands up in dramatic flair* Why?!?!?!?!?!
Are those streamers made of plaid on his handlebars? It’s bad enough his motorcycle looks like it’s covered in wrapping paper but adding streamers?!?! Also, why do I get the feeling this is photo is on his Match.com profile?
Oh, SHIT! I didn’t even notice the streamers! X_X
ohhhh wowwwwwwww at everything and the streamers… Definitely looks like an online dating profile pic!
Are those tassles on his handlebars or has all the the plaid blinded me?
But why does the bike look like it’s covered in contact paper?? The look on his face says “haters gon hate”…
I was thinking the same thing…
After all that plaid effort, why did he quit at the crocs?
“Canal Street exploded all over him.” Golly. x_x
I betcha if lotion came in a plaid jar he woulda brought some to apply to them ankles…
It’s like he’s camouflaged or something. I swear all I can see is ashy ankles and crocs.
i bet he got a polka dotted alphet for his bike and himself…he gon let them divas really have it tomorrow…
BANG! BANG! you got me with this one luvvie!
I actually think the plaid on the bikes is the ‘Ghana Must Go’ bags like seriously Uncle Rufus did that!
The bike looks like it wrapped in plaid wrapping paper!
Looking like a burberry add.
OK , I know I am wayyyy late but #1. Can we acknowledge that this is indeed a dirt bike! #2. Is that Fabric??
Meanwhile, I caught myself wanting to put some Vaseline on his ankles and feet. I almost forgot I was looking at my monitor. Did he not realize that was ash and not athletic socks? UGH!!!!!
Oh Uncle O’Rufus. You can vacay in Scotland but we know you bought that mess on Maxwell Street in the 70’s.
I will not.
This playa musta though that he couldn’t get Shea butter because Carol’s Daughter went into Chapter 11.
Ok all I can see is dem white ashy lips jumping out the page. Did he really spend all that time meticulously wrapping himself and the bike in plaid but neglected the lips? I mean, those lips look like he been rolling around in ash. Guess he thought we’d all be so impressed with his ensemble we’d miss the lips.
are there NO plaid crocs to be found in this god-forsaken world?!?! where are his standards?