Whose All Plaid Everything Uncle is This?
Y’all gotta start claiming your wayward family members sometimes, especially when they leave the house looking any old which kinda way. Like the sir below:
Ok. WHOSE UNCLE IS THIS??? And why does he look like torn wallpaper of plaid? My dude left the house in at least 17 different patterns of plaid and said he was gon slay EVERYONE! Not only would he COORDINATE his #ALPHET from head to toe, but he was gon match it all with his bike. He put on his plaid pants, with his lighter plaid shirt, with a plaid bucket hat and sat on his plaid ass bike. And please don’t miss the small plaid scarf too. And then put on some crocs to top it off.
Anyone who puts on crocs to ride a motorcycle ain’t all present. AT ALL.
Also, where is he going? Can someone tell me the occasion where this outfit is the tea? He looks like he put a lotta thought into this too. Just ALLPLAIDEVERYTHING. Sir…
When I tell you I am unable? Please believe me? And he’s looking at the camera like “I know you see it. Who gon check me?” YES, SIR WE SEE YOU! And not one person is gon check Uncle Rufus (because he looks like his name is Rufus). Looking like canal street exploded all over him.
Somewhere, the people at Burberry are flipping tables, wondering when their signature fabric became this. My dude is rocking NAWLberry.
CHILE… LMAO!!! Anyway, which one of you is gon claim your uncle?
P.S. No country for bucket hats. NONE.