So Nicki Minaj Cussed Out Mariah Carey… Lawdt.
You’ve probably seen the video by now but Nicki Minaj decided that she was about done with whatever Mariah Carey was bringing to the American Idol judges’ table. So, homegirl and her wig decided to cuss Mariah CLEAN out like it ain’t 2 days after the Christian Sabbath. The had to cancel production for the rest of the day because of it. Watch below:
In case you missed what was said, here’s the transcript (according to Mr. L Davis’ site):
Nicki: “And if you’ve got a fucking problem, handle it. I told them I’m not fucking putting up with your fucking highness over there.”
Mariah: “Oh Why, why, why do I have a three year old sitting around me?”
Nicki: “I’m not sitting here for 20 million having her look down here repremanded everyday. No.”
Mariah: “I can’t see my kids because you decided to act like a little crazy bitch and go all around the stage.”
Nicki: “Go see them now, go. You’re boring as fuck.”
In the words of Smokey and Craig Friday…
DAMMMMMBBBBBBB!!!! I mean… WOW! Nicki was UP and SET! Did Mariah steal her favorite neon green hairhat? Why was she so mad? Wowsies!
What we just saw was an adult tantrum to the fullest. Nicki cussed Mariah out so proper but ended up looking stupid while doing it because Mariah was sitting there looking at her like “Girl, I don’t have time for you.” Nicki basically had a shouting monologue and a fight with herself. She looked dumb.
I’m LOVING Mariah’s well-placed “I don’t SEE YOU, bitch!” reaction. She handled Nicki without e’em handling her and that’s what I love. As Onika ranted and raved, Mrs. Cannon was on her side of the table looking nonplussed. If you EVER wanna piss someone off when they’re already mad, just look at them calmly as they cuss you out. THEY. GET. LIVID. Not giving someone a reaction is sometimes the best reaction because they will lose their shit tryna figure out why you’re not moved.
Someone who’s mad at you: “OMG I HATE YOU SO MUCH AND YOU ARE TERRIBLE AND I WANT YOU TO CHOKE!”
You: *blinks slowly* Are you done? *picks up bag and leaves*
Them: *throws chair*
It’s the FUNNIEST thing EVER. Until you’re the person on the shouting end. THEN THAT SHIT AIN’T FUNNY!!! O_O
Nicki hollered like a banshee for a good 56 seconds and Mariah looked bored at best. While Keith Urban looked like he wanted to be wrapped in a chiffon blouse on his bed, or anywhere else but there.
I’m not a huge fan of Mariah Carey because she shops like she dresses at Forever19.5 but she is LEGEND. Nicki better #PayAmish to the Queen of multi-octave vocal range! Sitting next to her looking like Hansel and Gretel threw up all the snacks they ate at the witch’s house. KNOW YOUR PLACE, ONIKA! Mariah has been here 10 years before you and she’ll remain here long after your highlighter alphets go dim! Getting too big for her britches.
Chile, I guess these two divas on one table was just too much ego and they were bound to clash. But who’da thunk it woulda been this blow up? Nicki ain’t e’em give a damb that cameras were rolling. Times like this, I miss MTV’s Celebrity Deathmatch. Put them in claymation and let ’em fight it out.
Also related, I still don’t know why they got Onika Maraj judging a singing competition. That’s like having me judge a “People with sense” symposium. You #Minuswell have Naomi Campbell sit on the Board of Directors of Edges-A-Plenty LLC. NOT VALID.
Ennehweighs… ummm does this mean Mariah and Nicki ain’t gon do the 2012 version of “the boy is mine?” Well, that’s disappointing. (-_-)
This cuss out was awesome though. Just for blogging material purposes. They made day 3 of the 30-day writing challenge a breeze. THANKS, NICKI!
Whatcha’ll think of this epic cussout? Who would win in the Mariah vs. Nicki celebrity deathmatch?