Alex Trebek Brought Back His Mouth Hat and All is Right
I’m a fan of facial hair on men. I think it really upgrades them. In fact, I don’t trust a man who doesn’t have any facial hair. I feel like their face is trying to tell is something. I know I’m shallow. The Beard Gang is my favorite gang. Cuz: HEYYYYY.
One of the most famous facial coifs belongs (or belonged) to Alex Trebek. Y’all know Mr. Jeopardy is known as much for his moustache as he is for anything else. So when he went rogue some years back and shaved off his nose shoes, I was all WTF IS THIS, ALEX? He didn’t ask my permission or nothing! He just went and did it and I clutched my pearls and held a silent vigil. #BringBackTheStache. He looked so different without his mouth hat. The naked top lip didn’t quite curl allaway over for me. Lawd.
Well, I’m here to report good news. ALEX TREBEK’S FACE WIG IS BACK!
As my friend Charlie said “Can I have ‘Swagger’ for $1000, Alex?” Yes. Yes, you can. Alex knows he’s bae. I love me a smart man.
And can we give props to Mr. Trebek for aging so well?? Homeboy is 74 years old, and still looking GOODT! I bet he learned that the secret is to moisturize. WERK, SIR! And please don’t cut off the sub-beard again. Maybe this is why Mercury was retrograding.
That upper lip needs a coat and it is right back where it belongs. WHOOT!
The moral of this story is: fellas, please get some facial hair. Learn from Alex the Great.
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As someone who’s watched Alex on Jeapardy! since way back in the 80s, the loss of his ‘stache AND his ‘fro was tew, tew much…All hail the return of his facialsexy!
Why am I laughing so hard at you, Luvvie??? I mean, everything you’re saying is true…. but still! SN- Why does the ‘stache make him look, like, 20 years younger?? I need to know what Alex eats and drinks cuz I ain’t trying to be in here on that plastic like Joan Rivers….
And there was much rejoicing in the land.
I bet the ratings will get higher because of the face wig
I don’t have facial hair because it doesn’t grow, and I’m 22 (the little I have is barely there). It’s unnecessary, and I’m glad it doesn’t grow more thickly; it would get in the way of seeing my large pinkish-reddish lips.
As for Alex, he has enough gray on his head. More hair on his face is a NO. He looks a bit younger without it.
YESSSS, I couldn’t hardly look at him without the lip hat lol. All hail the ‘stache!
Alex is and will forever be my silver fox catdaddy bae!!! He could still get it!!!!