Stevie J
Letter

Dear Stevie J, You And Your Groupon Peen Are The Worst

Today’s sternly-worded letter is to Stevie J, music producer, and now one of the stars of the reality TV show Love and Hip Hop Atlanta (LHHATL). Yes, I’m aware that a lot of the show is scripted so it might not be as “real” as folks think but if he …

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Famous folksLetterMusic

Dear Erykah, That Video? Please Go Have a Window Seat

Erykah Badu has done a duet with the group Flaming Lips, using Roberta Flack’s “First Time Ever I Saw Your Face.” And the video came out this week, and it is a total clusterf*ck. I watched all 5 minutes of it and frowned through the entire thing because it involved …

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Bristol Palin
Letter

Dear Bristol Palin, Criticizing the President? Girl SHUT UP

I’ve been overdue for a sternly-worded letter, and there’s so much foolery in the world that this one could have been written to a plethora of people who don’t know how to act, or did the most with the least. However, the lucky winner is Bristol Palin. She had the …

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Eddie Long King
Letter

Dear Eddie Long, You’re a King? iRebuke It

Yesterday, I was alerted to the most ridiculous thing I’ve heard since… well the day before. Let me give you the cliffnotes on what happened. This past Sunday, some Jewish Rabbi (or so he says) named Ralph Messer went to New Birth Missionary Baptist Church to crown Bishop Eddie Long …

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Famous folksLetterMusic

Dear Common and Drake, No One Cares About Your Beef

I heard that Common and Drake had some rap beef going on, and word on the street is that it’s over Serena Williams. They’ve earned this week’s sternly-worded letter. Dear Common and Drake, Hey Lonnie. Hey Aubrey. I wanted to sit you both down to let you know that don’t …

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Jennifer Aniston
Famous folksLetter

Dear Men’s Health Magazine, Your List Sucks

The other night on Twitter, I saw folks slandering Jennifer Aniston heavily and wondered why. They informed me that in a list that Men’s Health Magazine released, rating the Hottest Women of All Time, Jennifer Aniston was listed as #1. I asked for a link to it and what met …

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Khia
Famous folksLetter

Dear Khia, Beyonce Copied You? Girl…

Khia said Beyonce bit “My Neck, My Back” for her new video for “Party.” This is why she’s earned this sternly-worded letter. Dear Khia, You came out with “My Neck, My Back” in 2002 and that has been your claim to fame. You’re holding on TIGHT to it, I see, since …

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Roach
LetterMy Life

Dear Roach That Punked Me Last Night

I saw a roach in my apartment last night. And it punked me. So I decided to write it a sternly-worded letter. Dear Roach, You won this round. And might win the entire battle too. I’ve yet to come to terms with your presence in my crib. In fact, I …

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LetterSocial Media

Dear Facebook, Stop It with the Changes

I was on Facebook last night and refreshed my page. I walked away and came back and saw my newsfeeds were hella different looking. Facebook has earned yet another sternly-worded letter. Dear Facebook, STOP IT! You do this EVERY TIME! Every. single. time. You make a huge change, we complain …

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Slave Earrings Vogue Italia
Letter

Dear Vogue Italia, Slave Earrings? Here’s TWO Seats to Have

So sometimes, stuff is published on major outlets that is just sooo jarring and stupid that I am just convinced it was a mistake. Or written for The Onion. This is one of them. Vogue Italia published an article on their site featuring hoop earrings. And instead of calling them …

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