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Say It With Your Chest! Giver of NO DAMBS and UNABLE to CAN Light T-Shirts

UPDATE (as of October 2015): My tshirts are now exclusively carried by the good folks Tees in the Trap! Get them through the Awesomely Luvvie collection!

The summer of shady tshirts continues, folks! Many of these sayings are from the Awesomely Luvvie Glossary. If you’re new here, you should definitely check it out.

As requested, here are the GIVER OF NO DAMBS tshirts! Each style comes in red, black and purple.


What spurred this tshirt was the tweet I posted after Elevator-Gate about Solange the Goon. Many of you said you wanted to rock “Giver of No Dambs” on a tshirt and I listen to yall sometimes. 🙂


It comes in a v-neck tee (women’s fitted), a tank top (unisex) and a regular scoop neck (that’s unisex/men). For my plus-size peoples, order that one (American Apparel) because it goes up to 3XL! I gotchu covered. The sizing info of each type of shirt is available on the page too so check it out to see how they will fit.

ALSO the UNABLE TO CAN shirts are back! They’re now available in white, gray and pink, so for those who want to be airy (but shady) this summer, getchu a piece!


You love it. For those who ordered these in the most recent campaign, you should have received an email confirming that production has began, and with an estimated delivery date.

All my tshirts are $20, so they won’t break the bank too much. I don’t touch any of the shirts, so they’ll be coming straight from Teespring when the campaign ends.

Yes, Teespring delivers to other countries besides the U.S. so my international readers, yall can also getchu a piece of these tees.

Order your shirts now, my peoples!GIVER OF NO DAMBS | UNABLE TO CAN light.

P.S. These have my URL in the back. Fun fact: brings you to, so if you’re feeling lazy… 😉

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  1. Faiza
    June 10, 2014 at 5:29 am

    I wish i could get the giver of no dambs tank,all the way here in Kenya!!! I has the sads!!

    • June 10, 2014 at 10:07 am

      You can! It ships internationally.

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