Whose Weave Did Hurricane Sandy Literally Snatch?
I’ve been watching reports of Hurricane Sandy’s damages and I’m praying for my East Coast friends and family. It looks so treacherous and terrible. This is no Hurricane “Sneeze a Lil” Irene. This storm is completely about that doing the most life and I’m not here for it. I hope you all stay safe!
But I see there’s already been a victim. Big Sandra got its first victim, y’all.
Chile, someone’s horse hair weave wound up in a tree. Hurricane Sandy is out here literally snatching wigs. Somewhere, a woman (or man) is missing her phony pony and she has my sympathies. A horse in Detroit lost its tail in vain and we should offer up our condolences.
This yaki is gon too soon. Well, before it could be sewn in, anyway. This is a tragedy of follicular proportions. *pours out a little pink oil lotion in its honor*
But for realsies, stay safe in this storm, y’all! And I need you to stay indoors too! This didn’t have to happen I see some of y’all are tryna be Instagram superstars and playing outside to capture great shots. NAWL, B! STAY YO ASS INSIDE. This is a PSA from your local caring blogger.
Soooo whose weave is this? Why didn’t this person hold it down on their heads? Did their bobby pins fail them? Did they get it outta the tree after this pic was taken? So many questions.
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Luvvie, you do realize you will murk a lot of folks with this pic? And it will probably go viral? And somebody is walking around with that little pony stump on top of their head?
“Pony stump”….LOL
no big loss, it looks like it’s from the 3 packs for $20 bin in the front of the store O______o
I think it’s Paul Ryan’s wig that got snatched by Joe Biden a few weeks back! LMBO!!
iCackled
Is this the back side of the Walt Whitman houses in Fort Green? LOL
FG ain’t that verdant these days. And NYCHA sure as hell ain’t looking to protect the grass…
“This is a tragedy of follicular proportions. *pours out a little pink oil lotion in its honor*”
Why did that old jam “Gangsta Lean” pop in my head???
Gotta remix, like ta hear it? Here it go…….
This is for my wig-gaaaay
This is for my wiiiiiiig-gaaaay, well-well
I done got you snatched ahhh-ooo-off
In that hurr-i-cane, in that hurr-i-ca-aa-aine
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Forget power outages, THIS is how you know isht is officially real
Haha you make me laugh so bad, but is really that bad the situation in NYC, ughh i love my city n dont know if i have to worry about, nevermind 212 you can pull this off no matter what, wait for me next year.
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I have real. life. tears. in my eyes from hollering and stifling laughter. Oh my god. When you said ‘a woman (or man)’ I lost it. I was no more good after that.
Hahaha!!!! That is just too funny! Winds so strong your wig went flying! Man. Too funny.
On a more serious note. I really do feel sorry for those badly affected by the storm though. So glad I wasn’t one of them. Didn’t realize how bad the hurricane was til days later. Gas stations are shut down in parts of NY and NJ at the moment. It’s just bad!!
LOL @ “pony stump”…or as I call them, “Dobermans”